An Open Letter to Hyomin

What. The Fuck.

Dear Hyomin.

I have been a T-ara fan for many years. I have always supported my unnies, but I couldn't just let this one go. I am shocked and saddened to find out that you have turned into a slut. I remember back in the "Like a First Time" days when you were very pretty and appealing without resorting to taking your shirt off and balancing on the floor like some kind of disgusting slutty seal. To think I respected you and admired you and bought a signed "Nice Body" album. I want you to know I burned it. No, not like I made a copy of it. I put it in the trashcan and burned it to ashes.

Cosmic Girls - Catch Me Teaser

Aww yeah, the MV teaser for "Catch Me" looks good. The fancams from their first performance were good, and Cheng Xiao's will be featured on Friday. The teaser is good, but I could do without the T-ara effects. That shit is getting older than dinosaur turds.

I'm mainly excited because it's another promising girl group to usher in the new era (Red Velvet, Twice, Oh My Girl, Lovelyz, Girlfriend, Sonamoo, Mamamoo and maybe some others like CLC and Laboum).

Anyway, watch Cheng Xiao either be ignored like Victoria was for her first couple of years or everywhere like Tzuyu. We shouldn't have to worry about a retarded controversy with Cheng Xiao since she's from the mainland, but who the fuck knows, this is K-pop, land of the retarded controversies.

Henry Tries to be a One Piece Character

You see Henry has put a lot of work into his upper body. Then you realize the UCAAD has always skipped leg day. Is Henry trying to be a One Piece character?

[MV Review] Brave Girls - Deepened

Brave Girls, with a massive member change, came out of Brave Brothers' dungeon after about three years. It took me a while to find out what the fuck people meant when they were calling this song "Deepened" because it doesn't match the Korean title at all. First world problems here, yo.

Sunday Shitpost #12

Another Sunday, another Sunday Shitpost. Pictured above is Cheng Xiao of the soon-to-be-debuted Cosmic Girls.

GFriend Exposes a Hilarious (and Horrifying) Belief Of Korean Teenagers

Who would've thought it would have been GFriend to spawn this ...

So GFriend was on a show called "My Little Television" where the group went to a guy's house and found toilet paper next to his computer. The jokes write themselves, and the GFriend members were not shy in making some non-extreme fap jokes. Now when I first heard this, I laughed because, well, a group like GFriend making fap jokes is funny. Of course, nothing can be enjoyed these days without people on Pann bitching about how problematic it is.

However, the comments are a step above the regular idiocy that we've come to expect ...

Saturday Shitfest #37

Cosmic Girls are about to debut, and I mainly have my attention on them because of Cheng Xiao.