T-error...'nuff said.

This is a rant, straight up.

This boy went HARD. These images were tweeted to 5-ara. I cackle maniacally.

I ran out of popcorn GIFs, because there isn't enough popcorn in the fucking world to feed people following this drama. This is blowing the fuck up baby. And I love it.

Stay stupid my friends.

[DRAMA] T-ara are rude bitches...or are they? Yeah, they are.

STRAIGHT OUTTA THE CHEAT'S EVIDENCE FILES: T-ERROR EDITION

You all know what happened. I don't have to write anything. This shit speaks for itself.


(quick recap)
1. Hwayoung injures herself, can't perform much at T-ara's Japanese concert.
2. Boram, Soyeon, Hyomin, Eunjung and Jiyeon ambiguously and passive-aggressively diss Hwayoung on Twitter for being a lazy beach.
3. Hwayoung tweets something passive-aggressive and ambiguous in response.
4. Tarae (Hwadog's rap coach) tweets something entirely unambiguous and aggressive at T-ara, defending her student.
5. Hyodog (not to be confused with Hyogre) tweets supportive messages to Hwadog.
6. Hwadog tweets more ambiguously emotional stuff.
7. Meanwhile, CCM claims "T-ara would never write this catty nonsense and their accounts were...hacked." Nobody believes them, T-ara (minus Qri and Hwadog) look like beaches. Which they are.
8. Kim Kwang Soo (no relation to Kim Jong-il...I think) announces he will make an even BIGGER announcement on July 30th about T-ara (which Chuckus and Jakkuman will cover). Not sure why he didn't just make the BIG announcement...when he made the first announcement. But hey, he's a fucktard.
9. Hyomin changes her Twitter profile pic to a book cover that reads "Everything Happens For A Reason."
10. Boram allegedly unfollows Hwayoung on Twitter. Netizens claim "shit is going down, son."

So while Chuckus and Jakkuman are busy writing their male on male steamy collaboration about the T-ara controversy (pending THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT), The Cheat has decided to compile evidence of T-ara's bitchiness. I knew there was I reason I didn't like these broads! Furthermore, as The Cheat is always cognizant of his audience's desire for baseless conjecture, The Cheat has also decided to come up with SIX conspiracy theories regarding this controversy and what it could mean.


Also, from now on, T-ara is known as T-error. Because they're not only frighteningly stupid, they're terrible AND they have seemingly destroyed their careers with an error in judgement. Plus, T-error sounds like T-ara.


Check it out after the jump.

I call this macro "The Most Incompetent Girl Group in the World". Stay classy my bitches.

[DRAMA] Sooyoung is a rude bitch...or is she?

SOOYOUNG IS RUDE. 


EDIT: Looks like this woman took down the story. Luckily for you, I copied the entire thing verbatim. I just can't let a piece of juicy gossip like this disappear into the ether, ya know.

My thread on 6theory.

Straight out the...okay forget that.

The audacious investigators at AKF have unearthed yet more juicy gossip about everyone's favorite Korean Stick Insect Attack Warrior, Sooyoung. Now we know some basic facts about Sooyoung. Namely, she has the legs of a malnourished goddess. Aside from that, probably more so than any other SNSD member, she was born into a life of wealth and privilege. Now I'm not saying that being rich makes you a bitch. No, not at all. But being rich, one of the top celebrities in Korea, a famous idol, beautiful (yes David) and accustomed to getting pampered every second of your waking life probably does.

Does this look like the face of a stuck up bitch to you?

Then again, air travel is a stressful affair (I know). Sometimes, you just want to play Angry Birds, get through US immigration and not have some asshole on a power trip talk down to you. 

My analysis after the jump.

It's Eunjunffffffffffffffffff time.

Deleted all of the content. - AKF