Sunday, December 31, 2017

How to Ruin a K-Pop Classic

Last week, YG finally let Black Pink out of the dungeon so that we could get new fap material from them, but in the process, ruined a classic Wonder Girls song.

Thursday, December 28, 2017


Sup bitches, Zaku here.

After a long, long hiatus time away to reflect on my misdeeds,  I am officially returning as a contributor to the AKF blog. It's been a while since I've last shitposted wrote here, so I want to thank all my fans for waiting patiently for my return.

Gonna hit the ground running so expect a couple more articles soon before the year ends~

Monday, December 25, 2017

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Nayeon's Vibrator's Top Ten Songs of 2017


It's already that time of the year, with 2017 coming to a close. Due to life's circumstances this past year, I didn't keep up with Kpop very well and probably missed some great songs here and there. This is my top 10 title tracks for the year that I got around to listening to. Just a warning, each blurb about the song is short because I hate writing MV reviews with a passion and mainly just want to share which songs I liked. With something as subjective as music, there's no point in justifying with an essay of why I like (or dislike) a song.

(Also Kpopalypse, you can suck my dick for "not waiting until December 31st"! I'll be on vacation in Washington D.C. for New Year's weekend.)

Monday, December 18, 2017

RIP Kim Jonghyun

As many of you have already learned today (or yesterday depending on your time zone), SHINee's Jonghyun passed away due to suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning.

RIP in peace Dal Shabet

A few days ago, Ah Young (D:), Subin and Serri's contracts with Happy Face Entertainment expired. Woohee is the only one left, as she joined the group a year later after that one member went one to do softcore porn (bless her).

Sunday, December 17, 2017

Twice - Heart Shaker

Twice has proved with "Heart Shaker" that sometimes less is more. As in if they had released one less song this year, they could have rivaled Red Velvet with the quality of their releases.

Monday, December 11, 2017

Why You Should Never Date A Koreaboo

I made a huge gamble, and I lost big time. This is the story of why if you're an Asian male, you should never ever date a white female Koreaboo.

MAGA - Make AKF Great Again

Just about a year ago, I had closed AKF for good. At that point in my life, I was busy making many changes in my life, and wanted to get rid of anything from the past in order to move forward. I prematurely opened the blog back up earlier in the year, not ready to fully return. I have done a lot in the past year, and needed that time off in order to change my life for the better.