Eye Candy (After School Edition)

Straight out the Fuckin' Dungeons of Fap, After School is setting the bar way too fucking high for their impending come back. The level of eye candy on offer from these chicks is even putting SNSD to shame. Yes I said it, even with Taeyeon's new unbelievably cute hair, After School are really going all out to visually stimulate K-pop listeners.


I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself.

Jooyeon beckons; come hither and witness the fap within.

[MV Review] Kara - Speed Up

Well it's that time again. Kara has released a deliciously hot MV for fanboys everywhere. Before I start, I want to make it completely clear: Several of us authors are raging fanboys.

"That's so hypocritical!" some of you may exclaim, because we are against the insanity of fangirls.

However, it is not hypocrisy. Raging fanboys are simply passionately burning with the heat of 1000 suns, running on the pure fuel of sexiness flooding into their eyeballs. This has nothing to do with quality of music and no claims are made regarding it. There are no illusions held about talent because the whole notion of requiring it is discarded as a non-issue.

Talent is not needed for the fantasies we dream, but only for the ladies of our desire to be desirable. Whether or not they succeed at making good music or competing with each other in sales charts has nothing to do with whether or not they succeed at this, and succeed Kara most certainly does.

Find out how after the jump. [WARNING: A bazillion gifs await]