Fanservice is Cool, Feat. Fei and Min

There is literally nothing wrong with this picture.

Fei is a perfect human being. That is all.

The official and completely scientific Kpopalypse colour blindness test

I'm colour blind.  Apparently, this is a completely fucking fascinating subject to absolutely everyone, judging by the amount of questions that I get asked about it when people find out.  To cater to this incredible fascination, this post will include some awesome colour blindness facts (so if I get any more annoying questions about it I can just link people to here instead of answering them directly over and over) and also a test so you can test your own colour blindness - with k-pop, of course!

Jia Joins JYP Twerk Team

Jia recently uploaded her audition tape for JYP's unofficial offical Twerk Team on Instagram!

Aside from her friend stealing 80% of the spotlight, and Fei casually sauntering in like the bad bitch she is... I'd say between her and Min, JYP has the groundwork laid for a Twerking Subunit!

LOL JK, JIA'S HORRIBLE. SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE BASEMENT AND INTERN UNDER MIN SOME MORE.

Fei can get it though, unf.

Jia Gets Flamed for Stupidest "Scandal" Yet

Miss A's Jia uploaded some harmless photos of herself riding on an airport cart online and people are making a big deal out of it.

Pretty much everyone and their mothers have done this "stunt" at least once in their lives, so for netizens to be making a big deal out of this stupefies me. I've seen some stupid scandals in my time but this has to take the cake.

HyoMin is NEW OTP

Dispatch shows the fucker who took that shitty picture of Clara and GD allegedly doing the bump and grind at the club how REAL paparazzi shots are taken, and it is GLORIOUS.

OH MY GOD

That right there is Hyoyeon and Min getting their grind on at the club. With each other~!

Queen of Twerk

After fruitless years of searching for a KPop idol who knows how to twerk it, after making countless gifs of bootyshaking that only pale next to the real deal, I have finally found the Holy Grail.

((Source: @therealminnn))

Fei is the Best Right Now

Fei unnie is the best in Miss A but that stupid fat whore Suzy hogs all the attention. Fei unnie's like the prettiest member with like the hottest body and like jjangbakiest looks.

It's like not even fair how like deep in Suzy's shadow Fei unnie is. I wish like Fei unnie could get like some attention from people but like at the same time I like don't want people to like know how sexy and cute and funny Fei unnie is. Ugh, it's like so tough to be like a SayA but like only for Fei unnie.

Sometimes I like wish Fei unnie would like break off from like Miss A and like go solo and like be the best like Chinese princess of  like all of KPop. She's like way jjangbakier than that stupid stick girl Victoria anyway. So like share the love for Fei unnie, but like not too much cause I want her to be like big but like not so big that like disgusting boys are going to masturbate to her cause that's like gross you know?

Poster Sex is Bad

It seems like most fanboys don't really do much craziness to talk about. Normally, they'll just say retarded/cheesy shit on par with the average fangirl, buy weird shit, and fap to weird shit. Fairly tame stuff that keeps them occupied in their rooms mostly and out of the way of the world.

Every now and then though, one daring fanboy will take his love out on tha streets and proclaim it to the world.

"I don't like where this is going..."

[MV REVIEW] Miss A - I don't need a man

Why Can't Suzy Hold All These Feels?

As you all know, Suzy has built a long illustrious career of fat whoring all over KPop. She loves it, we love it, but her fangirls don't. Every time we bring it up, there's always some naive stan accusing us of being antis. 

EVERYONE RAGED WHEN WE FIRST TOLD YOU GUYS THAT SUZY WAS A FAT WHORE, BUT NOW WE HAVE MORE PROOF.

MTE, TOP.

[MV Review] Miss A - Touch

The Queens of the Fapdance make their comeback with TOUCH. Will they continue to hold onto their title? Full review after the jump.