Halloween is still months away, but I saw something recently that frightened me to my very core. No, it wasn't the first of
Hara's "Choco Chip Cookie" stages.
It was something much worse.
Boy group animal "plushies." (I can't even type that word without quotes, because it disgusts me so much.) Basically, they are the most obnoxious pieces of cutesy bullshit ever. And most of them don't even look anything like the idols they're portraying.
Do not scroll down if you're feeling suicidal. I don't want this post to be the thing that finally pushes you over the edge. That's what family's for.
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| Die. |
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| Die quicker. |
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| Die by that bear's hand. |
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| Oh, fine, just kill me instead. |
