Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Eh Sexy Lady

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I feel like this is becoming a pattern, don't write from weeks and come back with some random misheard lyrics. To jump right in, misheard lyrics of today come straight from Psy with his song Gangnam Style.

Now these misheard lyrics don't originally come from me. I introduced Psy to a friend who doesn't listen to Korean music (I thought she would appreciate the hilarity of the dancing) and unfortunately I find that once someone tells you misheard lyrics it is really hard to unhear them.

Actual Lyrics
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Misheard Lyrics
Oppa is Condom star, Condom star
Oppa is Condom star, Condom star
Oppa is Condom star

Make of the lyrics what you will but I still can't get them out of my heard even though I know what the actual words are. But I have 2 observations on the MV itself while I'm on the subject.

1.  Why doesn't Hyuna have any eyebrows? Were they getting in her way so she shaved them off? Or was this last dye job just too much for them so they fell off. I don't know but they disappeared.


2. This is completely pointless to mention but I'm going to anyway. The car lights dance to the music, the blinking lights are just so blinky, can't help but fixate on them. 
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12 comments:

  1. Nayeon's VibratorJuly 25, 2012 at 8:46 AM

    I bet Nathan is gonna come back with a new rap about Psy being a condom star now lol.

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  2. U-Know Who Has Man TitsJuly 25, 2012 at 9:56 AM

    Hyuna needs a nose job and some dancing lessons!

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  3. UnknownJuly 25, 2012 at 10:12 AM

    Opp opp oopp
    Open a condom star

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  4. mybiasbeatsyourbiasJuly 25, 2012 at 7:52 PM

    Hyuna hair looks orange to me. Plus they dyed her eye brows. Its all sorts of strange

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  5. craZyJuly 26, 2012 at 2:56 AM

    Super Saiyan Hyunah!

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    1. kornvictJuly 29, 2012 at 4:46 AM

      that actually makes sense. if she were a super saiyan 3, her hair would be long, and her eyebrows would not be visible.

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  6. Scatter_88milJuly 26, 2012 at 4:40 AM

    Ya know, I can imagine Hyuna being bald in that picture. Literally. Someone edit all that hair out please.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 26, 2012 at 7:08 PM

    Re: point 2: The Mercedes SLK in the MV has LED taillights, which pulse at a certain rate imperceptible to the human eye; the video camera captures images at a certain FPS that's different from the pulse rate of the LEDs, and so it captures the lights in and out of phase, creating a blinking, pulsing effect. [/science]

    I can't unhear "open condom star" now!

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  8. KTYJuly 27, 2012 at 5:23 AM

    hyunah looks like christopher hitchens

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  9. kornvictJuly 29, 2012 at 4:37 AM

    condom star? i was hearing cum dumpster

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