Teen Top E-Thuggin It for New Teaser

Teen Top are soon to return to the KPop scene with a full-length album are revving up the good ol' hype machine to prepare. The latest teaser had me confused, then immediately embarrassed for them when it popped up in my various feeds.

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The concept must be e-thuggin', cause I can't think of any other reason why they would be dressed up in prisoners' coveralls and given these terrible usernames. For those of you unfamiliar with Teen Top:

• CAP --> MUSTANG82
• Niel --> FULLLIPS12
• L.Joe --> GANGJOE11 
• Chunji --> SCATTY77
• Changjo --> WANNABESUN99 
• Ricky --> OOMPH27

Yeah. I have no idea who came up with their names, but I want to give these guys the benefit of the doubt and say some bonehead on the PR Team made these up. I can't imagine anyone calling themselves SCATTY on purpose. And WANNABESUN99 ain't got no swag, dawg. I can't believe no one's has any alternating caps or Xs or even underscores! xXx_YoLoSwAg420_xXx or Xx_k0rEaPRYDEbLaZeIt_xX or Oo_69yinyanGGangsta69_oO have waaaaaaaay more swag than this shit.

Oh well, it could have been worse. I don't think anything will ever top Don't Spray Perfume's terrible teasers.