Kpop's Most Iconic Song Intros

Kpop, to a degree infinitely greater than Western pop, is prone to appending informative introductions to their songs. And every now and then, these first ten to fifteen seconds of a song are so unbelievably ridiculous or catchy (or ridiculously catchy) that they far overshadow the remainder. Here are a few of my favourites:

Candy Jelly Hate - understanding k-pop business decisions

It doesn't matter what the situation is, everybody's got an opinion about how k-pop agencies should run their artists.  Surely with such a wealth of business knowledge coming from both Korean and international netizens, it's a wonder that any k-pop agencies ever lose money and have misfortunes at all!  If only k-pop agencies took heed of the plethora of free advice and popular opinion out there on the Internet, nobody in k-pop need ever fail at anything ever again!

So why do k-pop agencies continue to act like they know what's in their own best interests?  Why don't they just listen to us and do what we want?  Read on as Kpopalypse demystifies the mystical mysteries of some of k-pop's more mysterious business decisions!

Raina apologizes to butthurt fans

After School fans ain't nuthin' to fuck wit.

Public Enemy Nos. 1-8

Stop the Lizzy Duckface

Bear witness to the undeniable beauty that is After School/Orange Caramel's Lizzy.

One of the most attractive women in k-pop, this resource of precious fap material is under threat.

 

Pornography and your right to fap: which K-pop idols are dedicated to the cause?

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What comes After School? Your education.

This blog was inspired partly by a fascinating comment that came through my ask.fm account last week:

After School - First Love International Version

First Love is a very special song for this time in the history of After School. Now that dirty sex education unni Kahi has left, the members are of course all virgins, pure as the driven snow, completely innocent, yet nubile and ready to experience love for the first time. Especially that sweet piece of ass Eyoung. So with this song they have each decided to send a message to the men that could potentially be their future one and only out there, and wrote this song to describe all that they want their future love to know about them.

However, upon completing the project, they realized the single release didn't reflect the true openness of their hearts. They don't wait exclusively for Korean men, but they are open to finding love with and giving their love to any man who would value and treat them right. So they decided to make an international version that could be better understood worldwide, and remixed into a music style a bit more globally accepted. Through my connections with the ladies, I was able to secure this world exclusive debut for AKFG. Enjoy.

The ultimate baddest female showdown

Since the cool concept right now for female idols is "Bad girls," let's see who rocks it best. Because we can.

Also because I've noticed a disturbing trend here at Anti Kpop-Fangirl in which we've been talking an awful lot about music and talent lately. Whatever happened to judging idols based on their looks? Dammit, that's what I signed on for.

Go on with your badass selves.

Lizzy's hotter than naked Uee? I demand proof

On a recent episode of "Quiz to Change the World," Lizzy not only talked about seeing Uee nude, she proclaimed to have the best body in After School.

Let's investigate this claim further, shall we?

Name: Lizzy

Occupation: After School, Orange Caramel

Hobbies: Taking pictures of Uee in the shower, makin' shit up, G-Doing

[MV Review] After School - Flashback

Straight from Pledis, they're the baddest, After School make their Korean comeback after months of fucking around in Japan. 

Their new song and MV is called Flashback, and it's meant to hearken back to their sexy concept when they first debuted. Although I'm pretty sure they've continued to be mildly sexy in all their releases (Ah, Diva, Because of You, Bang, Shampoo, In The Night Sky), I'm not about to say no to an extra helping of sexualization in K-pop. Will this song and MV propel After School back into relevancy?

Check out the review after the jump.

Condescending Kahi.

Eye Candy (After School Edition)

Straight out the Fuckin' Dungeons of Fap, After School is setting the bar way too fucking high for their impending come back. The level of eye candy on offer from these chicks is even putting SNSD to shame. Yes I said it, even with Taeyeon's new unbelievably cute hair, After School are really going all out to visually stimulate K-pop listeners.


I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself.

Jooyeon beckons; come hither and witness the fap within.

Eyoung looks lonely; I'll stan her out of pity

아저씨 already had a lovely review of the ASB music video but I kind of already wrote this, and as the adage goes, waste not, want not.

So here's some asshat.

Where’s my wig snatching Lee Ji — oh, this isn’t Fin.KL…

Once I get my computer fixed I will be shopping some of those balloons into the shape of anvils, so I can imagine Raina’s face get smashed more piglike than it already is.

While deciding whether I wanted to roundhouse Riji or Lamena first, I came to the realization that Eyoung is an adorable princess and the only one to not make me gag from diabetes. I’ve never felt anything but pity for Jooyeon (can’t sing, can’t dance, Nana is a more attractive model so she can’t even be the face) :C poor girl, hope she milks this for all it’s worth.

Video execution: cheap set, basic choreo, kind of tacky, can’t afford background dancers so stick in your next flop boygroup instead (I like the smiley guy tho, at least he looks like he gaf), oh no we’re losing viewership so let’s just have them hold balls and have Lizzy make sexfaces and suck lollipops. Suck hard, Lizzy, suck hard, use the only god-given talent you have.

It would be a lie, however, to say I didn’t somewhat enjoy this. Whether it’s because the recent exposure to mindnumbing(dumbing) sugary asian pop acquaintance have force fed me (likely), my atrophying sense of stylistic taste (also likely), or just the realization that if I don’t dumb my standards down I would immediately jump ship into the caverns of the mouth of a Great White (dingdingding)… well, I though Eyoung (is it Leeyoung officially romanized?) was genuinely adorable and the song wasn’t complete shit!

…the same cannot be said for ASRed’s 5doll-basic level of an asstune. They better have the dirtiest choreo to grace mankind to make up for their trolling.


^LIEK THIS MUCH (Ilu whoever made this)

Kahi Loves 4/20

Atta girl. Who else has the gall to smoke a pound of weed on air?