Saturday, March 31, 2012

Kim Tae Won trolls Jay Park

If you've read this article, you would know that Kim Tae Won asked Jay Park if he was still part of 2PM.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Question of the Week 37

This week's question comes from Dalgi:
What girl/boy group do you try so hard to like, but you just can't?

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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

[MV Review] SNSD - Time Machine

SNSD  releases a new song for their Japanese wotas and it's entirely original (in that it hasn't been released in Korea first, or been based off the rights to an existing song)!

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Dal Shabet tries to make you give a shit about them

It's a nice attempt, but unless they show some cleavage or more legs, it'll just be a waste of time for everyone involved.

You can't deny that Junsu is the best idol singer

I was browsing allkpop and saw this article about Junsu and knew there'd be some delusional comments. I just sorted out the comments by the highest rated and look what I found.

Kpop fangirls need to realize that this is where their delusions begin. It's okay to have an opinion. If she had just said, "Yeah, I agree, I think Junsu is the best [idol] singer," then there would have been no problem. When you proclaim that your opinion is a fact and that no one can deny it, that's where the delusion begins.

If this fangirl ever reads this, I also have to call her out on the bullshit about him singing perfectly in every concert throughout the whole duration of the concert. He could crack his voice and this fangirl would still say he sang perfectly.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Yang Hyun Suk Strikes Back

It appears that YG Entertainment's head honcho Yang Hyun Suk reads our blog too! 

I'm denying how great Big Bang is

Actually, I captured your comment to put on the blog so that everyone could laugh at you.

Friday, March 23, 2012

T-ara's Soyeon sings while on crutches

I guess that's what you have to do when you're in T-ara, or they might end up losing their spot in the group.

Question of the Week 36

This week's question comes from Anonymous  Feb 17, 2012 05:13 PM (
What was the best catchiest song ( ie. sorry sorry, gee, nobody, etc.)?

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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Nell teaser for their new album

It's as if the Korean music gods are trying to make up for how bad 2011 was.

Junjin Sends a Video to Han Ye Seul

Couldn't find a YT video, so watch it on Soompi.

What, did you expect me to get mad, write Junjin a letter with my sperm saying that if he got near Han Ye Seul that I would cut his balls off, rip his eyes out and then shove his balls in his eye sockets? No. If anything, I'd be asking him to make a sex tape with her.

On a side note, I like Soompi's new video player that they have. Maybe allkpop could learn a few pointers in how to not fuck up something so simple, such as a God damn video player.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Big Bang is so original and changed the Asian pop scene

There's so much wrong these two comments I just can't. To think GD changed the Asian pop scene is really naive. Kpop existed before 2007, as did Cpop/Mandopop, Jpop, and all other kinds of Asian pop. They didn't even create a genre for themselves. Listen to some older YG groups from the late 90s and early 2000s. Big Bang's the same, but not as good.

Every single song from a Big Bang member is unique? Jesus Christ. Big Bang isn't even unique in Korea. Listen to other music for a change and then Big Bang won't seem so unique.

The worst part about this shit is that I found this shit on an Epik High video...

Monday, March 19, 2012

Sunday, March 18, 2012

OK Punk - Ugly

Better than the original.

Fashion King looks boring

It's that drama with Yoo Ah In and Shin Se Kyung, but you'll see Kpop sites refer this as to Yuri's drama. I don't know, it just irks me a bit when they write that it's an idol's drama when they don't even have a lead role.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Friday, March 16, 2012

[MV Review] EXO - History



SHINee comeback? What the hell is going to happen to EXOPLANET?

SHINee have made unexpected plans by deciding to have a Korean comeback. The news became official after releasing their kiddie porn-like teaser photos. Without a doubt, the swarms of lonely pedonoonas/perverted-fangirls staking allkpop gushed rivers as they spammed the site complimenting their scrawny oppars, wishing for the day the boys will bed them.

Question of the Week 35

This week's question comes from Anonymous  Feb 17, 2012 05:13 PM (
What were the strongest/weakest debuts?

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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Kara replaced KTH as CM models

If you haven't been caught up lately, a small percentage of Japanese still give a shit about Dokdo/Takeshima and wanted to kill Kim Tae Hee and shit. These are the same people that caused Rohto Pharmaceuticals to cancel an event Kim Tae Hee was supposed to have. They went on to (temporarily?) replace KTH with...huh, Kara? Well, it doesn't make sense to me, but +1 to Rohto for trolling.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Friday, March 9, 2012

Shawols go apeshit

Earlier today, Shawols were going apeshit since Onew's teaser wasn't out yet. Normally I wouldn't even know of this shit, but someone linked me to tumblr where Shawols were throwing a hissy fit.

Hyosung's solo performance at Secret's Japanese concert

I doubt anyone is actually reading the text, but I just wanna say if sullifag(of Wez Asian Beznotches ) ends up dying, we'll know why. He'll probably be trying to break the record for consecutive faps with this video.

Question of the Week 34

This week's question comes from Anonymous  Feb 17, 2012 05:13 PM (
What is the best debut in japan [does not include a remake of a korean song like what beast did with shock & bad girl]

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Thursday, March 8, 2012

[MV Review] Big Bang - Fantastic Baby

Continuing the Big Bang comeback barrage, Fantastic Baby's MV has been released for VIPs everywhere to fuel their fapping marathons.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

The Frenzy Begins

When you talk to a Shawol nearly all of them will say the same thing.  That SHINees Minho is the "looker" in the group, I believe that is the only role he plays (?).  Which at the same time makes me entirely convinced that Shawols are either all 12 and under or pedophiles. It just feels wrong and I'm ashamed to even have looked at the teaser photo.

But as always Fangirls do not disappoint with their choice reactions:


"I'm almost crying for know[ing] the date of their comeback!!!! ;_; x3"

"OOOOMMMGGG!!!! My Bias is trying to really kill me!!!! But    where'd yo[ur] abs go baby!! T^T Still you['re] so hot!!! Can't wait to see you and the other[s] in your comeback song!!! I hope the rest are shirtless too *O*"

 Just saying but this is what a half-naked photoshopped man should look like in my opinion. 

Monday, March 5, 2012

[MV Review] KARA - Girls Power

KARA released a double single, and rejoice, we get a double MV release as well. It's getting harder and harder to write original hooks, so just click "read more" already.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Differences between male and female kpop fans

I present to you Anti Kpop-Fangirl's very own daily comic!! a rip off of allkpops fangirl thing that I remember they did I THINK. I will post a comic every other day or when im high and this shit would be hilarious drawing it.

 There's a difference between the daily life of male and female kpop fans and people have the right to know!


JYJ Junsu is Gay

JYJ's Junsu kissed a boy and he liked it, the taste of his cherry chapstick.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Yang Hyun Suk thinks he's a celebrity

What a joke.

“I’m more nervous than those who try out for an audition. I’ve only worked on YG entertainment agency since Seo Taiji & Boys, and I was forgetting that I was actually a celebrity.”

Last I recall, the group was called Seo Taiji & Boys, not Seo Taiji & Yang Hyun Suk. You're just a CEO that hasn't produced anyone worth a shit since Se7en.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Sunny is Not a Dumbfuck

That's right, SNSD's very own Sunny is not a dumbfuck. Underneath the blonde mop and the aegyo lies a mind like a steel trap. Who knew?

On Invincible Youth 2, the G8 were handed quizzes testing their knowledge of elementary school-level skills and information. Everyone else was stumped and had trouble even starting the quiz (apparently). All except Sunny. 

Netizens were quick to comment, saying 

Okay. Still retaining a grasp of elementary school basics = smart? Awesome.

Even funnier are the apologists trying to make it seem like the test was somehow unfair or judging idols to be idiots for not knowing how to do fractions is being mean. Might I remind you that this was a KOREAN test of KOREAN elementary school basics administered to KOREANS educated in KOREA.  So by all these KOREAN standards, these idols are lacking in the intelligence bracket. I suppose Amber gets a free pass for being neither Korean nor educated in Korea, but still, fangirls will make excuses for anything.

But hey, Sunny's at the very least meeting expectations for the average Korean.
Bitch, please.

Question of the Week 33

This week's question comes from chichi:
What is the dumbest nickname people give idols? For example that Dubulge crap shawols like to joke with, like wtf is that?? it sounds like a desert, but it talks about how big Onew's dick is big even though he probably shoves a damn chicken bone in his pants so he can save and eat it later, since Onew loves his chicken

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Thursday, March 1, 2012

[MV Review] Kara - Speed Up

Well it's that time again. Kara has released a deliciously hot MV for fanboys everywhere. Before I start, I want to make it completely clear: Several of us authors are raging fanboys.

"That's so hypocritical!" some of you may exclaim, because we are against the insanity of fangirls.

However, it is not hypocrisy. Raging fanboys are simply passionately burning with the heat of 1000 suns, running on the pure fuel of sexiness flooding into their eyeballs. This has nothing to do with quality of music and no claims are made regarding it. There are no illusions held about talent because the whole notion of requiring it is discarded as a non-issue.

Talent is not needed for the fantasies we dream, but only for the ladies of our desire to be desirable. Whether or not they succeed at making good music or competing with each other in sales charts has nothing to do with whether or not they succeed at this, and succeed Kara most certainly does.

Find out how after the jump. [WARNING: A bazillion gifs await]