Ever since the news broke that popular girl group T-ara would be adding an eighth member, Dani, to their ranks, nothing but shock and outrage has been expressed among both fans and the general public.
Core Contents Media, T-ara’s parent company, recently revealed how the young American became the newest bastardization of the group. “Dani was cast on the street by Kim Kwang Soo,” said a representative for CCM. “It was his first streetside casting in his 30-year-long career in entertainment. He usually prefers couch casting.”
Dani, who has lived in the United States since she was four years
old, had been visiting Korea to meet her parents. After seeing her
standing at a crosswalk, Kim Kwang Soo turned his car around when sexual fantasies of her wouldn’t leave his head, or his head, CCM revealed.
Although having no prior experience in singing or acting, nor any
desire to become a prostitute, KKS was confident he had discovered the girl to satisfy his
unpolished knob. Street castings, although popular ten years ago, have
fallen out of favor, as the police have watched more closely in recent years – with private auditions being the preferred method of
selecting new trainees.
Meanwhile, Dani, saying “I don’t want to take over BJ duties for the T-ara unnies”,
has pushed back her debut from July to December. She will have an
acting role in the new music video for T-ara, slated to be released
sometime in July.
