Monday, November 14, 2011

Phominuteslut, Phominutesluttttttttttttttttt. It's a Phominuteslut post yo. ♥

There hasn't been a Phominuteslut post in a while, which makes me sad.

I came across some lovely pictures of Hyena which inspired me to write an improvised version of the classic Christmas carol.

You better watch out 
You better not cry 
You better load your tranquillisers
I'm telling you why 
Hyena unnir is coming to town. 

She's making a list, 
Checking it twice; 
She's gonna turn you into her snack whether you're naughty or nice. 
Hyena unnir is coming to town. 

Animal instincts activated YAYER.


Anyways, our beloved Queens Of Engrish Phominutesluts recently released their Japanese MV for 'Ready Go', which sounds like pure drivel. Then again most of their songs have been sounding like that since 'Huh'. I'm surprised that my Queens Of Engrish haven't disbanded yet since they are pretty much at this point Cube Ent.'s bastard child, just like how Fail(x) is SMent's bastard child. Poor things, lord have mercy on such failures.

The MV has been the usual deal : gyrate on the floor, Hyena once again showcases what an absolute failure of a rapper or a fast talker she is with her annoying chipmunk like voice. Then you have the other 4 back up dancers who well, umm sing a bit, gyrate on the floor, sing again and there you have it : a typical Phominuteslut MV!

We have some screencaps.

Fixing a wedgie? The back up dancer will tell you how it's done in a sexy manner.
It's okay, everyone gets period cramps.

This was our beloved author Ahjusshi's (who's affectionately known as Bob) response.

Go Bawbbbb go!

A Phominuteslut post wouldn't be a Phominuteslut post without some pure unadulterated engrish.

So I'll leave you with this.

Forever a classic.

Will indeed be played at my wedding and other significant events in my life.

So beautiful :')

We're just not worthy of their awesomeness.

Okay I will.


  1. The lack of any sort of ass whatsoever in that last gif disturbs me. It's quite disappointing really.

  2. I dont know why, but I was cracking the fuck up at Bawbs picture.
    Ass, what ass. You cant have an ass when you weight less then 50kg, unless youre like 4 feet flat....

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  4. thats a friggin scary pic of hyuna. is she into vampirical acts, blood drinking rituals or sumtin?? trololol

  5. best part of the video

  6. Haha I freaking love the tags


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