There hasn't been a Phominuteslut post in a while, which makes me sad.
I came across some lovely pictures of Hyena which inspired me to write an improvised version of the classic Christmas carol.
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better load your tranquillisers
I'm telling you why
Hyena unnir is coming to town.
She's making a list,
Checking it twice;
She's gonna turn you into her snack whether you're naughty or nice.
Hyena unnir is coming to town.
Animal instincts activated YAYER.
Hawt.
