Snoop Dogg vs. Sones: Round 2!

It didn't take long before Snoop Dogg felt the wrath of Sones in the aftermath of his SNSD diss tweet, leading him to clarify the true meaning behind the cryptic slang, "biscuits."

He tweets: 

Today's lesson. from. Professor Snoop. Biscuits = ugly faces. My ladiez @GirlsGeneration. got beautiful faces. Legs n. thighs. No Biscuits #ONELOVE & #REINCARNATED

-Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) July 10, 2012 

Although some delusional fans may have believed him (because it was what they WANTED to hear), I say, JESSICAFECES HORSESHIT. First of all, if he really thought SNSD had beautiful faces, he wouldn't have scratched them out in the first place-- and with every colored crayon produced by Crayola, no less. Secondly, according to UrbanDictionary.com, biscuits indeed = ass. Third, and most importantly, it's TRUE--that SNSD is flat as a waterboard from every angle is a fact. I'm not saying this as SNSD's #1 anti-fan, but as a fellow victim of the small-junk-in-the-trunk prominent in Asian jeans genes (I couldn't help myself). 

What I don't understand, and probably never will, is how Korean and American Sones alike reacted to this entire situation. I've done the honors of selecting the most laughable comments I came across from Naver, Twitter, and, my all-time favorite, allkpop:

""Irrelevant Snoop Dogg should be grateful SNSD even collaborated with him." 

"This is degrading! He talks about women like pieces of meat!!!!" 

"Anyway, why am I affected with that? I can't expect a dog to have manners." 

"He afraid of sone around the world spam all his tweets..but,glad he clear the incident..if not,sone will burn his alive!!!!!!. I forgive you this time..but,next time dont' mess up with snsd!!.." 

"so SNOOP has finally shown us his real self as loser by insulting and making fun of innocent defenseless asian girls" 

"SNSD's oppas will eat This Dog. Koreans enjoy eating dogs after all. Poor Snoop."   

To these comments and the likes, I'd like to point out Snoop Dogg is a man that has been part of the Crips, shot, in jail, and raised in one of the most ghetto areas in the country. He's survived and accomplished so much more than any of these delusional fans have, who sit on their fat asses behind their computer screens while stuffing their faces with Hot Cheetos, and consider their most life-threatening moment as the times they anxiously await the results of the following week's Mutizen winner. Furthermore, Snoop Dogg is not the one degrading women--at least, not in this particular series of tweets. SNSD needs no help in that department as they do plenty of that on their own. Just look at the clothes--or lack thereof--they wear to every live lipsynched performance. I'd HARDLY call them "innocent" and "defenseless."

On that note, I believe this round between Snooppa and Sones is ruled a GG for GG.