An Extremely Thorough Exploration of Lesbianism in Kpop – Part 2/?

Part 1 can be found here.

Once again, in the interests of comparison and standard-setting, each video’s lesbianism will be ranked on two metrics: how hot it is, and how convincing it is. They will be graded out of four (four scissors, obviously). Now let's get to the good stuff:

Rainbow Blaxx - Cha Cha

Fapcam Madness 4: "Cha Cha"

Fapcams are back.

In this edition, I will focus on dance covers of the quite good song "Cha Cha" released by the Rainbow subgroup Rainbow Blaxx (aka the best Rainbow: Jaekyung, Woori, Seungah, and Hyunyoung)

So here's "original" version:

[MV Review] Rainbow - Black Swan

RAINBOW'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

I'M NOT WORTHY

Jisook Truly Hits Rock Bottom, Jesus Take the Wheel

As Rainbow's unemployment continues, it becomes more and more important to the health and sanity of the individual members to find their own line of work and/or sugar daddy(ies??) to pay the bills.

Jaekyung, the bestest of them all, is a notable example of how to successfully navigate idol unemployment. She has found hosting gigs on semi-popular beauty shows, picked up several thousand hobbies, and generally seems to be enjoying her life outside of the idol world. Not to mention she's still as gorgeous as ever, I would know since I saw her at KCON. *~*

Jisook on the other hand is running into quite the few struggles.

At least she's cute.

Realizing that there's nothing left for her in this miserable idol world, she literally packed herself into a shopping back and prayed some rich, possibly attractive, hopefully not that old/ugly, preferably young but anyone rich would do even if it means he's a fat and old with a 2 inch penis, guy would pick her off the street and take care of her needs.

While the Hail Mary play isn't exactly the most stable or safe way to get back on her feet, I can see where she's coming from. Look at the desperation in her body language as she prepares to step into the bag. Look at the hopeless resignation in her eyes as she sits out in the hallway of some fancy hotel, waiting for an oppa to literally trip over her. Look at the blind faith in her clenched fist as she lets Jesus take the wheel and drag her away, hopefully to no broke bloke's apartment.

I feel you girl.

One Step Forward, 10 Steps Back

WHAT IN THE FUCK, DSP? First, we get a plenty faptacular teaser shot for Rainbow's impending cumback and expectations were high. I mean, sure they were probably all wearing strapless bras and just chillin', but the illusion was there of toplessness. And if you looked carefully, you could have even fooled your eye into spotting a cleavage or two. 

It was truly a teasing teaser. But DSP must have heard all the Korean netizens bitching about the sexy sex so in the second teaser we get this shit:

Yeah. Midriff-baring sweaters. Just barely avoiding the turtleneck crisis, they decided to cover up most of Rainbow's bodies and basically shit all over our dreams. Sure we get to ogle some wonderful abs and waists, but way to take one big step forward for all Rainbow stans and then 10 steps back into the fucking stone age.

Thanks a lot DSP.

Rainbow Makes Breast Teaser Ever

Okay so there's no breasts exposed at all in the latest teaser picture, but I just wanted to make the pun.

Jaekyung<3

DAT ASS IS A LIE?

A lot of today's newer KPop fans won't know who Rainbow are. Blasphemy I know, but it's been almost two years since the wonder of A.

Unf.

But who could blame them? After releasing Sweet Dream (criminally underrated song and MV in my opinion) in 2011, they dropped off most people's radars because of DSP's desire to have them blow up in Japan like KARA did. Sadly, that was not to be, and even an original Japanese release of Gonna Gonna Go! (my review here if you wanna walk down memory lane) could not stave off the nugudom. Last anyone heard of them in Korea at least was that hideous Rainbow Pixie subunit shit.

So with all this in mind, why are they suddenly back on our radar again? Jisook spilled some juicy beans that will either vindicate thousands of suspicions or shatter image 5ever.

[MV Review] Rainbow - Gonna Gonna Go!

Rainbow makes another foray into the Japanese market with their first original song "Gonna Gonna Cum Go!"