Saturday, June 30, 2012

Interview #2-CCM

As we all know, CCM CEO has been criticized by many fans, as well as kpop listeners when he added a strange creature into T-ara.

However, we AKF recently had a chance to interview the genius directly. No one can seem to understand his feeling. Bishes and writers at AKF, as well as many sites from all over the world repeatedly make fun and shit on the poor guy.

A few days ago, the CEO was very hostile to our representative. We could not get a hold of him. Luckily, with the help of our new Zaku opparchan's fan Eunhyuk (, we were able to make an appointment with Kim Kwang Soo.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Son Dam Bi for Descente

Wish they focused less on the shoes and more on the tits, but it's still pretty fucking awesome.

Question of the Week 50

EVERYONE! This is the 50th Question of the Week! Yay! Thank you for all of your love and support. I am relieved (and surprised...) that many of you still take the time to answer random questions I pull out of my ass. And thank you to those readers who contribute questions. Chu~

So today's question is:

Thursday, June 28, 2012



I'm so freakin' pissed right now. KKS made me wait until 2am to see this BOOOWWWLLSHIT!!! Like seriously, I was thinking this was gonna be a Hyomin-centric MV/teaser and the first shot I get is...

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 2

Something I absolutely hate that fangirls do:

When fans say: 
"OMO~ WHEN MY OPPA DID <that smile / dance move / gesture / other cute and/or gay act>,   
I    LITERALLY   DIED  !!!1!"

And so I want to respond:

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

[BREAKING NEWS] Taeyang Leaves YG, Signs Illionaire Records

After years of swirling rumors, Taeyang has suddenly announced his contract termination with YG, sending shockwaves through the industry. You heard it here first folks, Big Bang's Taeyang has torn up his contract with YG!! 

Monday, June 25, 2012

A debut you should actually give a chance: Crayon Pop

Remember early Kara days? Of course you don't. You're all bunch of new kids who learned about kpop when you saw the Gee MV a year late, so I'll tell you about how things were with Kara. They were from a smaller agency and their MVs were pretty low budget and they gave an amateur vibe... but somehow they were incredibly charming. They didn't suck like other groups sucked, but somehow the way they sucked was fun and made you want more. They also had some totally sweet jams with a different flavor from the other stuff you'd hear.

Well there is a new group that is reminding me of those times with Kara. They are called Crayon Pop and they haven't debuted yet but they released a cheap, fun MV with a totally kickass song. We have seen some incredibly talented debuts this year with SPICA and Ailee, but in the end they were kind of boring after the initial surprise of hearing someone legit singing in kpop. However, I think these girls have the magic touch that makes me like kpop. If they can bring that to the stage, they are my pick for rookie group of the year.

Unfortunately the sound isn't properly balanced in this video. Turn the left side down to 70% and it should be good. Alternatively, the behind the scenes video for this on their channel has the correct balance. I think they are cute enough but the more important thing is that it doesn't feel like they're acting such as with groups like Dal Shabet. Yeah, they are doing aegyo shit, but it doesn't feel all business. The choreo is simplistic but fun and makes you want to try it and they're cute doing it. I don't care if they're #1 or not but I hope they can at least survive at a reasonable popularity like Girl's Day has managed.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

VIPs when will y'all stop? ;_;

Normally my twitter timeline is filled with EXO's diarrhoea as seen here that I often forget that I follow VIPs too. The same fucking VIPs who spammed my timeline voting for Big Bang during the EMAs. They voted like 10k a day I'm not even kidding, they were awake all night n shit with their red bull and nutella. #fuckdat

Anyhoo, one of my fave bitches on twitter linked this, was expecting some groce as fuck TOP x GD fanart (popular tactic used to troll people ;___; ).

They're perhaps aiming for Shawol-level of retardation but heeeeeeeeey look what it turned out to be : a VIP analysing Fantastic Baby's MV

(more after the kawaii jump)

Delusion Knows No Age

SNSD's Sunny recently made a guest appearance on the Korean version of 1 vs 100, playing for charity (or that's the cover story, I'm sure she begged to let her keep the cash. Invincible Youth ain't pay what it used to.) This wouldn't be much of a news story for us to cover, but always keep the faith for the SONEs doing something remarkably stupid. Case in point: Sunny's uncle fans.

"Oh fuck, don't tell me they wrote another letter in 'invisible ink...''

Friday, June 22, 2012


It's official. You can use any set of random factoids to prove anything resembles something else, no exceptions. Prepare your brain for a barrage of mindbending stupidity and contrived "evidence."

Gang (Bang) Kiz MAMA: I'm confused!

I remember as a child I was locked in a closet. My grandmother wouldn't let me out. She'd lock me inside, laugh at me, and hurled eggs at my face while I shivered in fear. I was never allowed to see the face of my grandmother--only her huge protruding belly that breathed in and out.  I would hear her footsteps from outside and then suddenly the door would crack open---the  belly was all I saw (it had so much hair on it). Left with EGGS on my face!

Is it edible?

Jo Kwon recently released his "I'm Da One" poster which for the most part just turns me off. It reminds me of those high fiber breakfast cereals you learned to despise as a kid. 

However, according to him, the album is 98g of Happy, 84g of Exciting and 101g of Cheesy. But wait! 
It's also 100% orgasmic! Therefore 100% real fun. Looks like he'll be doing a lot of laundry.

On another note, when I first saw this picture the first thing that popped into my head was ENGINEER!!! And that's when I knew he was actually an alien (For those who haven't see Prometheus yet, picture after the jump)

Who are BIKINY?

All it takes to catapult your group out of nugudom, even for the briefest 5 minutes of fame, is a little classic T&A.

Question of the Week 49

This week's question comes from Scatter_88mili:
Which is the worst agency?

Thank you for your suggestion for this week.

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Anti K-Pop Fangirl Chat (with K-Pop Trivia Bot)

Hey guys, I'm advertising the new, improved AKF Chat that will replace that sweet legacy Chatango. You can access it through Mibbit at the link on top of the page, or with any regular IRC client like mIRC.

Channel: #AKF_Trivia

UPDATE: Since Jakkuman is jealous people love this bot more than him, he has banned it from the main AKF_Chat for a while (until we have our trivia nights). So for now, trivia games will be held in #AKF_Trivia, type /join #AKF_Trivia if you want to go up against the smartest machine ever made by man.

Grab a nickname and come join us to chat about all the important issues in life, from K-Pop Idols to K-Pop songs, and everything in between. Okay, so that isn't really a broad range of topics, but what are you gonna do about it? Yeah I thought so, now let me finish.

The AKF Chat is also proud to introduce the illustrious K-Pop Trivia Bot! Have you ever wanted to play K-Pop trivia but been too embarrassed to tell people in real life that you listen to K-Pop? Well come over to the AKF Chat and play with other people! Or yourself. But I know you already do that, don't you?

More questions are being added every day, and if you personally want to write in questions to create the ultimate K-Pop trivia experience, feel free to contribute.

Questions should look like this:

        Who is the best girl group*gang kiz
        Who is the best male group*teen top

You can separate multiple answers or variations of names using an asterisk, for example:

        Who is the most hated girl group*snsd*gg*girls' generation*soshi

Please don't add question marks, and place your questions into a three character .txt file: XXX.txt

You can either email questions to or submit them in the comments below. Have fun!

The K-Pop Trivia Bot.

Eunhyuk is the 5th best rapper of all time

I couldn't make shit like this up if I wanted to.

If you can make it through all ten minutes without crying from laughter at his shitty rapping, you deserve a medal. I only made it five seconds in without laughing at his rap.

Interview ( and Eunhyuk) - exclusively from AKF

This week, our AKF team had a chance to catch up with several pop idols in Korea for an interview. We had the luxury of interviewing hot names in the industry. JYP's and Super Junior's Eunhyuk gave us some information about their "next big thing", as well as their current schedule. Apparently, we ran into a small trouble, and our staff members were being chased by fan girls in Korea. We will not be able to release the video due to its nature. However, we shall give you the whole translated conversation below.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

[MV Review] F(x) - Electric Shock

I've just sold my soul to the Allkpop headline machine, but F(x) makes an "electrifying" return to the KPop scene with Electric Shock.

AKF site news

Over the next few days you'll bee seeing the layout of the blog changed a bit. The right column is a clusterfuck and needs to be changed. Right under the banner there is space that says "Anti Kpop-Fangirl Chatroom" which will take you to the chatroom. I'm putting it on another page so that AKF will speed up (seriously, that chat makes the site run like ass in Google Chrome. Fucking flash player crashes all the time on AKF because of it.) It will also get rid of the popping noise for those of you who don't know where it comes from.

The affiliates will be added back, it's just that Zaku keeps removing them when he works on the layout. I'll add them back tomorrow morning when I resume working on some changes to the layout.

I also plan on putting the archive in the another page too. That shit stretches the page too much, especially if you go back to when I wrote 200 articles a month when the blog first opened.

I'll also put up a page about the authors. One is to remove that section on the right hand of the blog and two for those of you bored enough, you kind read some shit about the authors.

I'll probably remove the recent comments section. Does anyone even look at that?

I will change the background and banner, but I'll have to find equally as awesome pictures.

Stuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day 2

Hello interwebs.

Here we are again with yet another Stuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day post.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

[MV Review] After School - Flashback

Straight from Pledis, they're the baddest, After School make their Korean comeback after months of fucking around in Japan. 

Their new song and MV is called Flashback, and it's meant to hearken back to their sexy concept when they first debuted. Although I'm pretty sure they've continued to be mildly sexy in all their releases (Ah, Diva, Because of You, Bang, Shampoo, In The Night Sky), I'm not about to say no to an extra helping of sexualization in K-pop. Will this song and MV propel After School back into relevancy?

Check out the review after the jump.

Condescending Kahi.

Davichi Because It's You

I rarely write about OSTs on here, but this is the only good thing to come out from a CCM artist lately. First Kim Kwang Soo added some ahjumma and Seungri's twin sister to T-ara, Gang Kiz debuted, and Chanmi and Eunkyo bullied Soomi out of the group. Davichi reminds us of when CCM/Mnet used to make good groups and not fuck with them.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Eye Candy (After School Edition)

Straight out the Fuckin' Dungeons of Fap, After School is setting the bar way too fucking high for their impending come back. The level of eye candy on offer from these chicks is even putting SNSD to shame. Yes I said it, even with Taeyeon's new unbelievably cute hair, After School are really going all out to visually stimulate K-pop listeners.

I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself.

Jooyeon beckons; come hither and witness the fap within.

AFK spy report #1 ( Sistar Edition)

Our cunning, fat, and reliable spy had once again discovered some shocking facts about kpop industry.This time, Sistar members are the ones who are in the spotlight. The group members apparently have something to say to Mnet...

However, according to our friendly and dependable spy, there is a deeper story than just this. Please go ahead and check out our exclusive news below.

Mnet representative had simply told Sistar to do better on their current job. They need to either put more effort in the current job, or surpass the Yayaya standard that T-ara had created. Sadly, some of the members took it as an offensive statement.

JJ Project Bounce

I saw these guys perform on Music Core one day and liked their energy, but it's too bad the song they're singing is shit.

Friday, June 15, 2012

F(x) album review

I’m sulli_fag. I’m locked in my basement writing this to you right now (June 15, 2012). Alert! I am being held hostage by SM marketers, and they want me to promote and review F(x)’s new album. If I choose not to review this album, three Samoan SM staff members will pull their triggers and my head will be eradicated. 
 Pictured here:


This is NOT a joke! They have guns pointed to my head and my arms are strapped down. If I even say ONE negative thing about f(x) or a member they will cut my arms off—goodbye fapping to Bora, IU, Minzy’s ass, Yura, Hwayoung and her twin, horsey hyomin, horsey sica, tia fancams, Lime, Lime’s buttcrack, U Go Gurl era Lee Hyori, Eunjung, fat whore’s like Suzy and Sooyoung, Krystal’s face, krystal’s legs, krystal’s hair and ass, GP Basic…and Sulli…I named myself after her in hopes that I one day will feel what it’s like to have my nose deep down inside her milky white buttcrack. I’ve always wanted to smell it---God I bet it smells like a luscious slice of cabbage that’s been traveling through a Candy Factor. OH SULLI! I’m so sorry it has come to this! Forgive me.

Album Review:  I really enjoyed this album everything is great every song is great…all the members sang wonderfully. Please buy the album and DO NOT repeat DO NOT download that shit from any websites because that’s illegal! Amber is the best rapper I have ever heard….and she is not a DYKE, er lesbian. E….

Super Daddy is in Town!

Recently, AKF had sent some spies over to Korea for exclusive shocking facts. We discovered a new plan that was formulated by JYP himself. In an attempt to levitate kpop, he wants to revolutionized it and slap a new standard on the genre.
Apparently, this is what we've found on his bedroom's wall , along with a few left over jizz ( we assumed that he practiced hard on a day-leeeeee basis).

Question of the Week 48

Shinbi hasn't been on lately, so I'm taking over for this week's QotW.

Which member of Hello Venus do you want to bang the most?

Thursday, June 14, 2012

[AMA] Suckmydee.


Chanmi & Eunkyo: Rabid Fangirls Hating on Someone Hotter than Themselves - Idol Edition

This is for those of you who complain that "Kpop is boring." Here's the latest scandal to grace Kpop, probably the biggest one since Tablo almost replaced G Dragon in Big Bang due to G Dragon "accidentally" smoking weed. More after the jump, but you better go grab yourself some damn popcorn before you read this.

I have a feeling that.....

....Shawols are turned on by this.

How I imagine most Shawols to talk like in my head T.B.Q.H

Are you still staring at his pic?

This Song Sucks

           The trend of watching too many kpop related videos and listening to, while searching for, kpop related articles is not a strange concept to most fangirls. Yet they still somehow manage to complain that they hate a new song because it is a "typical kpop song" or say that they are"bored" with kpop. 

I'm only going to address the first point because it seems to be a comment I've read a lot and it is getting on my nerves. 

Comment on Electric Shock
I would really like to know what anyone actually expects when a group puts out a new song. The majority of songs these days tend to the dance/electronic side, usually compromising of some sort of heavy auto-tune, a strange rap found somewhere at the end and choice English. At least that is what I expect when I hear a new release, unless I'm expecting something like a ballad. 

If you wanted to listen to something non-typically kpop try ... I don't know ... not listening to kpop ? 

The only time I expect to see "this song sucks because it is so typical" is when SUJU makes a comeback with their 3 time repeat. 

On a side note: 4minute and f(x) sound a lot alike to might be a little bit on the "happier" side but still, no difference to me. 

Oh no, X can't win with Y song!!!!!

Problem #439057308532854 with Kpop fans: The 'need' to win on some music show. Who wins music shows these days? Established groups that release the same song every time. Younger groups just need to worry about accumulating fans, just like the one I circled in the image above. With so many idol groups out now, it'll be too hard for younger groups to win awards on music shows. Hell, a younger idol group could release the best idol song of the year, but they would still lose to a track from SNSD where the SNSD members just belched for three minutes. "Oh, flawless burping~. Nothing can beat this masterpiece of a song." I'd say for the newer groups, they should focus on making songs that will get people to pay attention to them. Getting into Inkigayo's Take 7 would be more than enough for them to get some recognition.

Jo Kwon Makes the Closet His Bitch

Making a solo debut later this summer, Jo Kwon has released some teaser pictures for his fans to fap to.

Exhibit A: A spiked dildo from JYP's private collection.

[AMA] 아저씨


Wednesday, June 13, 2012

"I Love _____, But..." (aka HOW TO BE A FUCKING MAN)

Before you fucking continue, let me ask you a couple questions.

Do you really "love" this artist? DON'T LIE, nobody likes a PUSSY ASS LIAR.
Why exactly do you have to proclaim that you love this artist? Are you SCARED that people will bash you otherwise? It's the fucking internet, GROW SOME BALLS and COCKSLAP these dumb fangirl hoes with the truth.
You're about to hate on this artist aren't you? Why are you hiding that fact like SISSY JOKWON? You have to be MANLY and DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Fuck what others think, you are a REAL MAN BRO. If you can't do that, GO HOME and CRY LIKE A BABBY.
Are you trying to get hearts, thumbs up, other useless shit? HEARTS ARE FOR PANSIES. Be careful, lest your TESTICLES DROP.

If none of the above applies to you, then never mind, feel free to continue. You probably have a TINY PENIS and FEELINGS and other sensitive shit. To the rest of you, congratulations on becoming REAL MEN.

Suzy can act

Monday, June 11, 2012

DARA....U MAD!?!?!?!?

I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself.




I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself.

Dal Shabet Mr Bang Bang

If you've never given Dal Shabet a chance, this MV is the perfect time to check them out. Especially if you have a penis.




Friday, June 8, 2012

[MV Review] Gang Kiz - Honey Honey

CCM's new girl group GangbangKiz makes a debut, and I finally got around to reviewing it. I know you guys have been asking for this for weeks but real life comes first. Heh.

f(x)'s Electric Shock Preview (and MV Teaser)

EDIT: Added MV Teaser. Smexy! But no animal heads. Of course SM would release teasers featuring weird shit and then an MV that is your dance-in-a-box with purple lighting.

Once again, f(x) have graced our ears with this NEW AND EXCITING release that sounds nothing at all like everything they've ever done! Nope, no sir, f(x) are truly artistes (with an E) to behold, constantly evolving, always challenging the K-Pop listening public with their revolutionary sound and fantastic, fresh concepts. 

They never stick to the same formula, always changing it up with hot new tracks that would make The Beatles look like any recycled K-Pop hack.

With Krystal's bitchitude, Luna's tears, Victoria's flexibility, Sulli's...uselessness and most of all, Amber's S.W.A.G.G.E.R. (DID YOU HEAR HER INCREDIBLE RAP?) we can be sure to see f(x) once again dominate the competition and strike new, unclaimed territory in global music.

Reppin' dat Christianity.
Pimpin' those Soshi hoes.

Question of the Week 47

This week's question comes from Budy:
Do you have any filler member you like despite his/her lack of talents?
mine would be MBLAQ's Thunder :d

Thursday, June 7, 2012

You catch someone on antikpopfangirl...what do you do!?!

Hi sexy boys and girls!

T-ara Jewelry Box Review

They may as well have called this album Rehash Box, as there are 13 songs and two original Japanese songs on this album. That's exactly why I had no intention of buying this album. Who buys an album for just 2 new original songs and 11 horrible remakes?

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Jay Park is such a badass

Man, what a badass. Singing a cute song like this one day and rapping about fucking bitches the next day. So this got me thinking about Jay Park's real identity.

Kim Kwang Soo admits he is a pedophile

Yes, CCM actually added that text themselves.

Ever since the news broke that popular girl group T-ara would be adding an eighth member, Dani, to their ranks, nothing but shock and outrage has been expressed among both fans and the general public.

Core Contents Media, T-ara’s parent company, recently revealed how the young American became the newest bastardization of the group. “Dani was cast on the street by Kim Kwang Soo,” said a representative for CCM. “It was his first streetside casting in his 30-year-long career in entertainment. He usually prefers couch casting.”

Dani, who has lived in the United States since she was four years old, had been visiting Korea to meet her parents. After seeing her standing at a crosswalk, Kim Kwang Soo turned his car around when sexual fantasies of her wouldn’t leave his head, or his head, CCM revealed.

Although having no prior experience in singing or acting, nor any desire to become a prostitute, KKS was confident he had discovered the girl to satisfy his unpolished knob. Street castings, although popular ten years ago, have fallen out of favor, as the police have watched more closely in recent years – with private auditions being the preferred method of selecting new trainees.

Meanwhile, Dani, saying “I don’t want to take over BJ duties for the T-ara unnies”, has pushed back her debut from July to December. She will have an acting role in the new music video for T-ara, slated to be released sometime in July.

Monday, June 4, 2012

f(x)'s comeback

Is CL #GDruggin ?



Look at her talking like a five dawlah hooker! Tsk tsk, so unclassy! #FREEMINZY

Do you think Gdruggin oppar is supplying her with his stash?

Now that our fave pothead has become a junkie (ASIAN JUNKIE check out our fab affiliate! <3 ) will CL the baddest female <3 continue his legacy?

Straight out the fuckin' dungeons of rap (PART 4) - Sooyoung fires back

As you're most likely aware by now, a woman who claimed to work at LAX made a fan account about an "incident" between herself, Sooyoung and a Federal Inspection Services agent recently. After a deluge of angry Sones spammed and threatened her, she first removed the story, then closed her Tumblr all together.

Now, does this mean that her story is bullshit? I still don't have the final word on that, because even if I published a 100% accurate story or article that painted SNSD in a negative light, I would STILL receive threats and hate from Sones (despite being the biggest Sone in the world). Because this woman isn't a trained Internet Warrior like myself, she didn't realize Girls' Generation makes you feel the heat.

So she ran. Like a little bitch. She also didn't expect The Cheat to be on the fuckin' case, so there's that.

Thanks to my investigative reporting that would put 60 Minutes to shame (no, really, it would, mainstream American journalism is a fucking joke), Sooyoung herself was able to read the story before it got kicked off the internet. Being the tough ass gangsta she is, our Stick Insect Attack Warrior went straight into the studio to record a response to these unsubstantiated rumours about her alleged bitchitude.

Eat a dick.
See what she dropped after the jump.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Things that need to be addressed re: EXO & their stans.

1. Hunhan is the next Yunjae.

In case you're wondering wtf a Hunhan is, it is basically made up of EXO-K's Sehun and EXO-M's Luhan.

Luhan is the one on the left and Sehun is the one on the right.

Yeah we get it, they look like twins. One looks like a fairy princess and the other looks like a defective replica of the former accompanied by a lisp.

This is how shit works in the mind of Hunhan fans :

*watches 1/1 million EXO teasers and sees the one with Sehun & Luhan* OMGAWD LIKE THEY LOOK TOTALLY ALIKE, SO QTTTTTTTT MAYNNN. 



Saturday, June 2, 2012

Tiffany is Jesus

And Sones are officially worse than ELFs.



click this shit or u r nooblord



            Turned on my YouTube today to find the Wonder Girls new song “Like This” is out for my viewing pleasure, and I only have three words--I love it. Haters are gonna hate and sones are gonna bawwww their bug eyed zombie faces because these bishes are doing it far better than Girls Penetration has done for a long time. I mean, Girls Menstruation hasn’t had a good song since OH (and was that really even a good song…I guess). Ok, enough of Girls Defecation, er Girls Mastication…let’s talk about the Wonder Bangs, er, Girls.

MBC's "The Shocking Reality About Relationships With Foreigners"

This is exactly why you white men should stay away from us Asian girls!

Friday, June 1, 2012

Taeyeon looks SCARRYYYYYYY


Question of the Week 46

To tie into last week's Question of the Week:
What are some of the worst dance covers you have ever seen?

Videos are encouraged.

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!