Every Solo Debut from 2015 Reviewed

DISCLAIMER: I got this list off Wikipedia because my memory isn't flawless so please don't get on my ass in the comments if I've missed something. 

In honour of Fei's sextastic solo debut, I've decided to do a mini review (like, a few sentences. I have a day job) of every single female solo debut from 2015 and 2016 (so far, obviously). The 2016 reviews are going to be in the next post, because I don't want this to kill your phones when you try to load it. Why am I only reviewing girl group solo debuts? Because I don't give a fuck about boy groups, that's why. Deal with it. I'm doing this in alphabetical order and this is all just my opinion so don't come whining to me if I shit on your faves. They probably deserve it. Okay, buckle up kids, because here we go:



Listen, I love Kpop's Out-est Lesbian. She seems genuinely cool. She's friends with everyone! I just wish she had made friends with someone who could make a better fucking beat. What is this half-assed horn nonsense? Also I have no idea what Taeyeon is doing in this song. Next time, try fewer celebrity cameos and more decent music-making.

The Male Idols You Wanted More Of

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Taemin's new doppelganger spotted: Sunny

Of course, bitches have been praising Sunny's recent transformation to no end, since they absolutely love it when female idols look like men (Amber, CL). However, the line should be drawn when you exude less femininity than an actual male, regardless of how much cleavage you show. Granted, Taemin is not exactly a paragon of masculinity...

On a mostly unrelated note, I recently google-searched "APINK YOO KYUNG", and 6-fucking-37, she looks like one of those U-Kiss members while they're cross-dressing. om6.

TOUCH's Han Joon looks like Manber

And he also covered Big Bang's 'Love Song', 'Stupid Liar', and 'Tonight', but who gives a shit? He fucking looks like Manber!

Well I think it's funny anyways.