Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Wake-up call for fangirl: You are being utterly pathetic

It is a common thing to develop love for someone, and from that love, to experience jealousy when you see that person match well with someone who is not you. We humans are a bit silly like that, sometimes even feeling this in regard to someone we have no personal relations with, be it a crush we see around among peers, or even a celebrity. However, most people know that it's silly to feel that way, and most know how to let it go.

This is a very short story about a poor girl who apparently doesn't know how to let it go. Not only with the situation being completely relationally distanced from her, but also chronologically distanced, as it was but one instance that occurred 7 months ago.


You see, in January there was this fun little one-shot special called Pit-a-pat Shake, which was kind of like a dating version of We Got Married. There were a few different couples and it was pretty enjoyable to watch. Sungmin was shown to be a Disney princess in comparison to Hyorin, some actor guy failed to capture my beloved Seungyeon's heart, and Lizzy and Lee Joon seemed to really hit it off.

Now, I'm not normally one to ship couples. I see such things as some sort of romance fantasy for girls akin to what guys would get from softcore porn. I also think I have a pretty good ability to know the difference between mere friendly exchanges or flirting and a real relationship potential. That said, if what was seen on this show was genuine, Lizzy and Lee Joon seem like a perfect match. I'd ship that.

See for yourself: Part 1 and Part 2

Pretty soon after this show aired, one sad, pathetic girl decided she would hate Lizzy... FOREVER. I haven't bothered checking if she started sending her hate immediately, but Lizzy responded a few days after it aired.


Seeing as how Lizzy completely blew her off, you'd think maybe this fangirl would get a clue and realize her bullying is utterly pointless. However...


...yeah. Wow.

Lizzy's self-esteem: Unphased.
Fangirl's self esteem: Still dependent on a fantasy world and putting others down.

Sad. Just sad.

Shmooh_96, since some of our readers will probably tweet this to you: You are being called out in public. Perhaps it is time to rethink your priorities in life, or at least to start living it in reality.

Lizzy, I have only one thing to say: GET IT, GIRL!

  

 
 
Oh, and Lee Joon: Nice, bro. Nice.


Thanks to friends for bringing this to my attention.

34 comments:

  1. fuck joon man...stupid as fuck :O Someone better plz....
    and yes, reehji <3

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  2. i think she goes better with either nana or doonjoon (whoever the guy in beast is)....but then she kissed jokwon :I

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    1. I don't think Nana is her type: http://i.minus.com/ib0PwHTEJZx7W8.gif

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    2. Nana is her type....under the sheets :D

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  3. Joon looks sort of uncomfortable in the "holding hands" gif.
    Probably because Lizzy isn't a duuuuuude :)))

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  5. Dumb delusional fan girls... almost sad to think that they are so caught up in a fantasy world.

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  6. Yeah I've never shipped a couple until I saw Seo in Guk + Eunji. I guess the relationship actually having some ground in reality appeals to me.

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  7. i actually love lizzy's attitude. shes awesome

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  8. Hahahaha way to go Riji.

    /LJ and her were way too cute on that show.

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  9. Someone give Lizzy a fucking medal :)

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  10. Ha are you for real?
    All the shit this site says about idols.
    Fuck me you no better than that troll bothering Lizzy about Joon.
    Oh why because you don't tweet the garbage you say to them?

    Calling the kettle black?

    I dare any of these admins on this site to tweet to their idols. Suzy you're a fat whore or tiffnay looks like a horse or hyoyeon somebodies grandmother. Park Bom a plastic bag etc...etc.....

    I bet your idol would tell you in a kind way to fuck off to if they ever read this site's fuckery.

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    1. Do you actually take what we say as genuine? We're known as a troll site, not a hate site. For the most part, no one here actually hates any idol, thus there is no need to tweet stuff like this fan did to Lizzy. Just take a step back and look at the blog. It's all in fun, and we know what buttons to push to make the majority mad. The ones who don't take the site seriously are the ones who enjoy reading it. Just saying.

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    2. You do realize that we make fun of idols so as to piss off overzealous fangirls, right? It's satire/trolling. I personally love Cyclops, Horseface (all 3 of them), and Fat Whore. Though, I'll truly never find Hyoyeon, G.na, Lim, CL, or Bom attractive.

      Also, you'd do well to treat us different authors as separate people, because we are. There is no real unified opinion on anything among us except that fangirls are often insane and contemptible.

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    3. And that Kara is the best fucking five.

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    4. I'll have you know that Tiger JK himself is a reader of this site.

      He follows me on Twitter.

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    5. Lol tigerk jk? The tiger jk?
      Wow amazing
      Im a vip but his trolling tweets about gd is hilarious hahahah

      But arent akf oppa a gd hater?

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    6. @Anti Kpop-Fangirl
      Funny some shit is just unreal. yet still funny bet very unreal. but this site is a troll paradise.

      @아저씨
      how very ignoble of you to point out

      other than that you are what you criticize. so partly i like the satire although sometimes it seem either rather unnecessary or just to ridiculous even for AkFG standards or just total garbage all together.

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    7. Haha, do you know what ignoble means? That statement doesn't make any sense. You haven't explained how making jokes is the same as being batshit insane and dedicated to hating someone because the person you like happens to get along with them. How are we at all the same?

      Also, if you don't mind me asking, which of our articles insulted a bias to put a fire under your ass? It's pretty obvious that it happened somehow. People don't just yell at a whole website they apparently don't even like visiting just for the defense of politeness in the universe.

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    8. I suggest akf to make more post about "mybiasbeatsyourbias" bias
      I think it 2pm,wondergirls,daras brother group.. Whats it called?
      Jyp nation!!

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    9. I hate SOME idols, come on now.

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  11. @zaku
    that's cool but tiger jk isnt emperor of kpop nor does he get dis a lot on this site

    @Dong Young Bear
    soompi like g-druggin

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    1. Does it matter if he's emperor or get dissed a lot on this site? He obviously approves of our message or he would have unfollowed me by now. :D

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    2. Yeah tigerk jk is a legend the jay z of kpop
      Gd is like drake
      Yolo bitches
      "Who needs hihlphop pride when u got swag"

      Gdruggin oppar 4lyfe fuck all ur sober faves -suckmydee

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    3. Excuse my typo. Not kpop. .. But Korea

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  12. REEHJI OMFG AKFHASDLKFHSADKLFHAS MY TESTICLES. YOU GURL JUST GOT UP MY TOP IDOL RANK. BISH, BURN THEM ALL, BISH. BURN THEM ALL. I LOVE YOU ALL MY LIFE LIZZY RAPE ME LOVE ME ALL YOU WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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  14. Its so awkward being a part of A+ and seeing this.
    Apart from the fact that Lizzy totally pwned her I'm so shaken by the lack of punctuation and spelling mistakes.
    So freaking delusional that her joon oppar with be taken away from her, I'm LOLing so hard XD

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