Wednesday, November 28, 2012

2PM looks shit and wannabe as usual.


They look like they ripped their costumes from some superhero comic book or tried to make themselves look like the dark version of the Power Rangers or some shit, hell, maybe even Iron Man. And I thought their wannabe intimidation of ghetto hip-hop was a big fucking mess with that atrocity known as Hands Up.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

someone's fucking sunye and it ain't me

By now I'm sure everyone has seen the news that Sunye is getting married to some guy. To be honest though, who this guy is isn't important. What we should all really take away from this is that Sunye is officially off the market now.

Sun-Dragon is New OTP

Sunny recently debuted a new haircut at the latest SM concert at Marina Bay (wherever that is), and it is absolutely atrocious.

Goddamn, it's like someone decided to give her a bowlcut (very unflattering for her, btw) and took a fat purple/pink shit on her head while they were at it. But somehow, it looks oddly familiar...

Monday, November 26, 2012

Lizzy's hotter than naked Uee? I demand proof

On a recent episode of "Quiz to Change the World," Lizzy not only talked about seeing Uee nude, she proclaimed to have the best body in After School.

Let's investigate this claim further, shall we?

Name: Lizzy
Occupation: After School, Orange Caramel
Hobbies: Taking pictures of Uee in the shower, makin' shit up, G-Doing

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Elderly delusional T-ara fan

If there's anything more shittier than the delusional fanboys/fangirls that go on an irrational mode of butthurtism, rage, death threats and petitions and all that shit, it's the ones that actually talk the exact opposite way while still being equally deluded, if not more.

Now, the vast majority of Kpop's community consists of teenagers and young adults from their early to mid, or even late 20s. Then we have the samchon fans that are in their early-mid 30s to their 50s and maybe their 60s. I thought they only existed in Korea for some damn reason I'm not even sure how to explain in words but it's become very clear to me that is not necessarily the case.

Here we have Emperor_Ryu, one of the most delusional T-ara (and Kpop as a whole) fans to exist in history.

Now, down to some of his delusional moments....

Friday, November 23, 2012

Question of the Week 65

This week's question is:
Which idol would you want as a wife / husband?

I would pick IU because she would post sexy photos of us post-coitus on Twitter, then have her company cover up for us with a brilliant excuse. No one would suspect a thing. I would get off scott-free.

And just get off in general with her.

Hey-yo! *high fives all around*

Thursday, November 22, 2012

How to obtain a youthful look (with poll)

One of the most important thing in the kpop industry is looks! And I do mean...LOOKS! You might argue against this statement, but many top stars such as Uee, Sohee, Yoona were selected mainly for their looks (and incorrect pedo-predictions of human development bad tastes ). They barely give a damn if you sound like a 69 years old tranny grandma, or a donkey (if you are Taecyeon). So how do you obtain the holy grail of [most] idols' looks? Recently, top artists such as Sojin, Bom, and Hyunah have shared a simple secret to keep their faces fresh and youthful all the time!

Get a plastic surgeon who has a fetish for animals...faces that resembles horses, hamsters, or hyenas can be extremely popular in Korea. It helps if both the customer and the surgeon have a bestiality fetish. However, it is not required. Even among plastic surgeons, there is a very distinct ranking order. Choosing a Hyomin horse face vs. a Jessica one can make or break your future. Don't be cheap ladies [or guys], you are paying for your future and husband by doing this. It's a good investment, I promise.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Hwayoung is Gettin' the Block D

It's been weeks since our last Hwayoung update, and people (read: me) were beginning to wonder if she'd dropped off the face of the earth since releasing her jjangbak rap snippet all that time ago.



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Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 21

This week's submission comes from Basilisk:

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

TOP acting again? Oh hell no. And VIPs, shut up.

Oh God no. Seriously. No. Just no.

It's as if his shitty and atrocious acting in IRIS wasn't bad enough. Now he's being offered to be put into another drama with Kim Taehee again.

He wasn't extremely horrible in the Korean War movie '71 Into the Fire' but that's because actors Cha Seung-won and Kwon Sang-woo overshadowed his wannabe ass up to the point I didn't give a shit about him at all.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Soyeon Fanboy Deludes Himself To Think That He's A Good Troll

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Girls' Day is made up of SLUTS AND WHORES

What group is filled with sluts, whores, and all around filthy bukkake lovers!






I have the evidence!

fangirls and fanboys alike....if you love girls' day, this post will change your mind forever. Seriously, you will "black ocean" these whores the next time you see them...or rape them...or both.

Stuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day 3

I cannot get enough of this song.

PHANTOM (팬텀- 「미역국 (Miyuk Guk) [Seaweed Soup]」

It is fun, absolutely pretty, and I find it contagiously catchy. I am literally dancing to this while walking in public with my Wolverine headphones (yes, I just gave you all second hand embarrassment. You're welcome. And I can give you more than just that, honey ;D ).

Fanclub Colours

Hello FISHies,

How are we all adjusting to our new awesome fanclub name?

I was thinking fondly about all of you today as I usually do and realized another fun thing.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Soyeon Fanboy Got His Feeling Hurts Because of AKF

After Scatter took a massive dump on Soyeon-Fanboy, he started getting all mad about AKF. I never had a problem with him, and while his rants were usually stupid, I found them entertaining. However, he is just like a fangirl and took what Scatter wrote to heart, getting mad and is now lashing out against AKF. Lawl.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

A SONE's imagination gone perhaps a bit too far?


For some, it may be considered normal to imagine an SNSD member (minus Hyogre) being your wife, girlfriend, sex partner or all that shit once in a while - as for the stanners out there, probably at a 24/7 basis.

But as groups that actually existed in history? Maybe not.

This is why Korean songs should not be translated into Japanese

So B1A4's fun attempt to get into the Japanese music industry failed just as hard as you might have thought:

Friday, November 16, 2012

Question of the Week 64

I think this week's question was pretty obvious:

What do you think Eunhyuk (of Super Junior) and IU's scandal? What is your opinion on LOEN Entertainment's statement of what "really" went down?

Thursday, November 15, 2012

BOYFRIEND "matures". I am not impressed.

Recently, Boyfriend, known for their flower-boy style and lack of blinking, released "Janus" full album and the MV for the title song.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 20

This week's submission comes from Lukas:

Normal S<3ne arguing. Nothing out of the ordinary.

If anyone has choice comments that they want to share on "Stupid Things Fangirls Utter", please send them to, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Review: Son Dambi "Dripping Tears"

After more than two years, Son Dambi has returned to the music scene with her new album, "Dripping Tears." While I always go into a new song with low expectations, I'm pleased to say Dambi's comeback did not disappoint me. The title track, "Dripping Tears," didn't wow me immediately, but that's more a dig at me than the song. I like things flashy; what can I say?*

How have past Dambis compared on the glitter scale?

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Dani the giraffe to debut into acting - WTF

And I thought SeeYa 2.0 was a bad idea.

As it goes, seems like the old pig still is squealing out really, REALLY baaaaaaaaaaad ideas by putting a 12 (or 13, IDGAF dammit) year old as a high school student in the KBS2 drama known as '2013 School' which is scheduled to air in December 3rd of this year. The irony is that Dani should be staying at school.

But....pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. This is as almost as bad (maybe worse for some of you) as putting Dani as a rapper in T-ara since she can't even speak the fucking language properly. Her level is comparable to that of a kindergardner or even lower. Even my 8-year-old cousin sounds like a rocket scientist in comparison.

So how does KKShit decide to solve the problem?


It's rare that we shit on fanboys here, but there are fanboys out there that are as crazy fucking fangirls.

Friday, November 9, 2012

IU is finally getting some dick

...and I mean a TOTAL DICK.

Soon after the news broke, netizens around the world had remarkably few things to say. In fact, they all seemed to say only one thing: "She could do better"

Our upcoming idol rapper/superstar Daebak happens to be close with all the ladies, so we asked him to call IU for comment on how things were.

Well, honey, we hoped you enjoyed yourself anyway.

Question of the Week 63

Holy balls am I ever late on these. Super sorry FISHies. Life kidnapped me.

Anyways, things should be back to normal soon!

This week's question is:
Which Korean idol would you want as your pool boy/girl?

Thursday, November 8, 2012

A Glimpse of Our Next Soloist

As you all know, AKF is slowly stepping into the kpop industry. One of our highly trained idol will debut soon :) Please give him a lot of love and warm welcome. We haven't decided the fandom's name yet, but please anticipate for Daebak's solo debut next month! ^.^

Not only our artist is top notch in break dancing and rapping, he is also well-known in the underground for his ability to sing better than Hara and Uee. You can check out the pre-debut talent showcase above....and don't forget to hit the LIKE and SUBSCRIBE button!

PS: If you have any suggestion for the fandom's name, please say so below. We shall consider our options.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 19

Holy balls am I ever late on these. Super sorry FISHies. Life caught me in a bind.

Anyways, back to our regular, scheduled programs!

This week's submission comes from Margaux, who found a very scary tumblr:

Now, I do not know anything about U-KISS (other than when people refer to them as "the failing boy group who keeps trying to come back" [then again, don't a lot of boy bands fail?]), but it sounds like KissMes are pretty damn messed up (like most fangirls).

Case 1:

What in the fuck?

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Ga In is frustrated with being rated 19+

Well, there you have it folks, Ga In has recently given quite a speech that welcomes all you niggas that fap to her MVs and shit. I know there's some of you that enjoy her dancing and shit in her music videos - sulli_fag, you in particular enjoying her butthole if memory serves right and recently, Gain decided to pull the cork out of her bottle of contained frustration.

"“I understand the music videos getting such a rating, but I get hurt when my music gets rated 19+. “Bad Temper” got that rating because of one line that said ‘like the tongue in the mouth’. I don’t understand why the tongue in the mouth should be rated 19+.

MOGEF (Ministry of Gender Equality and Family for you people who don't know what it stands for)  must've smoked a crap load of weed given by G.Druggin at the time they were reviewing her stuff. Or maybe the guy who put the rating was a sexist, religious fundamentalist or some other whacky as shit. Or got a laid by some anti of Ga In.

Monday, November 5, 2012


I hesitated to write about SM's latest marketing scheme, Younique Unit dance team. The unit's made up of the best dancers in some of SM's biggest groups. It's got SNSD's  Hyoyeon, SuJu's Eunhyuk, SM orphan Henry, Little Taemin, and a couple Exos. But that's not all Younique boasts. To quote reputable news source Allkpop: "This is the first time an entertainment agency has collaborated with a car company to release an album." 

In short, SM and Hyundai have mated and spawned this music ad-eo. 

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Kim Kwang Soo's Next Terrible Idea: The SeeYa

This song is from the original SeeYa. They were one of my favorite groups when they were around and I almost ragequit Kpop when they disbanded in early 2011. I knew SeeYa's disbandment was the beginning of the end for CCM, but The SeeYa is a slap in the face for fans of SeeYa.

Friday, November 2, 2012

SLW strikes again!!!!!!

Owing to a certain incident that occurred not so long ago in my 'Hyohunnies thinking she should rap more often' article , I captured this comment because it made me chuckle a bit too much.
Some of you may remember SLW when zaku did his MV review of Psy's Gangnam Style - which ultimately led to a bit of an online battle between SLW and a whole lot of others.
Well? This particular netizen is back from the months of hiatus to provide more laughs.

Chosen Anti Kpop-Fangirl Fanclub Name

Hello lovelies.

Long time no see.

I was going to wait until we hit 4 million views to announce the landslide winner. But that might have taken too long. Plus, all of you patient readers have surely waited long enough to see the final results for this fanclub name.

(sorry I was neglectful)

So the name that received the most votes was...

Seven Simple Rules for Fapping to Kpop

It's time to lay down some ground rules.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Oh, Hyohunnies, you make me crack.

It was a typical normal day, waking up at 11 in the morning after having a special night and morning session with Boram, eating leftover chicken with a bowl of rice, washing up, chatting at the AKF chatroom for a short while and then two hours at the gym and then walking 30 minutes back home, taking a hot shower with Boram as usual, plus getting a hell of a blowjob , and then settling in on the computer for the rest of the fucking day as always.

Yea. All was good until when I laid my eyes on this.