Oh Prophet...what have you become?

Anyone catching up on IRIS 2 news would probably have figured by now that KARA's Jiyoung decided to kick the bucket and preferred having group sex with her fellow members in Japan, probably somewhere at a hotel in the red-light areas of Tokyo, Kyoto or Osaka (I know this is what you all KARA fanboys would want). Hell, maybe even invite a few of their Rainbow labelmates to join in. But that's beside the point

Going by the title, some of y'all may know who I'm talking about. Or not. But what the hell, the delusion is what matters.

I agree about Eunjung being a decent actress with Kim Soohyun and that the Fat Whore and Doucheyeon should fuck off from acting for the rest of their lives (2PM is also pretty stale and irrelevant so to say they're a national boy band seems pretty off though). I truly do. That's a damn given that I'd give you a medal for.

But the more I read this, the more it seems like you're claiming T-ara are super idol actresses or some shit.

Jay-Dragon are Real OG Kush Masters

Did you know Jay Park and G-Dragon were best friends? I did actually.

When GD first broke headlines with his marijuana scandal, I instantly knew which of the Kangsta Klique to blame for his infection. Jay motherfuckin' Park. GD had to get it somewhere, and who better to supply him with it than outcast Korean-American Jay Park. With a steady supply of the green, Jay Jay was more than happy to trade some of his greens for GD's greens if you know what I mean.

In any case, when GD uploaded this picture of the two of them toked out like the three mofos at the end of Pineapple Express, I wasn't surprised.

BLAZE des FUCKDOWN

Netizens replied: "Omo, I didn't know Jay Park oppa and GD oppa were friends!" "Too much swag to be held down by Korean societal judgement~" "JAY DRAGON IS BEST OTP," "WeedBros so cute~" "SWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAG," and "Jay Park should ditch that tiny cocksucker Dik2 and sign with YG Family!!"

Sharing a joint or two on Instagram might just be #yoloswag420 but we should all keep a weather eye on the horizon for potential collaborations. After all, this won't be the last we see of Jay-Druggin, I guarantee it.

Chuck-oppa Readies Most Flamboyant Comeback This Side of Jo Kwon

Our very own founder of Antikpopfangirl is ready to make his triumphant comeback to the KPop world!!

In addition to a solo mini album release, Chuck has announced plans for a mini-concert and fan-meeting as well. Titled "Your My & Mine," Chuck hopes to rekindle the flames of love his fans have kept strong for him in his trying time of absence.

Check out his teaser pics after the jump~

"I'm so fab, it's painful for me."
Click to EXPAND

[MV Review] GLAM - I Like That

You wouldn't think that I would be in the mood to listen to another idol song this week after SNSD tortured me with I Got Multiple Personality Disorder. However, I remember enjoying GLAM's song about carpet munching, commonly known as Party XXO. I didn't have anything to lose since my expectations for any song coming out this week were vastly lowered.

Baek Ji Young - Hate

After SNSD dumped in all of our ears, Baek Ji Young knew that our ears needed to be healed, so she teamed up with Yiruma and released an awesome song. If SNSD's I Got A Boy could be compared to two fucking fat midgets rubbing vomit and shit all over each other, Baek Ji Young's Hate would be steamy hot lesbian sex between Han Ye Seul, Han Ji Min and Lee Na Young in comparison.

Yes, this is one of those "I think this is fucking awesome, just listen to it" articles.

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[MV Review] SNSD - I Got Multiple Personality Disorder

Short review: ???????
Longer review: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!
Detailed review: After the jump.