Showing posts with label Worst debut song of the year?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Worst debut song of the year?. Show all posts

Monday, August 22, 2011

I'M HERE FOR ERIC OPPAR AND ERIC OPPAR ONLY BITCHES!


Yeah we get it that you're watching this to fap to Eric oppar and his stache but these Youtube thumbs up whores need to come up with something new, shit gets old real quick.

Now that's sorted let's get to reviewing the song & the MV.

  1. Now I'm not a bandwagon autotune/synthesizer hater since I do love me some delicious electro-pop (Capsule f'yeah) but this is so beyond fail it isn't even funny. It sounds like some shitty Euro-pop that SM likes to remake and give to Fail(x) for the lulz of it. If the beat was decent the distorted vocals wouldn't have been much of a problem since I'm pretty used to Jpop songs that incorporate distorted voices to make them sound super kawaii.
  2. That thing at 0:57 scares me, it's bad enough that she looks like the trannylicious version of SNSD's Sunny...furthermore it really doesn't help that her voice makes me want to kill a kitten or castrate Kwanghee. 
  3. There is an ahjumma in the group at 1:13. Now what I don't get is why the fuck is she wearing that ensemble when she looks about my mother's age? I do not want to see my mother wearing something as horrid as that nor do I want to see someone who could possibly pass as my mother wear something as ridiculous as that. Like come on, haven't we all been trolled by JYP's plastic pants enough? Stylists who work with these oldies...please just stop. Our eyes do not wished to be constantly gauged in concentrated hydrochloric acid. Lord have mercy on our souls.
  4. As expected, Eric was arguably the best thing about the MV. However his monotonous part reminded me of LMFAO...not sure if that's something good or bad, it's just umm...there?
Now I do realize that it's their debut song and I should give them another chance since most rookies have some atrocious tracks when they debut e.g. Chi Chi, which eventually gets refined (hopefully) over a span of a few months, therefore keeping that in mind I will choose to be indifferent towards them until they come up with some better material.

If it's true that Eric produced this then....lololololol fail. Please do stick to making fangirls jizz, save us the ear rape bro.