Seolhyun Gets Laid, Everyone Flips Shit

Seol has been listening to Kpopalypse's fashion advice, it would seem

So, Dispatch blew up their spot and now both agencies have confirmed that Seolhyun and Zico are dating ... aka that they are "comfortable sunbae-hoonbaes". Yeah, I bet they're comfortable. Reaaaaal comfortable.

She ran for the dick pic.twitter.com/kCJFr9w4jR

— Jade (@bIackvelvets) August 10, 2016

Meanwhile everybody is giving Seolhyun shit for running from a taxi to her man's house (admittedly: it is hilarious) while having the SHEER AUDACITY to wear a short dress in public.

Like A Cat, featuring modesty at its finest

I don't know why people are so shocked at the sight of her legs ... have these people never seen an AOA video before?

4. [+87, -16] How can she go in a man's house dressed like that? Way too short..

You better believe I dress cute when I'm going to see my boyfriend, and I'm nowhere close to being Seolhyun-level hot. No reason to waste that body on sweatpants.

Plus, as we've learned from this truly incredible piece of journalism, Zico knows how to treat a lady right. He might look like a prepubescent girl, always make her come to his place, or even ask her to dress up for him ... but there are some things that are always worth it.

Frankly, though, I'm most excited to watch the NetizenBuzz admin, a known Block B fangirl, continue to flip her shit via negative comment translation. Stay mad, everybody!

Dear Kalliope: A Kpop Advice Column

Dear Kalliope,

I have been a big fan of kpop for many years, even though I don't live in Korea or speak Korean. However, my friends all think the music is dumb and shallow, and that I'm some kind of creepy Asian fetishist because I think kpop idols are hot. What can I tell my friends to convince them that I'm not a dumb creeper? 

-Totally Angered by Rude Assholes

Dear T(-)ARA,

Okay, first of all, you are not the racist one if your friends think it's creepy to be attracted to Asian people. If you phrase it like that to your rude friends, I bet it'll shut them up real quick. Hot people are hot, regardless of their race.

If your reaction to this is negative, you might be a racist.

The results of Kpopalypse’s music education trufax quiz, featuring AOA!

I'm far too much of a lazy caonima to repost the results post here as it's motherfucking HUGE, but for those who did the quiz and are interested you can check it out by clicking on the motherfucking top madam Jimin below.  Thanks to everyone who participated and made this post possible!

Kpopalypse's music education trufax quiz, NOW CLOSED - the results are in!

Best of the Worst: March 31, 2016

I've written before about my obsession with Seolhyun's cardboard cutout of herself. Well, today I found out that not only do they sell for three times what it cost to make the original (about $87 now), but they're also available for purchase!

Finally, a chance for Seolhyun to come hither at me.

Naturally, I tried to see if there were any on Amazon. But alas, there were none. Amazon did have some snazzy other cutouts, though. Might have to get me one of those.

Seolhyun Tries To Win Over America With Guns

She succeeds in my book.

I was bored and saw this on Asian Junkie, so I decided to post about it. Seolhyun poses in all black with guns for Sudden Attack which is some video game or something else I don't care about. Anyway there is an attractive woman with guns so any other Americans and gun loves can enjoy to the rest of this post. For the guns, of course.

Best of the Worst: Oct. 15, 2015

Here's a question for you: Has a kpop idol or group become so popular that you've started to dislike them because of it?

I've never experienced this urge to turn against something just because it's suddenly ubiquitous. I have seen plenty of groups rise to popularity only to make shitty songs. In such cases, I've started to dislike the group not because of its sudden popularity but because its new music is nothing like what drew me in the first place.

But apparently, hating on idols for getting lots of attention and media play is a thing.

Seolhyun demonstrates public perception of herself
in January versus what it is today.

Best of the Worst: Sept. 10, 2015

Hola, friends! We are back with another round of Best of the Worst. This week, we have an idol with naughty hands, a drunk star making a scene during someone else's performance, and an epic battle of "Who Wore It Better" — Seolhyun or Cardboard Cutout Seolhyun?