Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Snoop Dogg vs. Sones: Round 2!

It didn't take long before Snoop Dogg felt the wrath of Sones in the aftermath of his SNSD diss tweet, leading him to clarify the true meaning behind the cryptic slang, "biscuits."



He tweets: 
Today's lesson. from. Professor Snoop. Biscuits = ugly faces. My ladiez @GirlsGeneration. got beautiful faces. Legs n. thighs. No Biscuits #ONELOVE & #REINCARNATED
-Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) July 10, 2012 



Although some delusional fans may have believed him (because it was what they WANTED to hear), I say, JESSICAFECES HORSESHIT. First of all, if he really thought SNSD had beautiful faces, he wouldn't have scratched them out in the first place-- and with every colored crayon produced by Crayola, no less. Secondly, according to UrbanDictionary.com, biscuits indeed = ass. Third, and most importantly, it's TRUE--that SNSD is flat as a waterboard from every angle is a fact. I'm not saying this as SNSD's #1 anti-fan, but as a fellow victim of the small-junk-in-the-trunk prominent in Asian jeans genes (I couldn't help myself). 



What I don't understand, and probably never will, is how Korean and American Sones alike reacted to this entire situation. I've done the honors of selecting the most laughable comments I came across from Naver, Twitter, and, my all-time favorite, allkpop:
""Irrelevant Snoop Dogg should be grateful SNSD even collaborated with him." 
"This is degrading! He talks about women like pieces of meat!!!!" 
"Anyway, why am I affected with that? I can't expect a dog to have manners." 
"He afraid of sone around the world spam all his tweets..but,glad he clear the incident..if not,sone will burn his alive!!!!!!. I forgive you this time..but,next time dont' mess up with snsd!!.." 
"so SNOOP has finally shown us his real self as loser by insulting and making fun of innocent defenseless asian girls" 
"SNSD's oppas will eat This Dog. Koreans enjoy eating dogs after all. Poor Snoop."   
To these comments and the likes, I'd like to point out Snoop Dogg is a man that has been part of the Crips, shot, in jail, and raised in one of the most ghetto areas in the country. He's survived and accomplished so much more than any of these delusional fans have, who sit on their fat asses behind their computer screens while stuffing their faces with Hot Cheetos, and consider their most life-threatening moment as the times they anxiously await the results of the following week's Mutizen winner. Furthermore, Snoop Dogg is not the one degrading women--at least, not in this particular series of tweets. SNSD needs no help in that department as they do plenty of that on their own. Just look at the clothes--or lack thereof--they wear to every live lipsynched performance. I'd HARDLY call them "innocent" and "defenseless."


On that note, I believe this round between Snooppa and Sones is ruled a GG for GG.

25 comments:

  1. "Biscuits = ugly faces".........SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S THE BEST HE COULD DO?! That's so bad i'd even expect the delusional fans not to believe it.

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    1. seems legit... i cant think of anything better that biscuit could translate to though. if i were snoop i would just delete the tweet and live my life as normal

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    2. should've told them that biscuits from KFC. and use snsd as a metaph....

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    3. YES. He should have deleted the tweet. Best solution...unless the sones still went after him. Kentucky Fried Chicken....mmm mmm goooooooood...........no wait...that's mcdonalds lol~
      snsd = soft nuggets stuffed dry (does that even make sense o_o)

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    4. Ewww I can't stand the sight of chicken, GTFO

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    5. If you don't like chicken then YOU GTFO! -_-
      *swims in chicken*
      chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken hehehehehehehehehehehhe

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  2. sometimes I feel bad for SNSD. They've been so busy with their eating disorders trying to please the impossible Korean media and ahjussis, and then they're shoved into America, which is faking a new obsession with "healthy, curvy" bodies.

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    1. the US isnt faking anything, they've always loved boobs and butts, especially black peeps.... especially butts. it was a lame move on SM's part to try to even expand to USA anyway, im not even gonna justify my argument here because... common sense would tell you SNSD JUST STAY IN ASIA....

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    2. Yes, maybe black people have always appreciated healthy women, but the American mainstream, with their aggressive marketing of Twiggy etc, pretty much invented the current anorexia fad around the world. There are more curvy women nowadays and more features in magazines about normal-sized women, but actresses, models etc are still held to an unrealistic standard (eg when Scarlett Johansson put on some weight) and the whole healthy thing is still a little bit of a joke, like how companies say they're "green".
      I won't argue about the whole SNSD-should-stay-in-Asia thing, though. I don't see why they would leave a market that they have been literally snipped, cut and moulded for.

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    3. Only dumb people think big boos big butt = healthy
      Everytime I see a black woman with big boobs and butt comes along with ugly and disgusting fat rolls which is VERY unhealthy!

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    4. you can have big boobs and ass and still be healthier than 99% of the people....

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    5. "SNSD JUST STAY IN ASIA...."

      ASIA FOR THE ASIANS
      AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS
      SOUTH AMERICA FOR THE SOUTH AMERICANS
      REST OF THE WORLD FOR CAUCASIANS

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    6. We all orginate from Eden (Africa). So your comment just made no sense. It was actually quit racist. People from all types of ethnicities should blend. :)

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  3. I wouldn't deny something that is actually a true fact.

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  4. Yup, crazy Sones at it again XD. Heehaw.

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  5. Oh no he dint. How dare he says my sunnyoppar has no biscuit.
    She has boobs and ass and aegyo. She can sing. Dance. My oppar so perfect! Stay away from korea or sunny oppar gonna eat u alive!!!!

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  6. TIFFANY THAT BITCH CAN'T DANCE LOOK AT HER

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  8. Snooooop! What can I say, Twitter is a terrible invention. All it has accomplished is allowing people to say stupid shit online in a highly visible and accessible form. Never did I imagine someone like Snoop would try to save face online.

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  9. Snoop man, I fucking respected you for speaking the truth. Since when were you someone to try and save face? To some fuckin' 12 year pre-pubescent girls at that.

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  10. I lol'd
    And I find it funny how koreaboos have to point out the fact that their idols are asian lol

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