Sunday, February 26, 2012

Seungri could fit a banana in his belly button

Seriously, he’s belly button in his image teaser is abnormally big. I’m not sure if this image is heavily photoshop but if its not, then holy crap you could literally stick a banana in there. This might be Seungri’s secret fetish as to see how many bananas he can fit in his belly button. The bigger the belly button, the more bananas he could probably fit in.  

 -Hi, I'm a new author to the website. I'll be contributing my bizarre thoughts on Kpop and hopefully you'll enjoy a taste of my insanity. I'll be looking forward to your comments. 

Friday, February 24, 2012

Question of the Week 32

This week's question comes from ChiChi:
Between SM & JYP, who do you think has the best strategy for promoting SNSD and WG in America?

Thanks for your suggestion for this week!

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

[MV Review] Big Bang - BLUE

Big Bang kicks off their first round of comeback promotions with BLUE.  Does it live up to expectations?

There's always that 1 fine ass chick in a girl group that you fap to and then 1 ugly ass chick you avoid..

There's been a surge of angry horny anons lately and the best way to compromise with them is to give them what they want. You guys really do need to calm yo tits though.
If you guys want to play, you can post your own favorite fap girl group and post like so:
 Who's Fappable / Who you avoid

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Hara? Solo career? trololol

Hara going solo would work out like the economic reforms they tried in North Korea a couple of years ago. How did that turn out? Like fucking shit.

Birds Scare Me


What does a Black palm cockatoo and woman's rights have in common?  

[MV Review] Miss A - Touch

The Queens of the Fapdance make their comeback with TOUCH. Will they continue to hold onto their title? Full review after the jump.

Monday, February 20, 2012

MBC labor strikes continue, tv shows delay while fangirls rampage

   If you guys haven't heard already, MBC labor strikes failed last year and now they're protesting again because of the MBC presidents poor recognition of the labor strike.  It's been a total of 4 weeks now since the labor strike union has initiated their demands. For those of you who don't know, what they primarily desire is Kim Jae Chul, president of MBC, to resign because they believe he's repressing "freedom of the press" with the news media reporting nothing but pro-government policies.

   This is awesome in many ways because people are finally taking notice and grasping situations like what is corrupted and what is not. Even though this is one of the most interesting and important topics among kpop, it doesn't get the attention it deserves. What most fangirls/fanboys actually care about are when their favorite shows such as "We Got Married" and "Infinity Challenge" are coming back. They actually have the gall to post comments like "How long will this last?" or "Is this still going on? my saturday's are really really really sad without these shows :(".  
-Your Saturday's are sad but aren't the people in the labor strike sad everyday?

   You fangirls who only care about your korean entertainment are seriously troubled if you can't even look at the bright side. If you people need a fix for your addiction I suggest watching shows like "Gaki no Tsukai", ones that are actually more entertaining and doesn't brainwash my cranium.

   Also no more suicidal threats and committing murder just to watch a korean variety show every weekend please.  You guys/girls can handle a couple of weeks or months of no shows right?.. no? well..
Deal with it.

-Nothing to do with the article just an intro
    HELLO WORLD, I am a new author who will be contributing to this site from now on. I'm usually a lurker so this is actually my first time writing things like these, I barely even make comments on sites. What I want to gain from this site? I want you people to be my fan or a stan, that's my plan. Also Shin-B got me on check so my articles will be slower than the other authors. She a pimp. That makes my dick limp. Well anyways I hope you guys enjoy my articles as I do enjoy reading fangirl comments. Look forward to my work in the future. Thank you.

HOTTEST Lynch Mob Calls for BlockB's Heads

BlockB's in deep shit because they dicked around too hard during an interview in Thailand.

EXID Who's That Girl

I know Con already did an article about the lyrics, but I watched the MV and couldn't pass up on it.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Fap Dance: A Visual History

Since there's not much going on in KPop (or this site OHOHO) right now, I decided to try something new. Without further ado, I give you my not-at-all-comprehensive visual presentation on the fapdance phenomenon. WARNING: THERE IS A FUCKTON OF GIFS AFTER THE JUMP, SO PREPARE TO LAG YOUR FACE OFF FOR A GOOD MINUTE OR SO IF YOU HAVE SHITTY INTERNET. 

Friday, February 17, 2012

Question of the Week 31

Which artist(s) do you want to see less of?

I do not know why, but I seriously do not like seeing HyunA and Orange Caramel. Please, gtfo. You too, Co-Ed. And please take your crappy twin, Hwayoung, with you on the way out. Thank you.

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!


Edit (Suckmydee) - Don't mind me, I just wanted to make your entry look aesthetically daebak and mega-jjang JJANGBAK (Edit Zaku)!!!

credits to all the retards on tumblr.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Tonight Baby we Party with Butterflies' and Love

With Exid making their debut with "Whoz that girl" once again I feel forced to bring up the topic on the usually (There has been some exceptions) horrendous use of english in k-pop songs. So far I've yet to fully understand why english is so popular.

I'm not doing a review on Exid (mainly because I hate doing MV reviews I've discovered). The english lyrics of this song pay their respects to Gwen Stefani, I was waiting for them to start singing about bananas (if they had I'd have probably enjoyed the song more). Either way the english lyrics are as follows:

whoz that girl
tell me whoz that girl
whoz that girl
tell me whoz that girl

(no) i never act like that
i aint no holla back girl
but tell me whoz that girl

just show me
that is all i need

i'm out
out of ur love
baby just go get ur girl

Without getting into spelling errs and the fact that they are trying to be gangster with the lyrics while having a music video that plays on the cuter side, my only question is "Do they know what a holla back girl is?".  To me that middle sections translates to "Hey no, I'm not a whore but who the fuck does she think she is?" which essentially doesn't make any sense cause the end goes "I'm not the right girl for you,try the other one". I don't know what to think. It just doesn't make sense. I'll have to read the translated lyrics to get the full picture I suppose :/

On a second note (still talking english) I've decided that the following words should no longer be found in kpop lyrics because they are way overused:

Love, and

Anyone have words that just make there skin crawl when sung in kpop songs?

Yoochun Practices Wing Chun

Did you know Yoochun knew Kung Fu? Well, Wing Chun to be exact!

After opening a new twitter account (@6002theMicky), he made a couple of tweets saying he picked up a new hobby. "Just watched Ip Man 1 and 2, so jjang I want to learn Wing Chun too~ Wish me luck, hwaiting!" and "Going to the gym to practice some moves I picked up from watching Ip Man~"

He must have finally become a master! Showing just who puts the Y in JYJ, Yoochun recently uploaded a video of himself demonstrating his new hobby to a group of his fangirls. In the video, Yoochun goes to the top of a staircase so all of his fans can get a good clear view of him. Quickly selecting a lucky fangirl from the audience, Yoochun shows off a few of his moves.

If the video's too unclear for you to see, we've gone ahead and made a few gifs of Yoochun's new moves.

Netizens were quick to praise Yoochun's skills saying:

"Oppa's so manly, daebak"
"Oppa choose me next time~"
"Must have been hard to master Wing Chun so quickly, Yoochun hwaiting!"
"Better than that stupid CAP or Chris Brown, kekekek"

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentines Day!

To celebrate this lovey-dovey event, a little contest will be held here!

Read after the break...

Monday, February 13, 2012

CCM, You Bastards.

Say what you will about CCM, but they are either extremely market-savvy trolls or incredibly lucky sons-of-bitches.

What other company manages to avoid alienating its entire fanbase when they repeatedly fail to meet deadlines or deliver on promises? Only a company like CCM would be able to sweep something like Jiyeon's striptease or Hwayoung's nipslip under the rug so well that no media outlet even remembers it happened, stymieing anti-fans' attempts to slander CCM's name.

CCM isn't satisfied with trolling fans and anti-fans alike, oh no. They gotta step things up to stay relevant in the trolling game against their rival YG and up-and-coming troll rookie SM. CCM takes things to the next level by trolling its own groups too.

CCM's insane troll logic somehow put together the idea that debuting a new boy band in today's over-saturated idol market with a swaggajacked concept like Lovey Dovey+ was a good idea. Nothing about this debut suggests SPEED has what it takes to stay relevant against the 2012 rookies, let alone the firmly established A-listers in the business. And don't forget about poor Hwayoung not even getting a shred of screentime in her one semi-solo outing apart from T-ara.

But the best part about SPEED's song choice and debut? CCM gets to milk EVEN MOAR money outta Koreans by essentially repackaging the song to target the rest of the demographics T-ara missed the first time around.

If SPEED decides to promote Lovey Dovey+ on music programs, we could have the same song performed TWICE in the same program! People who hated the original song could get massively trolled by having SPEED continue where T-ara left off when T-ara wraps up THEIR Lovey Dovey promos!!

Ailee Heaven

Someone that can sing? No way.

[MV Review] SPEED - LoveyDovey+

SPEED debuts with Lovey Dovey+. Full review after the jump. (No lure this time. D: )

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Songs you can only watch through fancams

f(x)'s Hot Summer is one of them for me. Dislike the song, but Victoria is one of my favorites, so watching fancams of her is the only way I can tolerate this. I've also done with T-ara's Yayaya (Soyeon fancams) and SNSD's Hoot (Seohyun fancams.) It's as if the songs sound less like shit when I watch them through fancams.

You guys can go ahead and say which songs you can only stomach because you're watching a fancam of your favorite member. This post was just an excuse to post this video.

You're a Phony! A Big, Fat Phony!

"Actor and singer Jang Geun Suk has recently been thrown into a minor controversy regarding his actual height.

Friday, February 10, 2012


We're looking for new writers. Okay, we're always open to new writers, so don't think we only hire for 2 weeks and stop. Anyway, if you wish to apply, email Shin-B at since she's the one who runs this place. Since I'll be spending more time working on Yeoshindeul, we'll need new authors.

Hyosung is the #1 Bagel Girl

[MV Review] Chocolat - One More Day

Chocolat releases an MV for their follow up single, and I can't think of anything witty to pique your interest except a gif. 

Full review after the jump. 

Question of the Week 30

Which artist(s) would you like to see more of? Which do you think are under-promoted?

I would like to see more of Aziatix, Dae Guk Nam Ah, Dia, Epik High, Nom Nom Nom, One Way, EI, Aile, and Sunny Hill (mainly for Seung-Ah and Janghyun though. That boy needs more air time because his voice is sexy and beautiful).

I think Aziatix, Dae Guk Nam Ah, Dia, JOO, One Way, and Sunny Hill are very under-promoted. Please come back soon! I secretly love you all. ;___;

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

[MV Review] SPICA - Russian Roulette

Lee Hyori's new girl group SPICA makes their official debut with Russian Roulette. Will it make you say U Go Girl? Full review after the jump.

Yoobin's Future Wedding Photo

On January 23, Yoobin of the Wonder Girls posted this picture with the tweet caption of:
"I was looking through my photo album, do you think I’ll look like this when I’m married?;)"

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Stellar UFO teaser

I see panties, so I see myself giving Stellar another shot. Two of the members left to be part of another group. So while they may have lost their best vocalist(s), the new members aren't fug or anything. Judging on this teaser, it looks like they realized the mistakes from Rocket Girl and fixed them. I'm only hoping the song is good because I'd like to hear a good song from a new girl group for a change instead of listening to the rookie girl groups get second-rate songs.

Did I mention that the panties were the reason why I'm giving them a second chance? It's just like how Hwayoung went from being the most hated to one of the most popular members...well, here and on Twitter at least.

Zaku:  Or you could save yourself the trouble.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Hyomin's into Bestiality

 T-ara's Hyomin has recently announced that she as a fetish for inter-species debauchery on MBC Everyone's "Weekly Idol". 

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Fangirls crying over 6theory's possible shutdown

Go here for the full thread. There's too many fangirls whining so it's impossible to capture all the comments (and new threads) on 6theory, but this shit is hilarious. It's just a forum. Get their Twitter accounts or tumblr accounts or some shit.

You're Next SHINee

Sometimes I wonder if Teddy Riley was just kicked out of the US. He really hasn't produced anything relevant there since the early 90s when he worked with Bobby Brown and The Jacksons.

Which makes you wonder why the fuck did he decide to move to Korea? He can't speak the language, he probably isn't being paid as much (though that's just an assumption) and the style of music he produces doesn't sound like damn catchy kpop music.

Although I will admit that RaNia's song Dr. Feel Good was a good song. But it didn't sound like a standard kpop song to me, I thought it was more something you'd hear in America.  He also worked with Jay Park on Demon (which was one of the biggest flops ever I think, didn't Jay apologize for that one?). Now I don't even want to get into the song that was The Boys, the song title on it's own irks me. I really wonder if anyone is safe from Teddy Riley's trollin' at this point in time. 

Seem though it's Shawols turn to get a piece of that hot Teddy Riley action.  It seems the news of him producing a song for SHINee is bringing mixed emotions. Some people are blinded by the mere fact that their girl boy band is going to have a comeback. Others are terrified that SHINees' new track will be too Americanized and flop. And yet there is also the ridiculous fans who have threatened to hunt down Teddy Riley and tie him to a stake if this new song doesn't live up to their expectations. 

All in all, I don't particularly care what happens with SHINee but I do still wonder why he even decided to go to Korea when the UK or Canada are a lot closer and they just so happen to speak english. 
Well guess I'll never know. . .  

Daesung picks the Giants to win the Super Bowl tonight

Saturday, February 4, 2012

AVEX saves DBSK! Cassies rejoice

"On January 22nd, a Japanese article titled, “Will Avex act as the savior? TVXQ’s reunion project” surfaced. It reported of rumors of a reunion concert at Tokyo Dome orchestrated by Avex, who was previously accused of hindering JYJ‘s Japanese activities. In light of Avex’s recent under-performing releases, it is said that they are willing to go head with this project and stop hindering JYJ’s Japanese activities. Japanese superstar Ayumi Hamasaki is rumored to be negotiating on behalf of both sides."

Hahahaha. Oh my. Good one. Good luck, Avex. When you fail, Cassies around the world will go netizen on yo ass. And I am sure you all know what fangirl craziness will have in store for you.

Friday, February 3, 2012

[AKF Subs] Harry Potter Faps to SNSD too

AKF Subs brings you more quality subs, this time for an interview with Daniel Radcliffe (AKA Harry Potter for those of you not in the know).

Before you say, "But Zaku, isn't the interview in English?" do remember that Harry Potter is a Britfag, and as such no one can understand what he's saying anyway. Enjoy after the break.

Question of the Week 29

If you could bring back an old group from way back in the day to make a big comeback and be signed to a company for 5 years, who would it be, why, and under which company?

I think I would like to see Shinhwa and Fly to the Sky again. I don't really care about which company, but probably not under any of the "Big Three". Can you imagine a YG "hip hop" version of Perfect Man or some Teddy remix of Missing You? *shudder*

And it is not like Epik High disbanded or anything, but I would like to see them back soon.

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

[MV Review] Miryo - DIRTY

Miryo makes her solo debut with DIRTY as her title track. Does it hold up to the expectations that every had?! Full review after the jump.

Wonder Girl's TeenNick movie trailer

That trailer gave me second hand embarrassment.

I feel embarrassed for the girls. They deserve something big and amazing, and instead they are having a movie debut with the most cliche' storyline I could imagine (well, at least this is what I infer from the trailer and DJ Is Mine music video).

Also, I hope for the rest of my life that I never hear HyeLim say "fo shizzle" ever again. Please.