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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Lol Korea are you for real

I see that Korea is finally ready to embrace the 21st century and is debuting a tittie girl group. I'm all excited, thinking even if they're a group of G.nas that'd be ok I can still paper bag it, aaaaaaand then I get this shit.


^THEY GIVE SNSD A RUN FOR WORST SYNCHRONIZATION

What the hell is this, where's the boobs, if you're going to debut them as "the boob group" at least put them in some flattering clothing, k? Holy sheeeeet it's an entire group of butterfaced Jung Juris.

I don't like getting trolled by Korea, and damn this was a low blow.

“We joined our company after we saw a notice saying they’re looking for tall singers. Once all of the members came together, we all averaged 170 cm in height, and all had D-cup breasts as well. We’ll be using that as our differentiating factor, and thus debut in the industry with our sexiness.”

Damn they make Hyuna look like one of those nuns from the Sound of Music.