Tuesday, July 31, 2012

HwayounGate: A Timeline

Alright, since everyone's been clamoring for a T-ara article and we finally have a "complete story," AKFG and I have decided to do an exhaustive cover story + timeline about the whole situation from start to "finish."

Prepare your anuses, this is a big one.
Hwayoung on CCM and KKS.

Monday, July 30, 2012


Remember this trollface?


More after the jump ~

KpopLeaks: KKS secret letters to T-ara revealed!

After illegal hacking investigation into the controversial tweets and internal communications among people at CCM, a couple emails from Kim Kwang Soo to the members of T-ara have been revealed. He doesn't seem like such a bad guy after all, though perhaps a pushover when it comes to dealing with the girls. Read the full letter after the break.

[MV Review] Wooyoung - Sexy Lady

A brief reprieve from the Hwayoung-gate scandal, here's a long-awaited review of Wooyoung's solo debut MV.

DISCLAIMER: This review is going to be gif-laden eyecandy for the fangirls, so fellas might want to skip this.

T-error...'nuff said.

This is a rant, straight up.

This boy went HARD. These images were tweeted to 5-ara. I cackle maniacally.
I ran out of popcorn GIFs, because there isn't enough popcorn in the fucking world to feed people following this drama. This is blowing the fuck up baby. And I love it.

Stay stupid my friends.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Goodbye Hwayoung

Well it's official. It's over! She's out of T-ara for good.

I'm actually kind of sad about this. I really do like Hwayoung and I liked her in the group despite others hating on her. I find her really beautiful and I believe she's a good girl. I'm fucking pissed that T-ara members were treating her like a piece of trash.

"I deleted my friend's iTunes library."


Saturday, July 28, 2012

[DRAMA] T-ara are rude bitches...or are they? Yeah, they are.


You all know what happened. I don't have to write anything. This shit speaks for itself.

(quick recap)
1. Hwayoung injures herself, can't perform much at T-ara's Japanese concert.
2. Boram, Soyeon, Hyomin, Eunjung and Jiyeon ambiguously and passive-aggressively diss Hwayoung on Twitter for being a lazy beach.
3. Hwayoung tweets something passive-aggressive and ambiguous in response.
4. Tarae (Hwadog's rap coach) tweets something entirely unambiguous and aggressive at T-ara, defending her student.
5. Hyodog (not to be confused with Hyogre) tweets supportive messages to Hwadog.
6. Hwadog tweets more ambiguously emotional stuff.
7. Meanwhile, CCM claims "T-ara would never write this catty nonsense and their accounts were...hacked." Nobody believes them, T-ara (minus Qri and Hwadog) look like beaches. Which they are.
8. Kim Kwang Soo (no relation to Kim Jong-il...I think) announces he will make an even BIGGER announcement on July 30th about T-ara (which Chuckus and Jakkuman will cover). Not sure why he didn't just make the BIG announcement...when he made the first announcement. But hey, he's a fucktard.
9. Hyomin changes her Twitter profile pic to a book cover that reads "Everything Happens For A Reason."
10. Boram allegedly unfollows Hwayoung on Twitter. Netizens claim "shit is going down, son."

So while Chuckus and Jakkuman are busy writing their male on male steamy collaboration about the T-ara controversy (pending THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT), The Cheat has decided to compile evidence of T-ara's bitchiness. I knew there was I reason I didn't like these broads! Furthermore, as The Cheat is always cognizant of his audience's desire for baseless conjecture, The Cheat has also decided to come up with SIX conspiracy theories regarding this controversy and what it could mean.

Also, from now on, T-ara is known as T-error. Because they're not only frighteningly stupid, they're terrible AND they have seemingly destroyed their careers with an error in judgement. Plus, T-error sounds like T-ara.

Check it out after the jump.

I call this macro "The Most Incompetent Girl Group in the World". Stay classy my bitches.

Heo Yoon Mi - Korea's Answer To Erectile Dysfunction

Rest of the pics here and here.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Nichkhun's Family Trolls Him and Korea

Ever since Nichkhun took his car out for a spin that fateful night, netizens have been up in arms about his guilt. Understandably feeling like shit, the poor Khunbrows have sequestered themselves away in the jungles of Thailand in penance. 

Hoping to cheer him up with some good ol' fashioned ribbing, Nichkhun's family posted this encouraging selca in support of their wayward son.

On the 26th, Nichkhun’s brother Nichan had tweeted, “LOL BRO YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW…” along with a picture with his sisters. The picture had the words ‘nickhun‘, ‘fuck you‘, and ‘LOLOLOL‘, demonstrating the siblings’ trolling on the singer. 
However, the slightly comical expressions of the siblings seemed to overshadow the supportive message in the public’s eye, and many took the picture to be insensitive towards the situation and the motorcyclist who is recuperating from the fall.
With comments pouring in, Nichan has clarified his intentions with a new tweet that stated, “I don't want to make any apologies to the injured person, his family, and the Korean people for my recent tweet. I only wanted to fuck with my brother because he is so deeply in pain and despair. Why should I have be more thoughtful and cautious about people who are related to this accident, I didn't run anyone over. I’m not sorry. Besides, I'm not an idol anyway LOLOL”
Tactless? Maybe. Ill-timed? Probably. Hilarious? Absolutely.

Nunchaku's car accident

Hey. I don't really have much to talk about right now, but what's up with this half-a-homo running over people?

Question of the Week 54

This week's question is:
What do you think is the craziest thing a fan has done?

I think that one fangirl sending her period blood "to her oppa" was pretty damn disgusting. But the petition for Jay Park's suicide ranks pretty high up there on the "wtf" scale.

If anyone has suggestions for later "Question of the Weeks", please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Kara The Best Fucking Five Sluts Followup

You guys remember the first article, right? Well, what I thought was a troll is a delusional anti. Yes, AKF deals with delusional fans on both sides of the spectrum, like the video I just posted of CombatBaby's little sister earlier when she was ranting about SNSD antis. Then there are delusional antifans who take their hatred to extremes and make themselves look as bad as the delusional fans. STAND is a good example of this.

Anyway, when that first article was written on July 7th, that anti fan was already replying to everyone's comments directed at her (it's gotta be a fat teenage girl. I'm going by the averages here), and she was doing that for three days. It's July 26, which means she has been at it for 22 days. 22 days. Jesus Christ. The first time I got banned from 6theory for posting porn, I was only trolling for two hours (and it was a few hours later that they banned me.) I couldn't imagine doing that for 22 days.

You may be asking yourself "AKF, why are you giving this girl attention? Why are you still following what's going on?" Well, to the second question, I'm not following this fat girl's actions. I usually watch a Kara MV or two everyday and I was watching Mister's PV for obvious reasons. I scrolled down and saw her comments. I laughed because she was trying to prove how smart she was by using Google Translate.

She gets the incorrect names for Korean and Japanese, though she claims to speak both of them. Korean is 한국어 and Japanese is 日本語. What she did was type in "Korean" and "Japanese" in Google Translate and got the possessive form of each. 한국의 is Korea's, such as 한국의 가장 섹시한 여신은 한예슬이다, which translates to Korea's sexiest goddess is Han Ye Seul. 日本の is Japan's, such as in 日本の一番きれいな女神は戸田恵梨香だ, which translates to Japan's prettiest goddess is Toda Erika.

The point is when you try to claim that you're smarter than someone by knowing languages, at least know them so that people like me don't laugh at your failure.

SNSD Improves Dildos

SNSD endorsements are everywhere these days. Clothing, makeup, food, amusement parks, you name it. SONEs are rabidly horny individuals who tend to purchase creepy SNSD memorabilia.

What do you get when you combine the two? A fiendishly new way to cater to the fappers!

Friends, I present to you the latest piece of SNSD swag no SONE should go without. Die-cast hands!

Lovingly rendered in 24 karat gold, this lifesize model of your bias's hand captures every little detail. Coming in a beautiful authentic oak display case and an autograph, this hand has a myriad of uses.

Why settle to stare at your bias's hand when you can do so much more? You can now imagine your bias's cool hand give you a handjob, or finger your asshole! It combines the versatility of a dildo with the extreme intimate knowledge of a fleshlight, yet is far more discrete than either of them!! Do your tastes run towards the darker side of the S&M dungeon? Simply use the hand to spank yourself or slap yourself silly! Everything YOUR hand can do, your bias's hand can do better!!

This amazing piece of your idol can be yours for 9 easy payments of $99.99! Jjangbak! Get yours today, or you're not a real SONE!!

SNSD Is Plastic

A ten year old girl rants about people calling SNSD plastic. I seriously don't know what to write. No matter what I write, it's something you just have to watch. It's very entertaining.

While she does bring up valid points about antis doing ridiculous shit, the way she does it makes her sound like a delusional fan. She has the "SNSD are nine perfect angels" mentality that a lot of Sones have. Watching this video can give you some second hand embarrassment, but it's still pretty funny.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Wake-up call for fangirl: You are being utterly pathetic

It is a common thing to develop love for someone, and from that love, to experience jealousy when you see that person match well with someone who is not you. We humans are a bit silly like that, sometimes even feeling this in regard to someone we have no personal relations with, be it a crush we see around among peers, or even a celebrity. However, most people know that it's silly to feel that way, and most know how to let it go.

This is a very short story about a poor girl who apparently doesn't know how to let it go. Not only with the situation being completely relationally distanced from her, but also chronologically distanced, as it was but one instance that occurred 7 months ago.

Eh Sexy Lady

I feel like this is becoming a pattern, don't write from weeks and come back with some random misheard lyrics. To jump right in, misheard lyrics of today come straight from Psy with his song Gangnam Style.

Now these misheard lyrics don't originally come from me. I introduced Psy to a friend who doesn't listen to Korean music (I thought she would appreciate the hilarity of the dancing) and unfortunately I find that once someone tells you misheard lyrics it is really hard to unhear them.

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 6


Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Nichkhun, Daesung and Kang-in collaborate for a song

Last night in Korea, Nichkhun, Daesung and Kang-in all met up... sober... with their managers driving them. Since all three had received a lot of heat for drinking and driving, they collaborated and made this song last night.

However, after the song was recorded, a female fan got a copy of the song and hurried to the nearest PC cafe to upload the song. After hearing about this, Nichkhun, Daesung and Kang-in quickly drank a few bottles of soju and got behind the wheel. Before the female fan had the chance to upload the song, three cars crashed through the PC cafe. Killing everyone in there, those three thought their work was done.

Meanwhile, another female fan wanting to meet her oppas sneaked into their studio. She was disappointed that her oppas weren't there, but she found the lyrics sheet and took with her. She hurried home and upload the lyrics to 2PM's DC Gallery. She made it just in time before three cars crashed into her house, killing all of the family members.

I found the lyrics online and translated them for you guys.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Friday, July 20, 2012

First Kpop porn stars ( AKF Spy- After School Edition)

Our AKF scout had once again sniff out a chance to chat with famous kpop idols. This time, our target is a familiar person...named Reehji Lizzy from After School. As you all know, the girl was known for her cutesy and bubble pop personality. However, with the new Flashback promotion, Lizzy has been viewed in a very sexual way by the audience.

Last week, our scout with the name *bleep* discovered a shocking news from Pledis' headquarter. Seeing how everyone loves the sexaay Reehji Lizzy ( forgive my bluntness), he has intended to step a little further. The CEO would like Pledis to be the first kpop entertainment that steps in the porn industry. Determined to beat his competitors-Dream Tea Entertainment (Yura), Starship Ent (Bora), and YG Entertainment (CL, no shit! sherlock), Pledis will give After School extra assignments at night.

AKF lazy weekend pic diarrhoea post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Exo stans really take their bias's nicknames as srs bizniz

Question of the Week 53

This week's question is:
What is the craziest thing a fangirl could do? 

Speaking hypothetically, of course. Yes, we all know the, ughh, period blood incident ranks very high up there. But I am talking about what could you imagine is the craziest thing?

Thursday, July 19, 2012

BoA Announces Emergence from SM Dungeon

BoA is finally making a comeback to the music world, and no it's not just for KPop Star Season 2. 

Announcing her plans for a brand new Korean full length album, BoA is preparing to drop bombs on July 22th!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Korea has gone too far/Goddess=Gangster rap, er, style

Click on the fucking shit that says read more to read more of I'll fucking come over there and rape your first born son. Yes, I'm talking to you, I'm this fucking gangster that I will honestly rape the fuck out of them while drinking my kool-aid and eating chicken. You best click on that shit if you know what's good for you...niggaz!

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 5


Tuesday, July 17, 2012

[MV Review] 2NE1 - I Love You

2NE1 are back with a new single guaranteed to make Blackjacks cum buckets (not like they needed any provocation). My intros are getting lamer and lamer, so just hit READ MORE already.

A picture is worth a thousand words they say.

Lollipops and under-age girls are a pedophile's wet dream they say.

Grins while checking out dat jailbait ass move in motion

Monday, July 16, 2012

[NYSLT] PRIZMOLIQ - 먼저가요 (Feat. Esbee Tale)

So bkjsuh, one of our lovely readers, linked me an amazing song the other day.

Needless to say, I am in love.

Err... With the song. Not with him.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

[MV Review] Super Junior - Sexy Free & Single

Super Junior makes what could be their last comeback (before EXO kicks their asses) with a 6th album. Sexy Free & Single is the lead track, and boy does it have one hilarious MV.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Dani sets a new standard for uselessness

You thought Qri and Boram were fucking useless. Well, they were, until now. Dani came to Korea to join T-ara, but can't even introduce herself in Korean. Oh, how useless you are when you can't communicate with your group members.

Dasom complains and no one cares

So I wanted to talk briefly about Dasom's complaint that the CEO of her company plays favorites with the gals of Sistar.


Friday, July 13, 2012

Dear big 3 kpop shows: FUCK YOU

CHAOS, Six Bomb, Lay-T, CROSS GENE, Masterpiece, N-Train, VIXX, MIB, She'z, etc... BUT YOU WON'T GIVE CRAYON POP A CHANCE, HUH?

At least M! Countdown knows where it's at.

Dasom Orgasms Over K-Chart Win

SISTAR takes this week's K-Chart on Music Bank and Dasom takes it in the ass--at least, that's what it sounds like. If this is how Dasom is going to react every time SISTAR wins, then I'm buying SISTAR's single in bulk!

Cue the uproar from ELFs in 3... 2... 1...

[MV Review] Jo Kwon - I'm Da One

I'll admit, I was initially very excited for Jo Kwon's solo debut. Especially when he released his first batch of teaser pics and promised to perform in studded heels.

Then he released Animal as a hype single and I was blown away. "GODDAMN, THIS IS ONE TWERKTASTIC QUEENS' ANTHEM," I thought. "If this is what he considers a hype single, how much deeper into the LGBT rabbutthole is he going to crawl into??"

With high hopes in store, release date rolled around and we got I'm Da One. That steaming pile of shit.

Question of the Week 52

This week's question is:
Who is your top OTP?

If anyone has suggestions for later "Question of the Weeks", please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

[NYSLT] Handsome People -- Woowei Woowei

I'm going to try out a new feature for Anti KPop Fangirl in order to diversify our range of articles a bit. I call it NYSLT or Nugus You Should Listen To.

This column is dedicated for those non-mainstream (for one reason or another) acts and artists that often slip under the radar in today's idol-centric music market. This will just be something quick, easy, and to the point that should bring your attention to new music that we find great, so don't expect any lengthy MV reviews like you're used to seeing from me or any of the other authors.

I'm still working out the specifics of this whole thing, like whether we should just use this tag whenever we run across something good, make it a weekly thing, or even expand it to a full review kind of article, but for now just feast your ears on some great music. We'll hash that shit out based on discussion between us and/or reader feedback.

This particular edition is dedicated to the Handsome People. Recently dropping a new full length album, these guys really showcase what KRock has to offer. And no, neither LED Apple nor FT Island count as KRock.

The song is a nice rock song that won't feel out of place at a party or get-together. With some damn solid vocals and a light upbeat melody that reminds me of a Korean Maroon 5 circa Letters to Jane (which is not a bad thing at all), this song definitely is worth the listen. It doesn't hurt that the MV has plenty of cute girls partying it up, a nice bonus to you readers out there in search of fap material.

The rest of the album is a solid release well worth the time it takes to pirate, cause I know you guys can't be fucked to buy anything these days.

Let us know what you think about the song and the new article type in the comments.

Today's News in 5 Minutes

This post if for those of you who miss the days when I spent zero time writing articles and churned out 10 a day. I went on allkpop for the first time in a long time, seeing as I get most of my news elsewhere now. So, if you've missed my two sentence articles and pictures edited in Paint, this old school article is for you.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

K-Town: The Asian Jersey Shore

If you have nothing better to do in the next 12 minutes and enjoy a good laugh, I recommend you waste your time by watching the following video of K-Town's first episode.

Yang Hyun Suk is a Hypocrite... Again!

At first glance, 2NE1's 'I Love You' dance practice video seems completely harmless. It looks like any other practice video that idols upload these days, with a particular focus on CL's boobs and Minzy's--not that I mind the latter.

Brits React To 2NE1

As you may have heard by now, 2NE1 recently got some air time on British radio. Unofficially debuting on BBC Radio 1, the biggest radio station in the country, 2NE1 was introduced via their latest track I Love You.

Some will have you believe that it was all sunshine and that Britannia is the new stronghold for Blackjack sentiment, but the actual response was less than forthcoming.  

Snoop Dogg vs. Sones: Round 2!

It didn't take long before Snoop Dogg felt the wrath of Sones in the aftermath of his SNSD diss tweet, leading him to clarify the true meaning behind the cryptic slang, "biscuits."

He tweets: 
Today's lesson. from. Professor Snoop. Biscuits = ugly faces. My ladiez @GirlsGeneration. got beautiful faces. Legs n. thighs. No Biscuits #ONELOVE & #REINCARNATED
-Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) July 10, 2012 

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 4

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Fans Install CCTV for Yoochun, Completely Misunderstood

In the latest bout of sensationalist and skewed reporting to emerge from Korean forums, JYJ stans have once again been portrayed in an entirely unfair and negative light.

Hwang Jung Eum Skechers CF

I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself. Dead AKF meme is dead. But seriously, just watch the damn CF. I'm just kind of mad that I'm seeing this three months late.

Monday, July 9, 2012

[MV Review] Wonder Girls - Like Money

There are no words to express what I'm feeling right now, except... 

Yang Hyun Suk is a Hypocrite

2NE1′s Minzy revealed that she made a compromise with her agency’s CEO Yang Hyun Suk after he asked her to cut down on the sexy dances.
In an interview held on July 6th at the YG Entertainment building, the interviewer asked, “We heard that Yang Hyun Suk gave you a special command to refrain from doing sexy dances?“ To this Minzy replied, “That is why he has given me space to express my freedom in my solo parts.”
She went on to say, “Overall, the choreography is very sexy but we made a compromise when I went over the choreography with our CEO." 
CL stated, “I don’t think that our CEO likes us to be overtly sexy. It still needs to have the 2NE1 flavor so the dance needs to be changed accordingly.” 
Previously, Yang Hyun Suk said in a different interview, “In the new choreography for 2NE1, there is a sexy dance where they use the lower half of their bodies. All the members are doing well with the sexy dance so I am satisfied, but when our underage member Minzy does it I just feel a little uncomfortable.”

Hold up. Is this the same PEDO that uploaded a video of 12/13-year-old girls dancing provocatively on the floor only weeks ago? Now THAT was uncomfortable to watch.

Eight K-Pop Idols That Will Convince You To Stay The Fuck Away From Korea

In the same vein as this wonderfully accurate and not at all stupid list from SmackJuice, the iniquitous reporters here at Anti K-Pop Fangirl have compiled their own list. A list of idols that will make any decent human avoid the treacherous shores of Korea at any cost. 

If your eyes and soul can handle the visual calamities of K-Pop's most atrocious idols, proceed within. 

Tiffany beckons you into the soul sucking realm that is K-Pop...

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Snoop Dogg disses SNSD on twitter.

He must be an anti-fan! AMRITE SONES?

Happy Bday to Chuck and Rotary

This is a conspiracy! Both guys from AKF have the same birthday. I feel the need to write this article...partially because we have been lacking some lately he's my boss. Oh well, happy birthday Chucko and Rotary. Race cars/Sojin pictures/gifs for Rot, or Han Ye Seul/KTH/Soyeon's for Chuck. Spam it guys!

Be nice for once guys

JYP gets Wooyoung drunk, hilarity ensues.

Now, I don't have to tell you JYP is one of the biggest pervs in Korea. They say that JYP is one big family. A family that has lots of sex together. So basically, the typical Southern family.

See, North Korea doesn't do this shit.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, JYP and 2PM's Wooyoung was on a "date" recently, where they consumed the Korean rice wine makgeolli. Kids, let me tell you what happens when an old perv who loves tight male flesh goes out with a bi-curious young male idol who likes taking his shirt off in front of the camera for his CEO to watch and make suggestions on.

"I'm gonna be doing a bit more than whispering 'JYP' in his ear tonight..."
Read the sordid details after the jump.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Ring Ding Dong

What a lucky decade the last one was. There are two songs with the name of Ring Ding Dong in. For kpop, SHINee's Ring Ding Dong is one of the most listened song/as well as being fapped upon ( I'm pretty confident about this) by kpop fan-girls.

However, I just discovered Dre's Ring Ding Dong MV today. It's a pretty good song ( I gotta admit it even though I dislike the fag these days ). But well, as CL had stated earlier, kpop singers can sometimes be better than American's ones because they are more passionate. Oh wait...what? Ahhh shit, I'm lost here.

Anyways, I still think Dre's Ring Ding Dong is much better in term of effort and creativity ( aliens > angel wings and dancing in the rain). Kpop in general focus too much in look and variety/being fake, as opposed to many famous american artists (not every successful ones).

But sometimes, we must wonder why there are less views? Stats, ect...?  Oh yes, because....


Moral of the story?
On stage or not, somebody please tell CL to shut the fuck up....or ask her come up with some better justification please :/

Kara The Best Fucking Five...SLUTS!

Friday, July 6, 2012

The baddest shemale has things to say.


Hyoyeon post on craigslist and does well

I was bored yesterday and probably a little depressed too, so I decided I'd go on Craigslist and post a personal ad (W4M) as Hyoyeon. Since the general consensus on here is that Hyoyeon is dog ugly, I decided I'd strive to make her feel better (if she ever saw this) in an attempt to help her understand that, "even though she is the ugliest member of snsd (that's a pretty easy considering 6/9 are ugly anyways) some men still consider her beautiful and even sexually attractive."

Question of the Week 51

First Question of the Week of July!

Today's question is:
Which idol would you go gay for? Why?

This is going to be one sexy comment section.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Mingle to Bingo

I'm sure there will be a plethora of posts about SUJU in the coming weeks. About their "not so familiar sounding" track this time around. Anyway, to the point! Misheard lyrics...I love them, only because I feel like your mind always goes to the gutter at the time for some reason. Just happens, not this time but I do hear about a lot of sluts and naked things fucking when I'm not paying attention.

When I first heard the teaser for "Sexy, Free and Single" I was actually quite surprised that the English used  made sense. What I heard was:

"Sexy, free and single.  I'm ready to MINGLE"

What I was suppose to hear:

"Sexy, free and single. I'm ready to, BINGO"

Now, when I first read the lyrics I honestly had to look up the word bingo to see if there was some magical meaning associated with it that only special people knew. Turns out the special people have absolutely no idea what bingo means. I did try to rationalize it,because if you put bingo at the front of the sentence and it reads, "Bingo, I'm ready to go", that actually makes relative sense. Not that anyone would actually say that.

All in all I never expected much less then confused English from SUJU. But I would like to state on an almost unrelated topic, NU'EST is coming out with their new title track in a couple days and I have high hopes for their English. I was actually impressed with the "rapping" kid at the end of Face.

Every impressed by an idols ability to speak English?

He's Just Lying About His Cancer

People have the right to be skeptical about stuff. It's only a natural response to most situations, especially given the shady nature of the Korean news outlets and entertainment companies. "Did she call in sick cause she's actually sick, or is she just faking it to stay home and goof off?" "Was it really a devious ploy to put weed into G-Dragon's system in an attempt to bring down the Hallyu Wave, or is marijuana one hell of a drug and he was just too damn high high?"

But sometimes, people just take that shit way too fucking far. Case in point: Ulala Session's Yuntaek.

The Ultimate Pink Panda

The president(?) of A Pink's American fanclub aka a grown-ass, middle-aged man set aside what little dignity he had left to upload a picture of himself with his hair and beard and pubes dyed pink.

"And not a single fuck was given that day."