The Male Idols You Wanted More Of

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How "Bae Bae" shoud have sounded

Not to long ago, kings of melancholic indie, MoT returned after an eight-year hiatus as a five-man band.

IMHO they are one of the best bands when it comes to psychedelic-melancholic music. I was really pleased to hear they are returning to the music scene since after their last album in 2007, one of the members, eAeon, released "two" solo albums and other one, Z.EE, focused on making soundtracks ... and all this time, there was gossip that they're still working on third album, but there was no credible info ...

Back to the topic ...

Since their comeback, they have played a gig at Grand Mint Festival, one of the biggest festivals for "indie" artists in Korea (this year: Zitten, 10cm, Kiha & the Faces [which includes this guy who is now fucking dating IU], Hyukoh, pippiband, The Solutions, Glen Check, the koxx, Epitone Project, Life and Time, Thornapple and others).

Apart from playing their old tracks and their comeback track, they played a glorious cover of "Bae Bae."

The struggle of stanning male groups

I've been struggling to keep up to date with the latest releases in K-pop in the past few months due to other obligations I have. But I recently stumbled across SHINee's new dance performance "Married to the Music" and was reminded of how terrible it is to be someone with some form of fashion sense and stan male groups. It's a real struggle to be excited for new live performances for a group when the concept outfits make them look like utter knobs.

Best of the Worst: July 2, 2015

Despite all the girl group comebacks, great and not-so-great, this summer, kpop news is still somehow inundated with Big Bang bullshit. Namely, people upset at Big Bang.

Now, I understand if Taecyeon is upset with BB, since his group got publicly shat upon in favor of G-

Dragon and the Boyz.

But other BB-butthurt news bewilders me.

TRUFAX: G-Dragon is C-R-A-Z-Y

For some time now, BIGBANG has been making their comeback to the k-pop scene after a long hiatus… And if their first two songs could be called mediocre, the same can’t be said about the third release, “Bang Bang Bang”. Why is it so bad? One simple reason: GD.

Two randomly chosen opinions about the latest song and GD's influence on it.

A Picture Worth More Than a Thousand Words

If there was ever a picture that answered "WHAT IS GD?" in a nutshell, this would be it.

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EDIT: Here's another.

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(Looks like a white Dara in the red jacket. #daragonisreal)

Keep it cla$$y as we make our way closer and closer to impending destruction, folks.

Sun-Dragon is New OTP

Sunny recently debuted a new haircut at the latest SM concert at Marina Bay (wherever that is), and it is absolutely atrocious.

Goddamn, it's like someone decided to give her a bowlcut (very unflattering for her, btw) and took a fat purple/pink shit on her head while they were at it. But somehow, it looks oddly familiar...

SeungPlaya Just Wants to Be a Lover

Fresh from (allegedly) diving balls deep in some Japanese poontang, Seungri strikes again, this time in Taiwan.

GO GET 'EM TIGER

Seungri (S)Exposed?!

Seungri's always been the womanizer of Big Bang (even if he wasn't in a group full of prudes like Taeyang or Daesung), but this time his libido's gotten him into a fair bit of trouble. Allegedly.

GLOBAL SUPERSTARS GET FRONT PAGE NEWS

VIPs when will y'all stop? ;_;

Normally my twitter timeline is filled with EXO's diarrhoea as seen here that I often forget that I follow VIPs too. The same fucking VIPs who spammed my timeline voting for Big Bang during the EMAs. They voted like 10k a day I'm not even kidding, they were awake all night n shit with their red bull and nutella. #fuckdat

Anyhoo, one of my fave bitches on twitter linked this, was expecting some groce as fuck TOP x GD fanart (popular tactic used to troll people ;___; ).

They're perhaps aiming for Shawol-level of retardation but heeeeeeeeey look what it turned out to be : a VIP analysing Fantastic Baby's MV. 

(more after the kawaii jump)

TEEN TOP = BIG BANG

It's official. You can use any set of random factoids to prove anything resembles something else, no exceptions. Prepare your brain for a barrage of mindbending stupidity and contrived "evidence."

[MV Review] Big Bang - Monster

Big Bang's follow up repackage of Alive, "Still Alive" drops with Monster as the title track. HERE WE GO AGAIN, LAWL (Inb4 Big Bang jacked 2NE1's Ugly)

Korean Blood Gang Getting It In On The Dance Floor!?

Big Bang's recent good-bye stage on Inkigayo featured them dressed all in red gangsta outfits.

Some enterprising young troll (or not, never can be sure with these internet types) posts their performance video on World Star Hip Hop. Not only is this meta as fuck to anyone who dabbles in the KPop scene but they had the brassy balls to call Big Bang Bloods. AHAHAHA.

THIS SHIT WRITES ITSELF AHAHAHAHAHA

To those of you not in the know, Bloods are a street gang originally from America. Wikipedia them for more info. But that's not important, the gold mine is the comments section. To be fair, the majority of the comments are questioning why people keep calling Big Bang Japanese, hesitantly liking the song, or just plain laughing at Big Bang's ridiculous outfits.

BUT THAT'S NO FUN AT ALL, LEMME SHOW YOU THE REAL PAYDIRT

AMERICAN DEBUT, HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOME

Seungri Caught with Porn, Doesn't Even Curr

Big Bang's very own maknae Seungri was ousted on public TV as one of us.

On the April 3rd episode of SBS ‘Strong Heart‘, G-Dragon began to say, “This may not be surprising because it’s about Seungri, but…”
G-Dragon went on to explain that while Big Bang was in New York City to film their music videos, Seungri briefly borrowed their manager’s laptop.

“Looking at the browsing history after Seungri used the laptop, there were a lot of pornographic videos with blonde ladies in them,” G-Dragon continued. “The internet speed was so slow because we were overseas that he couldn’t even finish downloading the entire video,” he added, causing everyone to explode in laughter.

Oh well, we still think Seungri is a pretty cool guy. He downloads porn and isn’t afraid of anything.

Strangely enough, there were some netizens who insisted on defending Seungri.


"OPPA DIDN'T MEAN IT" or "OPPA WAS WATCHING BASEBALL VIDEOS" Come on you fangirls, just cause Seungri would rather fap to real women instead of your creepy selves doesn't make him any less of a man. In fact, you should be happy this proves he's a normal, healthy guy.


Oh wait, your shipping fantasies would go up in smoke if his sexuality isn't ambiguous anymore? Riiiiiiiight.

[MV Review] Big Bang - Fantastic Baby

Continuing the Big Bang comeback barrage, Fantastic Baby's MV has been released for VIPs everywhere to fuel their fapping marathons.

[MV Review] Big Bang - BLUE

Big Bang kicks off their first round of comeback promotions with BLUE.  Does it live up to expectations?