Saturday, June 29, 2013

Saturday Shitfest #4

So 4minute released a new song and I'm afraid to even listen to it after "What's Your Name?" Well, at least A Pink is making a comeback soon, so Cube is giving us a slight refuge while they torture us with 4minute.

Anyway, expect some actual articles next week instead of all of these lazy articles. I have some MV reviews almost done and an album review almost done, which all should be up next week.

Friday, June 28, 2013

Obligatory k-pop plastic surgery blog post #672

K-pop and plastic surgery.  Well-worn territory, right?  It's like bees and honey - whenever you see one, you know the other is close by.  I don't really care though.  How is getting injections or plastic in your lips/nose/cheeks/ass/boobs really any different to getting those hoop things in your ears that fuck up your earlobes for the rest of your life, or a tattoo that says "fuck" on your forehead, or a piercing through your cock that also extends through your ballsack, or any number of other things people do to make themselves more aesthetically appealing to themselves or whoever?  I wouldn't do that shit personally but some people obviously would for whatever reason and good luck to them.  Obviously 90% of k-pop stars are plastic-surgeried to fuck and back and it gets pretty obvious when the studio makeup isn't on them but so what.  Michael Jackson looked ridiculous in the 90s too but he at least probably thought he looked okay and I sure didn't cry myself to sleep at night over it (maybe a few Neverland sleepover guests did though).  My point being - less people claiming to be against superficiality while simultaneously getting very upset about other people's superficial appearances, and the world would be a better place, right?


So it's less in the spirit of voyeurism or criticism and more in the spirit of community education that I now present to you the following story, which may be old news to some but I think it's a cautionary tale that should be heeded.  While there is quite a bit of writing out there about this specific incident, which is fairly old, there isn't much within western k-pop blogging sites so I felt that it was a tale that needs to be told to a k-pop specific audience.  Warning: this gets scary.

Question of the Week 73

This week's question comes from an anonymous asker from my
What makes one hate a kpop idol?

Thanks for your submission!

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Stuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day 4

Hello FISHies.

Long time no see.

I hope everyone's summer is going well.

I have been easing into the Korean music scene once again and decided to share with you two of the songs that have been on my playlist for the past few days on repeat.

Forgive me. I could not find a good uploaded version. All of the YouTube ones are chipmunk'd due to copyright rules.

Still a fan of Epik High - YG influenced or not. But damn, Mithra lost a lot of weight.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Saturday Shitfest #3

Installment number three already. The first piece I wanted to talk about is how retarded Yang Hyun Suk is. He's creating a reality show to see which trainees get to debut.

I guess he never learned from our favorite CEO, Kim Kwang Soo. "Gee, unhealthy, dangerous competition within the company seems like a great idea. I only had T-ara become the most hated group in Korea, basically ruined 5dolls since most of the members left, and Gang Kiz has already disbanded."

Friday, June 21, 2013

BoA's Bump Bump Predicted The Sendai Earthquake

We like to mess with Korean fans and other international fans when it comes to saying some ridiculously dumb shit, but I have to say this is one of the dumbest things I have ever read. I felt like I was becoming retarded as I translated the messages for you guys.

[MV Review] Chocolat - Black Tinkerbell

For the longest time, I thought Chocolat had disbanded after making their I Like It/One More Day promotions. Not a single peep was to be had from them, and I'm pretty sure they didn't do any variety shows either. They pretty much dropped off the radar without doing any of the usual activities groups take to assure their fans/investors that they're still alive.

It would have been a travesty to have Tia or Julianne's sweet ass (one of da best in da biz) leave the KPop scene. Thankfully, they've made a cumback with Black Tinkerbell.

Camel Toe Goddesses

Dal Shabet's lulzy comeback (MV review soon™) has resulted in quite the wardrobe malfunction. Some would call it tragic, but I know you pervy suckers eat this shit up like hotcakes.

More after the jump.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

After School - First Love International Version

First Love is a very special song for this time in the history of After School. Now that dirty sex education unni Kahi has left, the members are of course all virgins, pure as the driven snow, completely innocent, yet nubile and ready to experience love for the first time. Especially that sweet piece of ass Eyoung. So with this song they have each decided to send a message to the men that could potentially be their future one and only out there, and wrote this song to describe all that they want their future love to know about them.

However, upon completing the project, they realized the single release didn't reflect the true openness of their hearts. They don't wait exclusively for Korean men, but they are open to finding love with and giving their love to any man who would value and treat them right. So they decided to make an international version that could be better understood worldwide, and remixed into a music style a bit more globally accepted. Through my connections with the ladies, I was able to secure this world exclusive debut for AKFG. Enjoy.

BoA Tail of Hope

BoA comes back with Tail of Hope and her first original Japanese song since 2011. After a year of disappointing relationships, BoA is trying to find hope that she can love again. Why is she just trying to find the tail of hope instead the whole body of hope? I don't fucking know, so don't ask me. Maybe BoA just wants a sliver of hope that things will work out for her.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Johnny Noh Acts Like A 13 Year Old Girl Who Is On Her Period


While this site is titled "Anti Kpop Fangirl", we point out the idiotic tendencies of all Kpop fans regardless of their gender. The simple truth is that the majority of the crazy fans out there happen to be female, but if you are a male Kpop fan that acts like a teenage girl, you're going to get called out for it.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Saturday Shitfest #2

The first Saturday Shitfest turned out much better than anticipated, so this will be AKF's new weekly feature.

the reason I posted After School's Ah just so that we could compare how far AS has fallen. I listened to their new song, and yeah, I already forgot what the song was about aside from the pole dancing. I'm working on seven MV reviews and two album reviews for AKF right now. Since people expect more than "Jesus Christ, this shit fucking sucks dick", "I'd rather have a whale fuck me in the ear than listen to this shit", etc. for my MV reviews now.

MFW I listen to After School's songs. I feel your pain, Jooyeon.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Hyunyoung single-handedly saves Rainbow's comeback

Although DSP has rubbed their fecal-matter-covered asses all over Rainbow twice this year, Hyunyoung does all that she can to at least salvage Rainbow's comeback. Sunshine is just as bad as Tell Me Tell Me while the rest of the album is much better. Don't Touch would be a good title track for Rainbow, but no, DSP is on a mission to get people to hate Rainbow. Hyunyoung at least makes your penis not hate Rainbow even though Tell Me Tell Me and Sunshine tortures everyone's ears.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

JongKey? Try JongTomi!

Two months ago an interesting image crossed my path on some news sites that didn't seem to make much of a ripple in the world of k-pop, but which certainly caught my personal attention a great deal.

Jonghyun from SHINee being wished a happy birthday with a love message from Japanese AV star Hitomi Tanaka.  How did barely anyone even notice this?

Saturday, June 8, 2013

FX Girl Lee Eun Hye

I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself.

Saturday Shitfest #1

Since you guys scared away Shinbi earlier this year, there has been a lack of Question of the Week and Stupid Things Fangirls Utter articles. Those were the two weekly articles where you guys essentially talked about whatever, so we're bringing something similar but different here.

Essentially, any K-entertainment discussion in these articles are fine. I've noticed that I've been the only one posting for the past few months, not being able to cover all of the major stories, which has lead to a lot of off-topic discussion in the comments. I don't necessarily mind off-topic discussion, but I have realized that you guys want to talk about other things instead of just the topic the article is based on.

In the first comment below, I'll get the shitfest started.

Friday, June 7, 2013

A Friendly Reminder: I'm preparing for a fap over load. CHOCOLAT New single coming soon!

Doubt any of you really care, but those of you that Yup, Tia will be back again with the other girls in Chocolat. Now, I'm really not all that excited about the song. Although I have liked some of their songs, but I'm really excited about the NEWLY FRESH Tia fancams coming soon. I kind of thought they were DONE. Like, no one really gave a shit about them, not on this website or any other website for that matter.
 As for the video coming soon:
Well, I guess they are DOING THE CLICHE DARK CONCEPT for us this time. I'm kind of tired of concepts---I never get why groups just can't be themselves. Why do they have to be ROCK one day, WHORES another day, COUNTRY another day, OG GANGSTAS the next. It makes my head dizzy with confusion. Oh well....people like it so what the hell do I know, I'm just a stupid person who post on a relatively unknown website.

Song sounds like crap

more after the BUMP

After School To Come Back With A Pole Dance Concept

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Thank You Based God

Nana. Topless. 

Imagination. Bless.

EXO's Wolf -- Korea's Cure For Depression

I received a heartwarming email from a Korean adult, one year removed from high school, who wishes to remain anonymous. As you guys know, high school is basically a prison in Korea. The stress there is extremely high and their whole lives are dictated by the results of one test. In order to get into more prestigious universities, many Koreans will take 1-2 years to study in order to retake the test just so they can have a better life. The letter is after the jump.

Monday, June 3, 2013

100% Goes Shirtless! Inb4 Who Da Fuq is 100%

So the MEN in 100% are going shirtless for a current photo--much to the enjoyment of fangurls. They are seen smiling and huddled together in tight leather jeans, sparkly belt buckles, black boots, shredded ties, and backpack straps for their laptops. This is a very masculine photo if I may say so myself. It reminds me of my friends: I truly enjoy getting together with old high school pals and dressing in my tightest pants--enough that my balls get all contorted--all while shirtless and sweaty. Seriously, it's a pleasure to undress myself with my friends in the room-viewing and smelling their nipples and bellies. I so love the smell of their arm pit stench wafting through my nostrils! Love how their skin looks and how their sweat makes my loins feel. Thinking about this photo above and all my best male friends, I can't help but quiver in my chair right now.

Oh god. FAP! I am 100% horny right now thinking of males without shirts. Seriously I think I'm 100% gay now. Is it gay if I fap to 100%???? Please tell me no! I don't think I want to be 100% homosexual.....maybe only 33.33333333333333333333% How am I going to hide my hard-on at this elementary school?     たすけて!

The Gloss Causing French Fans To Lose Their Shit

This is another Kpop idol group set to debut, but with a twist: THERE'S A MOTHER FUCKING FRENCH CUNT IN THE GROUP!!!!!!!!1111111 As the master race, Koreans have no respect for the fucking French because back in 1866, France, who was somehow a superpower at one point, tried attacking backwards-as-fuck-still-living-in-the-1600s-Korea and France got their asses kicked. Now they're trying to ruin Kpop by adding a French girl to a Kpop group!!!!!!!!!!11111

EXO Fan Stampede

So, people sent me this video and I don't see what the big fucking deal is. You can hear in the video "찍지마" being said over and over, yet the uploader continued to film them while ignoring them. Seeing as this girl seemingly already knew how batshit crazy Korean teenage girls are when it comes to their oppas, this outcome should have been expected.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Shinhwa's This Love

Shinhwa returns with their 11th album, The Classic, and are doing a great service by winning #1 on music shows. At a time where shit from 4minute, Lee Hyori, and B1A4 (seriously, who the fuck is this group?!) are charting near the top, Shinhwa comes back at the right time to restore some respect for the mainstream idol market.