Hyori, Please Shut The Fuck Up

Thank You Based God

Nana. Topless. 

Imagination. Bless.

EXO's Wolf -- Korea's Cure For Depression

I received a heartwarming email from a Korean adult, one year removed from high school, who wishes to remain anonymous. As you guys know, high school is basically a prison in Korea. The stress there is extremely high and their whole lives are dictated by the results of one test. In order to get into more prestigious universities, many Koreans will take 1-2 years to study in order to retake the test just so they can have a better life. The letter is after the jump.

100% Goes Shirtless! Inb4 Who Da Fuq is 100%

So the MEN in 100% are going shirtless for a current photo--much to the enjoyment of fangurls. They are seen smiling and huddled together in tight leather jeans, sparkly belt buckles, black boots, shredded ties, and backpack straps for their laptops. This is a very masculine photo if I may say so myself. It reminds me of my friends: I truly enjoy getting together with old high school pals and dressing in my tightest pants--enough that my balls get all contorted--all while shirtless and sweaty. Seriously, it's a pleasure to undress myself with my friends in the room-viewing and smelling their nipples and bellies. I so love the smell of their arm pit stench wafting through my nostrils! Love how their skin looks and how their sweat makes my loins feel. Thinking about this photo above and all my best male friends, I can't help but quiver in my chair right now.

Oh god. FAP! I am 100% horny right now thinking of males without shirts. Seriously I think I'm 100% gay now. Is it gay if I fap to 100%???? Please tell me no! I don't think I want to be 100% homosexual.....maybe only 33.33333333333333333333% How am I going to hide my hard-on at this elementary school?     たすけて!

The Gloss Causing French Fans To Lose Their Shit

This is another Kpop idol group set to debut, but with a twist: THERE'S A MOTHER FUCKING FRENCH CUNT IN THE GROUP!!!!!!!!1111111 As the master race, Koreans have no respect for the fucking French because back in 1866, France, who was somehow a superpower at one point, tried attacking backwards-as-fuck-still-living-in-the-1600s-Korea and France got their asses kicked. Now they're trying to ruin Kpop by adding a French girl to a Kpop group!!!!!!!!!!11111

EXO Fan Stampede

So, people sent me this video and I don't see what the big fucking deal is. You can hear in the video "찍지마" being said over and over, yet the uploader continued to film them while ignoring them. Seeing as this girl seemingly already knew how batshit crazy Korean teenage girls are when it comes to their oppas, this outcome should have been expected.

Shinhwa's This Love

Shinhwa returns with their 11th album, The Classic, and are doing a great service by winning #1 on music shows. At a time where shit from 4minute, Lee Hyori, and B1A4 (seriously, who the fuck is this group?!) are charting near the top, Shinhwa comes back at the right time to restore some respect for the mainstream idol market.