Thursday, July 12, 2012

Today's News in 5 Minutes

This post if for those of you who miss the days when I spent zero time writing articles and churned out 10 a day. I went on allkpop for the first time in a long time, seeing as I get most of my news elsewhere now. So, if you've missed my two sentence articles and pictures edited in Paint, this old school article is for you.

 
First article is about Hyomin exercising.



Eunjung was against the addition of new T-ara members.



The 8000000000th version of Nobody was released. Nobody watched it.



Suzy revealed her ideal type.



Hyorin shows off a high school picture.

38 comments:

  1. :/ couldn't you've drawn a penis instead of photoshopping in your own?

    This "5-minute-news" thing is an awesome idea, though! I want MOAR.

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    1. ":/ couldn't you've drawn a penis instead of photoshopping in your own?"

      I'm not sulli_fag or DavidFresh lol.

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    2. does davidfresh shoop penises?


      Just be yourself...that's the key!

      iku iku iku

      love it btw

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    3. IIRC AKFG loves to draw yellow penis with pink head. Ah, memories!

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    4. MS Paint doesn't have a great selection of colors lol.

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    5. wat? http://i.imgur.com/rqEP0.png

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    6. Holy shit bruv, you need to upgrade your software if you wanna be relevant in the Air Force. LOL

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    7. http://i.imgur.com/KzPRu.png

      I turned on my 467 A.D. laptop (with Windows XP) just for you. lol

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  2. "he has to be able to endure my shitting acting in Big."

    I... must have missed that scene?

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    1. So, you fastforward through every scene Suzy is in then?

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    2. I lol'd when I read this, I didn't think her acting was bad at all, in DH1 that was fucking shit.

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    1. A necessity for blowjobs.

      The girl has good manners.

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  4. Unf! Unf! Unf! Eunjunf! 637! Tedney! Suzy is a fat whore! P*N*Y! N*GGA!

    I miss the old me.

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    1. I miss the fanfic anon. I tried it once (the Ambulance one), was pretty good even if I say so myself.

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    2. I think remember that one, the Hyomin's accident?

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    3. Who the fuck is Tedney? IT'S TEDNEE. TEDDY/SHINEE.

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    4. Accident? No, "ambulance" was their safeword, but Eunjung ignores it and continues spanking her into a coma

      It was the "There's always one fine-ass chick" article

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    5. TEDDYxSHINEE okay not TEDDY/SHINEE makes them look like some genetically modified black flowerboy

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  5. JYP, stop beating a dead Hyomin, people don't want to hear Nobody again, we are all sick of it. No matter how better it is than their new generic ass song.

    BTW, I am new. I am a bit of a sone and a bit of a darling (which means that I like dal shabet, dont be faggots), and I don't have a goat. I hope you accept me in this community as who I am.

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    1. I became a huge fan of Dal Shabet with Mr. Bang Bang. I wanna Bang Bang Ah Young. Anyway, welcome.

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    2. Fresh meat! Welcome!! =)

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  6. good call, I want to bang bang Jiyul personally

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  7. Ah, it was your posts like these that made me decide I wanted to be an author here. =)

    Well done. <3

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  8. Ahh good times.....gooooooooooooood times.....

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  9. Can't believe they're doing Nobody again. Those girls must be damn tired of that song.

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    1. JYP wants to make WG relevant again which i doubt will happen anymore...

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  10. G.na, and hyorin must be related

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  11. Hyelim with those fake lashes... ugh! so creepy >_<

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  12. Do more of this lol
    Suzy's ideal type is Wooyung? da heck?

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  13. OH.MY.GOD. AKFG is back!!!!!!! RAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DESE PIX!!!

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