A few people have asked me over the last few weeks if I had any thoughts about the SM/Woollim merger. If you're one of those three people, this post is for you. If not, I'll try and make it entertaining enough that you don't fall asleep while reading it, although if you feel the need to slice open the veins on your forearm and pour caffeine directly into the gaping wound just to keep your eyes open during this shit, I won't blame you. I certainly melted down and mainlined a bunch of Cadburys just to write this.
