Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 4



Your "hubbies"? You can't be married to all of them. 

Gurl, I am 100% sure SHINee doesn't give a shit whether or not you spend the night waiting to vote for them / watch their performance. And no, they will never know what you exist.

Sleep well! 


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31 comments:

  1. stupid bithces ...
    stupid bitches everywhere...

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  2. FALSE!
    You cannot be married to all of SHINEE because it is against the law to have more than one spouse...... Legally........ In Korea....... I think...... Unless you're muslim

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    1. Unless you're a Muslim? I hope you don't mean that in an offensive way. Girls can't marry 4 times, only guys can AND that's ONLY IF the first wife agrees to it (in todays world that's unlikely to happen). A guy can't marry more than one woman UNLESS he can give EQUAL treatment to both of them. The only reason this is allowed in Islam is because way back in the day of the Prophet a lot of muslim men were killed in one of the battles and a lot of women were left without husbands so that's why men were allowed to have 4 wives, to take care of the women. Otherwise it ain't right if a guy jus marries more than one girl for the hell of it.

      Delusional fans like this make the rest of us seem like psychos....some people just need therapy O_O

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    2. Polygomy/bigamy, dude. It's completely illegal in the US, ask George Reynolds. She can marry all 5 if she wants to, but only if she kills before marrying the next Shinee. No need to tell us the story of you people.

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    3. nawww im not against muslims, ill bet some muslim guys try to have more than 1 wife, maybe because he's uber rich. hey man it could happen.... does islam forbid fivesomes?(what do you call 5 ppl banging together?)

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    4. It forbids intercourse outside of marriage so i guess "fivesomes" are banned (I don't think there is an exact word for it). It's more like the men from the poor class of the third world countries who tend to have more than one woman as a wife. Women of the lower class in those countries aren't educated and lack rights so words get twisted and what the man says becomes the law. It's a twisted world.

      Anyway, I was just trying to clear up any misunderstanding that may have existed. Religion aside, hypnoticanebula is right. A crazy fangirl can marry all five members as long as she kills the one she is currently married to before moving on to the next one...but can't she divorce instead of kill? In the end, this is most likely never going to happen lol

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    5. what if you were pleasuring your 4 wives at the same time?
      philosoraptor has found his match

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    6. -___- I don't think so Zacky......LET IT GO!

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  4. Oh, Shawols.

    They don't seem to see things like how depressed Onew is and how Taemin hates them for never letting him grow the fuck up.

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    1. Idols are like that -.- They want to be famous and popular and then they find out its not what it seems and there's no way out. Well there is...If you know what I mean. Though I'm most probably wrong about this.

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    2. I don't see it as being their fault though. Imagine if you were poor as fuck and you loved only one thing; the idol life always seems glamorous on TV; they're basically promised a one-shot solution to all their problems, and nobody ever seems to realize that the only thing that makes humans inventive is that we can never be happy.

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    3. Onew looks so sad lately, it breaks my MVP heart.

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    4. It really is sad; I always adored him.

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    5. really, is like they can't see the obvious
      he looks so sad even when smiling D:

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    6. Onew has teeth that look like Hyoyeon's. Maybe he sad because people expect him to be an idiot obsessed with chicken.

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    7. Onew Sangtae became too much of a thing. And Dubulge, and the chicken thing. It's like, people expect him to do weird things, or else he isn't Onew and they don't love him (Onew oppa! You are so quiet! Do something goofy and moderately dangerous again!!!)

      I wish he felt safe enough to show his fans his real personality.

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    8. Actually, they are the ones who worry about these things the most

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  5. Yes, stay up girl and good luck on your test tomorrow!
    No seriously, not one member of SHINee gives a shit and you'll be forever invisible to them.

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  6. Girl's gonna get a BFF. No, I don't mean Best Friend Forever with any of the ShiNee members. I mean a Big Fucking F for her exam which she probably hasn't even studied for due to excessive self-touching from watching videos of those gayfucks.

    Oh Shawols. Please stay the batshit crazy fucks you are now so I can laugh at you :)

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  7. Why the fuck would you stay up all night to look at pictures/watch videos/other fangirl activity of SHINee when you have A FUCKING TEST YOU DUMBFUCK. Never mind getting good grades so you can go to university and get a job teaching English in Korea after (every Koreaboo's dream, apparently). Fangirls have no common sense.

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  8. b-b-b-b-but I spent all night setting aside all my homework trying to finish that 2000-photo pinterest album for Nana!

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  9. Fangirls are sooo annoyingg. Its like they take pride in being impossibly lame.

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  10. What the fuck? Who does that shit? I mean seriouls she may dry hump posters of shinee for all we know. Fangirl masturbation kekekekekekeke ^^;

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  11. I hate when they say shit like "__ has set my standards for guys so high, thats why I don't date" Suuuure, THATS why you don't date.

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    1. "LOLOL THIS IS WHY I WON'T GET A BOYFRIEND. THIS WAY, I CAN STILL FANGIRL OVER MY TRUE LOVE WITHOUT GETTING HIM JEALOUS KEKEKE~".

      from:
      http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.ca/2012/05/anti-shinhwa-fan-is-butthurt-because.html

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