First Yoona, Now Sooyoung

Sooyoung has apparently been confirmed by Soompi via Sports Seoul to be dating Jung Kyung Ho.

That's the sound of the collective SONE population rupturing again.

Sooyoung is an artist dammit

During a recent docu about their exciting Japanese activities, SNSD was asked whether the group should be considered idols or artists. So Skeletor piped up and said she wants to be called an artist.

Well, duh. Everyone would rather be called an artist over just an idol. Sadly, though, I don't see that happening for Sooyoung and the other GGs anytime soon.

Straight out the fuckin' dungeons of rap (PART 4) - Sooyoung fires back

As you're most likely aware by now, a woman who claimed to work at LAX made a fan account about an "incident" between herself, Sooyoung and a Federal Inspection Services agent recently. After a deluge of angry Sones spammed and threatened her, she first removed the story, then closed her Tumblr all together.

Now, does this mean that her story is bullshit? I still don't have the final word on that, because even if I published a 100% accurate story or article that painted SNSD in a negative light, I would STILL receive threats and hate from Sones (despite being the biggest Sone in the world). Because this woman isn't a trained Internet Warrior like myself, she didn't realize Girls' Generation makes you feel the heat.

So she ran. Like a little bitch. She also didn't expect The Cheat to be on the fuckin' case, so there's that.

Thanks to my investigative reporting that would put 60 Minutes to shame (no, really, it would, mainstream American journalism is a fucking joke), Sooyoung herself was able to read the story before it got kicked off the internet. Being the tough ass gangsta she is, our Stick Insect Attack Warrior went straight into the studio to record a response to these unsubstantiated rumours about her alleged bitchitude.

Eat a dick.

See what she dropped after the jump.

[DRAMA] Sooyoung is a rude bitch...or is she?

SOOYOUNG IS RUDE. 


EDIT: Looks like this woman took down the story. Luckily for you, I copied the entire thing verbatim. I just can't let a piece of juicy gossip like this disappear into the ether, ya know.

My thread on 6theory.

Straight out the...okay forget that.

The audacious investigators at AKF have unearthed yet more juicy gossip about everyone's favorite Korean Stick Insect Attack Warrior, Sooyoung. Now we know some basic facts about Sooyoung. Namely, she has the legs of a malnourished goddess. Aside from that, probably more so than any other SNSD member, she was born into a life of wealth and privilege. Now I'm not saying that being rich makes you a bitch. No, not at all. But being rich, one of the top celebrities in Korea, a famous idol, beautiful (yes David) and accustomed to getting pampered every second of your waking life probably does.

Does this look like the face of a stuck up bitch to you?

Then again, air travel is a stressful affair (I know). Sometimes, you just want to play Angry Birds, get through US immigration and not have some asshole on a power trip talk down to you. 

My analysis after the jump.