Some Idiots Who Didn't Go to Med School Criticize Sistar's Soyou

Soyou said in a truly tragic interview that she once crash dieted so hard that she lost 8 kilograms (just under 18 pounds) in a month. For reference, it's generally considered safe/healthy to lose between 1/2 a pound and 2 pounds per week. That's 2 to 8 pounds a month, not fucking 18.

This was posted on her Instagram a month ago. I think she's thin enough, you guys.

Kpop's Most Iconic Song Intros

Kpop, to a degree infinitely greater than Western pop, is prone to appending informative introductions to their songs. And every now and then, these first ten to fifteen seconds of a song are so unbelievably ridiculous or catchy (or ridiculously catchy) that they far overshadow the remainder. Here are a few of my favourites:

[MV Review] SISTAR – “I Like That”

[AKF: Welcome AKF42's newest member, kalliope!]

Like clockwork, SISTAR is back with another summer comeback/opportunity for them all to vigorously shake their asses at a camera.  Fortunately, even a broken clock (see: the extremely unlistenable Shake It, the fairly unlistenable but mercifully body-roll-heavy My Boy) is right twice a day. And I Like That is one of those times.

Soyou and her abs are having a comeback

Just recently I was wondering in regards to Soyou, "Do you even Lift"? I can definitively say she does. I can also definitely say she's making a solo comeback.

Being in the middle of watching, "My Girlfriend is a Gumiho" I can't help but notice some similarities except for Shin Min Ah has nine-tails and Soyou here at least only has one. Lame. Anyway, on Sistar's Twitter it was written that the comeback will be on September 26th.

Sistar: successful girl group or front for nudist colony?

On a recent episode of "Shinhwa Broadcast," Sistar's vocal powerhouse Hyorin was revealed to sleep naked. Specifically, Shin Hye Sung introduced her by saying her name's Hyorin and she sleeps naked, which might be the best introduction for anyone I've ever heard.

While reading about this, though, I couldn't help but think, "Wait, Sistar's talking about being naked again? Didn't this just happen?"

SISTAR Optical Illusions

SISTAR are the best girl group because they have powers that can warp the very fabric of reality.

Y'all basics ain't got shit on Hyorin's right hand.

That, or Dasom's absence is creating localized rifts in the space-time continuum. In which case, we're fucked cause no one ever remembers Dasom.

No but seriously, who photoshops a selca like this?? And so obviously as well? It's like a slap to my face and all the photoshopping I've ever done!!

Dasom Orgasms Over K-Chart Win

SISTAR takes this week's K-Chart on Music Bank and Dasom takes it in the ass--at least, that's what it sounds like. If this is how Dasom is going to react every time SISTAR wins, then I'm buying SISTAR's single in bulk!

Cue the uproar from ELFs in 3... 2... 1...

[MV Review] SISTAR - Loving U

Following the dark and sophisticated theme of "Alone," SISTAR changes the gear to a vibrant and upbeat one in the MV of their latest single, "Loving U."

[MV Review] SISTAR - Alone

SISTAR went to Las Vegas and all they did was film this lousy MV.

SISTAR's sub-unit "SISTAR19"

And while neither Hyorin or Bora are 19, both are above 19. Which, I suppose, justifies it.

There have been two major complaints coming from netizens:

a) The '19' in 'SISTAR19' comes off as a bit too sexual.

Well, by the way Bora's gnawing on her thing of lingerie, that's clearly a good thing. If she wants to do R-rated things, I'm not going to stop her.

b) The full group only has 4 members, why create sub-groups?

I could ask the same of Ji Eun (of Secret) going solo. What makes sub-groups worse than going solo?

But at the end of the day, what we're really interested is how fappable it will be. The future looks bright boys.