Korea's new secret plan to keep Dokdo: Kwanghee

Dokdo, an island off the coast of Korea, has long been a source of tension between the Korean and the Japanese. The two countries have been in conflict over the ownership over the island especially for the past couple of years. Koreans have done everything in their power to fight off Japanese hands. Recently, Korea decided to build a Navy pier on nearby Ulleung Island to provide military defense, but unbeknownst to the general public until now, Korea has unveiled their new secret weapon....

The fucking ugliest Korean alive. Kwang hee.

Korea secret intelligence decided to first bring their secret weapon to Africa for a test run to see how innocent civilians would react to his bareface. After 91% of the children had to be treated for post traumatic stress disorder, and 73% of adults spontaneously forgot to breathe, Korea Secret Intelligence considered the mission a success and subsequently put a protective bag over his head to prevent further damage. Kwang hee is scheduled to be shipped to Dokdo 2012 to keep away all Japanese diplomats, gov't officials, and most importantly, the military. 

Bonus: Kwanghee's daily facial routine: