Monday, February 13, 2012

CCM, You Bastards.


Say what you will about CCM, but they are either extremely market-savvy trolls or incredibly lucky sons-of-bitches.

Problem?
What other company manages to avoid alienating its entire fanbase when they repeatedly fail to meet deadlines or deliver on promises? Only a company like CCM would be able to sweep something like Jiyeon's striptease or Hwayoung's nipslip under the rug so well that no media outlet even remembers it happened, stymieing anti-fans' attempts to slander CCM's name.

CCM isn't satisfied with trolling fans and anti-fans alike, oh no. They gotta step things up to stay relevant in the trolling game against their rival YG and up-and-coming troll rookie SM. CCM takes things to the next level by trolling its own groups too.

CCM's insane troll logic somehow put together the idea that debuting a new boy band in today's over-saturated idol market with a swaggajacked concept like Lovey Dovey+ was a good idea. Nothing about this debut suggests SPEED has what it takes to stay relevant against the 2012 rookies, let alone the firmly established A-listers in the business. And don't forget about poor Hwayoung not even getting a shred of screentime in her one semi-solo outing apart from T-ara.

But the best part about SPEED's song choice and debut? CCM gets to milk EVEN MOAR money outta Koreans by essentially repackaging the song to target the rest of the demographics T-ara missed the first time around.

If SPEED decides to promote Lovey Dovey+ on music programs, we could have the same song performed TWICE in the same program! People who hated the original song could get massively trolled by having SPEED continue where T-ara left off when T-ara wraps up THEIR Lovey Dovey promos!!

23 comments:

  1. needs more gifs. here, this will help you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQZ1-zxq-w0

    its ccm related

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  2. You're trying hard to troll fans about this SPEED and LOVEY DOVEY. Get your fact right before writing. Lovey Dovey is not SPEED's debut song. They just do it for fun /warming up/tease before officially debut (Only God Know when it will happen). Another topic, please...

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    1. Apparently it's March~ :D
      But yeah, not their debut song.

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  3. Good investigative article as usual.I believe that CCM is actually a....mob. Gang. Mafia.

    What happened with guy who leaked Jiyeons video? Eaten by fish?
    Have You seen T-aras manager? Yes the guy with "Im yakuza" written on his huge forehead?
    Why is T-ara on every single channel EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY?
    T-aras multi billion 20 minutes long MVs...hmmmmm

    Just watch TV next couple of months,i bet 100₩ that Speed oppars will be everywhere!

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    1. All of those companies are associated with the yakuza, especially sme. It is the reason why they can sale over 500k in Japan and are always welcomed with open arms. Most businesses are disguised covert operations ran by gangs who can easily fabricate sales and profits.

      All one needs to do is look no further than the fake YouTube views to be hinted how money is falsely laundered out. Partners get paid for FAKE views in a similar fashion like those companies get paid for exaggerated sales and profits by the media THEY OWN. Ask yourself - Can you honestly track down and find every single supposedly sold product in this world? The Internet just makes things more convenient for them just as the YouTube views implies.

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  4. "Only a company like CCM would be able to sweep something like Jiyeon's striptease or Hwayoung's nipslip under the rug so well that no media outlet even remembers it happened"
    Don't forget Kangho the rapist. :3

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  5. the funniest thing about SPEED is the name itself. It's insane to copy the name with the exact Capital letters way to type it from a legendary Japanese ex-idol group that's currently active. LAZY.

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  6. SPEED...makes me think of the drug which is probably what they were on to have made such a shitty song and badly editted video tbh.

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  7. And not giving T-ara even a single vacation since their debut or even a single day of rest since 2011 summer. Come to think of it, about a month or so before T-ara's debut, Qri was 'introduced' to CCM's CEO aka Kim Kwang Su. Right....'introduce'. Sound fishy? Qri doesn't have any talent whatsover - just one 'introduction' to the big boss and poof, she gets put into a group.

    I wouldn'd mind if someone planted and detonated a bomb in the guy's office. Or kidnap and put him in some kind of booby trap with some psycho watching from a camera....oh wait..

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    1. I heard that it was Hyomin who "introduced" Qri to KKS. So apart from being a seizure inducing video making troll, Hyomin is also a pimp. She practically pimped Qri to KKS.....what a whore

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    2. I "heard" it was qri's old company who introduce her to KKS... not sure about being hyomin the one who pimped her...

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    3. Hyomin don't even know who is Qri before Qri joined the group...She thought Qri is a foreigner when they first met. I don't know from where you heard that stupid info. My advise is don't believe a info or fact especially from Indonesian on twitter or their fanclub . They love to spreading a false rumour because they always mistranlated everything.

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    4. or from pinoy tweets or fanclubs especially.

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    5. PINOYs don't use twitter you nigga. Pinoys are all psychics and the use of twitter to communicate their thoughts are being viewed as redundant.

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    6. They can think??? Wow today i learned

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    7. ^ THAT MEANS YOU'VE LEARNT MORE THAN ANY PINOY EVAR HAS

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  8. I think you need to insert a gif of Jiyeon giving KKS some good head to back up your point. In fact, that might just become the whole point of your article. #truefacts

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  9. I seriously want to go for CCM.

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    1. Dangit. CCM sucks at engrish grammar so they won't mind my own slip ups then.

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