Showing posts with label Super Junior. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Super Junior. Show all posts

Sunday, September 13, 2015

POSITIVE post - Siwon (Super Junior)

Kpopalypse is back one again, fighting against the forces of cynicism and negativity in k-pop with another POSITIVE post!  The subject of today's POSITIVE post is Super Junior's Siwon!

siwonphone

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Best of the Worst: July 23, 2015

Can you believe it? It's already been a week. And that means more shitty kpop news.

Today we've got a hip-hop star going (back) to prison, a questionable MV model choice, and poor Nine Muses.



Saturday, September 13, 2014

An hour with the Music Core livestream chat

As a kind of experiment in masochism, I decided to focus my attention on the chat section during this week's Music Core livestream.

The livestream chat on Youtube is filled with the dregs of kpop — fanwar spam, petty bickering, and all the emojis and exclamation points you could want!!!!

Between Super Junior competing against Sistar and Winner and comebacks from 2PM, Teen Top and T-ara, it was bound to be a long program. Join me as I recap an hour in kpop hell.



Monday, October 29, 2012

LEAVE LEETEUK ALONE

LEETEUK OPPA IS FINALLY GOING TO THE ARMY OMOMOMOMOMOMO I'M SO FUCKING SO SAD. US ELFS SHOULD SUPPORT OPPA AND SUPER JUNIOR ESPECIALLY IN THIS HARD TIME

PROM15E TO 13ELIEVE, 10VE THE REMAININ9 9, PROT3CT THE MISSIN9 4 (??)

YOU WOULD THINK THIS IS EASY TO DO BUT SOME PEOPLE WON'T GET THE MEMO. POOR TEUKIE OPPA IS SUFFERING EVEN ON HIS LAST DAY AS A FREE MAN OTTOKE

LEADER OPPA CAN'T EVEN TWEET IN PEACE WAEEEEEEEEEE

Friday, August 31, 2012

[MV Review] Super Junior - SPY

Just when you thought they had released their final gasp effort at relevance, Super Junior comes back with a repackage(?) to milk the last shreds of money outta ELFs.


Sunday, July 15, 2012

[MV Review] Super Junior - Sexy Free & Single

Super Junior makes what could be their last comeback (before EXO kicks their asses) with a 6th album. Sexy Free & Single is the lead track, and boy does it have one hilarious MV.


Tuesday, April 24, 2012

PURE ELFs

ELFs. Love em or hate em, you can be guaranteed one thing at least. They are some crazy bitches and they stir up the funniest shit. In this latest ELFish crusade, our EverLasting Friends have raised an outcry at perceived insults and injustice. Filled with righteous fury, they've mobilized their troops to declare war on EXO. Again.

Dis gun be good, Siwon.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

So apparently ELFs are accusing SM Entertainment of being biased towards SNSD.

Oppars never get treated well ;____;

SNSD gets their own VEVO channel with uploaded live perfs! Suju & SHINee oppas get nothing! Even fail(x) gets nothing! ;____;

Lee Soo Man's whisper is the lucifer ;____; 

Even though Kim Young Min's the CEO now.

It doesn't matter though, those 9 sluts are sleeping around and getting special treatment!!!11111 :(

Omo, what will happen to my oppars? :(

Will they end up flipping burgers in McDonalds after their contract gets over? :(

Or will they go to Thailand and pursue their dreams of becoming an exotic dancer?




At the end of the day, nothing changes and no1curr either.

We lahv K-pop drama.

DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

DUH-RAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!