Ill get to the douche "biker" concept in a bit.
They were so awkward, Im not really sure what it was that did them in, but there was quite a bit. I get that the choreographer wanted to try something sexy ala RDR (which was also tragic in the "dance sexy" department), but this was just awful.
I think one of the problems is that most and when I say most I mean about 7 of these girls can't dance for shit. We all know that Hyoyeon or as she is so affectionately known, Hyogre (which btw, is really mean lol) is the best dancer in this group,she isn't the best ever but with this bunch, she might as well be Michael Jackson.They had her hidden away in the back,kinda like how Princess Fiona was locked in that tall tower, with only a few seconds of screen time. I thought that the one who looks like a mouse, what's her face Taeyson,Taeyoen Taeyeon or however you spell it,did pretty good as well. The rest looked like they were trying hard to remember which move is next, "Omo what do I do next? Oh the awkward dry humping move,that my boney ass (here's looking at you Sooyoung) can't do properly."
For the sake of visuals they kept the "prettiest" girls in the middle,which is a very SME thing to do,but it backfired,because they were the worst of the bunch and all you wanted to do was look away.
The concept was hahahahahahaha! I thought it was a little ridonk.
They were "biker chicks" with Jean cut-offs and leather and bikes and shit,but then they hit us with jersey guidettes,with the leopard print tights and big hair.
WHAT WAS THIS FUCKERY?
If you've got gifs please share,Im to damn lazy to make any.
Edit (Suckmydee) :
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| Sunny being the photo bomb/video bomb that she is. No surprises there. The biker -chic look on her just fails horribly, good thing she didn't incorporate any of her barf-inducing aegyo. Is it me or she looks like a farmer's wife who just came back from milking the cows? |
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| The last time I saw someone walk like that was a cross-dresser in Picadilly Circus (London) or a person with STD's. ...or the former could have been her. Furthermore, I spot Sones spazzing over how 'daebak' and 'jjang' (English speakers who use romanized Hangul constantly...I'll give you a badge with a fail logo on it for free.) the MV is on Tumblr and 6theory. Anyone who disagrees with the Scientology cult whoops, I mean Sonetology cult with their ever-so-threatening 'power of 9' banner...hide yo kids and yo wife is all I have to say. |
