[MV Review] SHINee - "1of1"

After over a year of waiting SHINee follow up the awesome "View" with the decent "1of1."

Best of the Worst: April 29, 2016

Best of the Worst has reached its apex. Sadly, it can only go down from here. And it's not because of iKON's tragic photoshoot or CL's revealing instagram post.

It's because of cats.

More specifically, it's because of SHINyan — a cat version of SHINee that was created to stand in for the real SHINee in Japan because they're so busy.

Bias wreckers and couch shredders

SHINee's 'Married To The Music' Just Became My Favorite Song Of the Year

A few weeks ago, I wrote a review of the song saying it was good but not as good as "View," but things have changed in those few weeks ... a lot.

The struggle of stanning male groups

I've been struggling to keep up to date with the latest releases in K-pop in the past few months due to other obligations I have. But I recently stumbled across SHINee's new dance performance "Married to the Music" and was reminded of how terrible it is to be someone with some form of fashion sense and stan male groups. It's a real struggle to be excited for new live performances for a group when the concept outfits make them look like utter knobs.

SONAMOO Debuts, Fangirls Moo Their Discontent

Call me @ 1-800-IDONTGIVEAFUCK

As another exciting year in Kpop comes to a close we should all pause and reflect on what a year it's been...

Great.

Pornography and your right to fap: which K-pop idols are dedicated to the cause?

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JongKey? Try JongTomi!

Two months ago an interesting image crossed my path on some news sites that didn't seem to make much of a ripple in the world of k-pop, but which certainly caught my personal attention a great deal.

Jonghyun from SHINee being wished a happy birthday with a love message from Japanese AV star Hitomi Tanaka.  How did barely anyone even notice this?

LEAVE JONGHYUN ALONE

LIKE OMG JONGHYUN OPPA HAS LIKE JUST GOTTEN INTO A LIKE MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT BUT LIKE PEOPLE ARE LIKE MAKING FUN OF HIM AND LIKE NOT TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY AT ALL. IT'S LIKE NOT EVEN FAIR.

JUST LIKE LOOK AT THE ALLKPOP ARTICLE ON THE HORRIFIC NEWS.

SHINee‘s Jonghyun was reported to have been involved in a car accident earlier today.

On April 1st, SM Entertainment revealed “Jonghyun ran into the guard rails on Dongho Bridge earlier today while driving his own car to return to the dormitory after visiting his home.”

SHINee’s fans don’t have to be too upset because they also shared, “Jonghyun didn’t suffer major injuries, but he got hurt around his nose so he’s currently receiving treatment in the emergency room at a hospital in Gangnam. After undergoing tests at the hospital, he will decide what to do with his future schedule.”

We hope the injuries were minor and wish you a quick recovery Jonghyun!

Note: Although it is still April 1st in South Korea, many news outlets are reporting this as legitimate.  We will keep you posted.

LIKE WTF? JONGHYUN LIKE GOT INTO A MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT AND LIKE ALLKPOP (MORE LIKE ALLKSHIT, YOU WERE RIGHT UNNIE) IS TRYING TO LIKE CALM ME DOWN WITH THIS SHITTY ARTICLE LIKE WTF? AND LIKE JUST CAUSE IT'S LIKE APRIL 1ST IN KOREA, DOESN'T MEAN THAT LIKE EVERY ARTICLE IS LIKE FAKE YOU KNOW. THERE'S LIKE A TIME AND PLACE FOR LIKE EVERYTHING AND LIKE OPPAS AND CAR ACCIDENTS ARE LIKE NOT ONE OF THEM.

AND THAT'S LIKE NOT EVEN THE LIKE WORST OF IT. OPPA GOT LIKE HURT AROUND HIS NOSE AND LIKE IS GETTING EMERGENCY TREATMENT IN LIKE THE FINEST HOSPITAL THAT LIKE SME CAN LIKE AFFORD. JUST CAUSE IT'S LIKE IN GANGNAM DOESN'T MEAN THAT LIKE OPPA IS GETTING A NOSE JOB. THAT'S LIKE SOOOOOOOOO INSENSITIVE, AND LIKE ANYONE WHO'S MAKING JOKES LIKE THAT SHOULD LIKE GO PISS OFF AND LIKE DIE OR SOMETHING.

OPPA PUTS ON SO MUCH EFFORT AND SWEAT AND TEARS TO GIVE US LIKE GOOD PERFORMANCES AND LIKE HE'S ALWAYS SMILING AND HAPPY AND JJANGBAK, HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FROM LIKE ANY OF YOU STUPID HATERS AND TROLLS.

DON'T CRY OPPA, I'M HERE FOR YOU SANGRANG HAE

LET'S JUST ALL TAKE A MOMENT AND PRAY FOR OPPA'S NOSE.

Onew Raw and Uncut

My boy Onew is a real man. When he gets mad at his bitches, he fuckin' tells them wassup. He don't take no shit from no bitch.

This right here is Onew displaying his displeasure at some perceived slight from Younha Jonghyun on MBC Radio. Bitch prolly tried jockin' he steez, or tell another goddamn chicken joke. At any rate, this shit is a LIVE broadcast, which increases the level of swag he has. Ain't nothin' gonna stop Onew from doin' Onew, naw mean?

Here's a gif so you can know for sure this ain't no freak screencap or manipulation.

Oppa definitely meant it. #swag

[MV Review] SHINee - Sherlock

AFTER YEARS OF WAITING, MY DARLING TAEMINNIE AND DUBULGE AND MINHO AND DIVAKEY AND DINOJONG HAVE RETURNED TO KOREA TO MAKE ALL THE NOONAS' PANTIES MOIST~~~~~

I LITERALLY CAME BUCKETS FOR THE TEASER PICS (FUCK YOU SM FOR NOT RELEASING THOSE ON TIME BTW), AND WHEN SM FINALLY RELEASED THE MV (FUCK YOU SM FOR DELAYING THE MV TOO OMG NO ONE ELSE HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT NOT SUJU NOT SNSD WAE. FUCK EXO). PLZ READ MY REVIEW~~~~