Every Solo Debut from 2016 Reviewed

2015's solo debuts are reviewed here. 

In honour of Fei's sextastic solo debut, I've decided to do a mini review (like, a few sentences. I have a day job) of every single female solo debut from 2015 and 2016 (so far, obviously). Here are the debuts from 2016 so far:

So is Jimin really (good and) hot (and fresh and fly)?

For some reason, FNC decided that Jimin, nasal-voiced rapper extraordinaire (???) should be the first member of AOA to debut solo. Why they didn’t pick inarguable sex goddess and vocal all-star Choa is a mystery to me (UPDATE: they did, but it was a really boring ballad so I forgot about it. Oops?), but I guess they were trying to capitalize on the exposure Jimin got from appearing on Unpretty Rapstar. Or maybe they were just blown away by her iconic rap intro to Like a Cat.

Whatever the reason, Jimin got her solo debut. And oh my god, it is an emoji-ridden hellscape. She raps like a whiny baby and her weird pigtail-beret situation in the video makes her look like one too. The song is somehow both boring and extremely irritating. Even the title (Call You Bae) is a millennial nightmare. But because I love suffering, I watched the video all the way through to the end.

The results of Kpopalypse’s music education trufax quiz, featuring AOA!

I'm far too much of a lazy caonima to repost the results post here as it's motherfucking HUGE, but for those who did the quiz and are interested you can check it out by clicking on the motherfucking top madam Jimin below.  Thanks to everyone who participated and made this post possible!

Kpopalypse's music education trufax quiz, NOW CLOSED - the results are in!

Review: Jimin, featuring Xiumin "Call You Bae"

AOA's Jimin released her first "official" solo song this week. So how was it?

Not good, fam. Not good.

A Guide To The Jimins Of Korean Entertainment (For Those Of You Who Are Confused)

So during my last article some of you had this reaction:

Rather that was to the content itself is known but quite a few of you were expecting a completely different Jimin, and didn't even know who that was so I've made this blog post so that whenever someone mentions "Jimin" you can be sure as to who they're talking about to ease some of the confusion off.

Of course for those of you who are not confused and are familiar with the Jimin's of Korean Entertainment then you can feel free to skip this post or continue on for eye-candy.

Best of the Worst: Feb. 25, 2016

Something terrible has happened to one of our most important idols: AOA (aka "Good") Jimin. It was revealed this week that someone is trying to kill her!

And by kill her, I mean her career. Because why else would the latest teaser for her upcoming solo look like this:

What even? Why??


Why, Mommy, why?

The Male Idols You Wanted More Of

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Best of the Worst: June 25, 2015

Welcome back, everyone. This week, we've got idols compared to Western artists, an extreme diet, and an idol suspected of cocaine use.

No, it's not CL, though her life choices are beginning to concern me.

Best of the Worst: May 14, 2015

It was all about idol bodies and body image this week. We learned which four females have the best legs in kpop, how AOA Jimin looks like a dog, and what keeps Hyosung looking so fine. We also got not one, but TWO stories about boobies. Oh happy day.

The first chest in question

If you look at this photo at the right angle, you can see through her shirt.