Suzy's Cuts

It's time for another Kpopalypse fanfiction!

POSITIVE post: 3 people who I like in k-pop right now

I've recently been alerted to the fact that some people think my k-pop blogging is "negative" and that I'm just hating on everything I can for cheap jokes and generally getting off on being a rude and unpleasant person.  Gosh, what a strange perception.  This is obviously untrue as clearly someone who genuinely hated k-pop wouldn't spend so much time writing about it, so why are some people so easily confused about this?

Yura Gay for Suzy, Netizens Don't Approve

Yura of Girl's Day was spotted this past weekend ogling Miss A's Suzy during the Idol Olympics event.

Lee Seung Gi Grabs the Bae Suzy

How anyone thought Suzy could pretend to be a boy, let alone think giving her another prominent drama role was a good idea, is beyond me. I mean come on, her face isn't mannish, she's very attractive in the traditional feminine sense, and she's not built like a beanpole. 

Whatever the logic is, Lee Seung Gi still manages to get to second base in one of the latest episodes of whatever  shit they're starring in at the moment.

HOW IS THAT AT ALL BOYISH?

Poster Sex is Bad

It seems like most fanboys don't really do much craziness to talk about. Normally, they'll just say retarded/cheesy shit on par with the average fangirl, buy weird shit, and fap to weird shit. Fairly tame stuff that keeps them occupied in their rooms mostly and out of the way of the world.

Every now and then though, one daring fanboy will take his love out on tha streets and proclaim it to the world.

"I don't like where this is going..."

Bora and Suzy twerk it out

On a recent episode of Invincible Youth 2 (ie: No One Gives a Shit Youth), Bora, Suzy, comedian Kim Shin Young and some chick I don't care about made an exercise video. The workout combines dances from the girls' groups (a move from "So Cool" and one from "Breathe") coupled with squatting and some floor exercises. Basically, what Suzy normally does in her bedroom.

[UPDATE] One Does Not Simply Reject a Fat Whore

When last we heard of our intrepid fat whore Suzy(<3), she was attempting to peddle her wares at Ian Somerhalder.

Some shit must have gone down, cause Suzy ain't happy.

"YA DON'T SAAAAAAAAAY."

[MV REVIEW] Miss A - I don't need a man

Why Can't Suzy Hold All These Feels?

As you all know, Suzy has built a long illustrious career of fat whoring all over KPop. She loves it, we love it, but her fangirls don't. Every time we bring it up, there's always some naive stan accusing us of being antis. 

EVERYONE RAGED WHEN WE FIRST TOLD YOU GUYS THAT SUZY WAS A FAT WHORE, BUT NOW WE HAVE MORE PROOF.

MTE, TOP.