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Thursday, May 9, 2013

Sometimes things don't always work out the way you want them

Hey Fish Faggots!

Apparently Snoop Dog met Minzy the other day. I didn't read the article at Soompi (I never do) but I'm guessing from the pictures they traded food recipes, snuggled, watched Good Burger, then smoked two flatty boombatty blunts.Then at night, Snoop took Minzy to his bed, whipped out his big black penis and ballz and began thrusting it deep down  Minzy's luscious creamy white butthole and mouth. As he thrusted (and I assure you he thursted hard as fuck ), I am 100% positive Minzy gagged and threw up all over his nuts and butthole. Then she smoked more weed to get the taste of jizz and curly pubes out of her mouth! 

U Jelly!? U should be....you'll never get to put it in her booty like Snoop did the other day!

Consequently, I'm guessing his dick was so big it stretched her voice box out too--next 2ne1 album I swear to Jesus Christ her voice will sound a lot deeper than it already is. That's what big black penises, weed, and Good Burger do to poor little teenage Korean girls. U mad!?


Who are we kidding? There was no sex advancements from any party? Snoop Dogg probably gave her advice on how to rap her mouth around his balls and perform oral sex.