Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Of Tails and Turtlenecks (Kpop bans)

As of recent, there has been an interesting string of bans in the wide realm of Kpop (most notably, Hyuna's 'Bubble Pop'); anything mildly controversial has been slaughtered by the lovely 'KCC'. Having your choreo/outfit banned could spell immediate failure, as you would be unable to perform on television. Taking this into account, a couple labels have been changing outfits/choreo before any bans could be issued.

For example, Starship Entertainment willingly removed Sistar's delicious ass-rubbing 'tail dance' to avoid any sexual controversies (question: If they were going to change it before anyone even complained, why the hell did they implement it in the first place?)


In addition, Happy Face Entertainment (the fuck is with these names?) completely revised Dal Shabet's performing outfits. They decided to trash the shit from the 'Bling Bling' teaser (I find it hard to see how such mild outfits could get them banned, but..) and go with long pants and turtlenecks instead. Turtlenecks.


Poor Ahjussi will be disappointed.

But back on topic, KCC needs to step off. If they keep this shit up, Kpop will be filled with nuns singing disgustingly clean songs, and then where would we be, huh? Kpop has gained international popularity for one real reason: physical features. You take that away, and what do we have? Talent? Musical depth? Bullshit; we're left with nothing.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Fucking double standards.

KBS airs a drama that focuses on lesbians and all hell breaks loose, leading to comments such as: "It'll negatively influence the youth/public!" and "This drama is a crime against humanity!"

Excuse me, but what the actual fuck.

First of all, what exactly are these negative influences that they speak of? Do they think that people will suddenly go gay after watching this drama? Unless there's something seriously wrong with them, people don't usually make a life choice based on ONE encounter. If they come out of the closet after watching the drama, they are almost guaranteed to have already been gay and either didn't know it or were afraid to come out. You aren't completely straight for your entire life and suddenly watch some drama and start falling all over yourselves to go hump another chick (or dude, whichever the case may be).

For another, wow, I didn't realize that the truth had so many people butthurt. A crime against humanity? Are lesbians not humans as well? They're entitled to their damn rights just like everybody else, regardless of who they're fucking. I don't give a damn to all you dipshits out there that are spewing your religious shit about "God creating women simply to bear children" and "God stated that the only couple that could exist would be man and woman." How many of you have sex for the sole purpose of procreating? Yeah, that's what I thought. You have sex because it fucking feels good, and if chicks/dudes wanna go down on other chicks/dudes, then let them go ahead and do whatever feels good. Who do you think you are, God's personal fucking moral officers? And yeah, bashing and ridiculing other people definitely makes you a star to your damn God's eyes (if you haven't figured it out, I'm atheist). Hypocrisy city.

Not to mention that there are plenty of gay dramas out there, and by now you don't hear a peep against them. And think about it, do you like fanservice? Bromances between your favorite members of 2PM and shit? Ever seen The Coffee Prince or You're Beautiful(?)? They have gay storylines, and half you shitheads don't even realize it. It doesn't fucking matter if the 'new guy' is actually a girl; the characters don't know it and fall for the kid that they think is a guy. So they're fucking gay. It's amazing how many people don't think about that, and then turn around and bash gay couples for being 'unnatural' or whatever.

I say hats off to whoever thought of making this drama, it's about time this shit went down. To the ignorant wankers (especially whoever wrote the comments that I discussed) that actively opposed the content, I hope you get ass-raped by another member of your gender for the rest of eternity when you go to hell.

Damn, I'd write more but I'm seething right now. To answer the "UMAD"s that are almost certainly popping up in your heads, hell yeah I'm mad.

Boram is stoned out of her mind

This is Boram's theme song:



Evidence after the break.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Question of the Week 6

This might be the shortest post I will ever make. So enjoy my non-essay.

This week's QotW is two questions:

1) What is your favourite idol outfit?
2) What outfit did you hate most?

Your comment can range from group outfits, to teaser photos, to performances, to magazine photo-shoots. Adding pictures is optional.

Why the fuck is Hyuna the only member going solo?

Why is it that Hyuna is the only 4minute member to have gone solo (3 times now, if you include the follow-up piece-of-shit with sellout Dok2) when Gayoon & Jiyoon are better singers, Jihyun has larger breasts (um), and Sohyun really doesn't do anything (might as well mention her)? Why?! Is it even fair to the other mem-



Now you see. We could argue for days about talent and 'amg gayoon is 2 underrated', but in the end, Hyuna is simply a thousand times more presentable + marketable. Koreans like her. Americans like her. Hell, she gets more Youtube views than your favorite idol group, alone. When Jiyoon and her man-face can do that, we'll talk.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Dynamic Duo is back!





















Fuuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

Let's celebrate with some MVs from Dynamic Duo.





You know you're delusional when...




Do I even need to say anything?
When you think about your bias at a level that makes you want to be any part of his body, well, girl you crazy.