Bold predictions for Jay Park in 2016

Jay Park's ears allow him to hear misinformation from miles away.

A strange thing happened to me as I was ringing in the New Year. I suddenly realized I could see into the future! However, as with all things in life, it came with a downside. I could only see the future as it relates to Jay Park. I quickly realized this wasn't a blessing, but a curse. How I came into it I may never know, but as part of the healing process, my therapist tells me I should talk about it. So, that's why I'm here: to reveal to you everything that will happen to Jay Park in 2016. Now, it is still difficult for me to actually discern what the future holds, but I'll do my best.

The real pussy magnet

Who's kpop's biggest playa?

This guy.

Jay welcomes the D

Jay Park and Simon D have teamed up as co-CEOs of Jay's hip-hop label, AOMG.

Does this make them C.E.Bros?

Why are you so stiff about it?

Jay Park the #1 stunna

Gay Park reaffirmed this week why he can't be trusted with social media with this Instagram/Twitter addition:

To quote Birdman himself, "cheesin like a winner"

Apparently, peeps got mad again. Seriously? Boy's gotta apologize for this?

Jay-Dragon are Real OG Kush Masters

Did you know Jay Park and G-Dragon were best friends? I did actually.

When GD first broke headlines with his marijuana scandal, I instantly knew which of the Kangsta Klique to blame for his infection. Jay motherfuckin' Park. GD had to get it somewhere, and who better to supply him with it than outcast Korean-American Jay Park. With a steady supply of the green, Jay Jay was more than happy to trade some of his greens for GD's greens if you know what I mean.

In any case, when GD uploaded this picture of the two of them toked out like the three mofos at the end of Pineapple Express, I wasn't surprised.

BLAZE des FUCKDOWN

Netizens replied: "Omo, I didn't know Jay Park oppa and GD oppa were friends!" "Too much swag to be held down by Korean societal judgement~" "JAY DRAGON IS BEST OTP," "WeedBros so cute~" "SWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAG," and "Jay Park should ditch that tiny cocksucker Dik2 and sign with YG Family!!"

Sharing a joint or two on Instagram might just be #yoloswag420 but we should all keep a weather eye on the horizon for potential collaborations. After all, this won't be the last we see of Jay-Druggin, I guarantee it.

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