Best of the Worst: March 17, 2016

Hello kpop lovers and random passersby. In today's edition of Best of the Worst, we've got grannies dancing to kpop, the creepiest idol group idea ever, and Hyunseung continuing his streak of being problematic.

Idols and their sponsors

Every Kpop site except for us is talking about the prostitution ring...and these are my feelings about it.

DHM - Beedong

Okay, the name just for this singer is confusing. It is DHM, short for Dou Hua Mei, but that's just her stage name. She's probably more known as her real name, Tsai (Cai) Huang Ru, but her English name is Mini Tsai. Confused yet? Well, I bet your penis/vagina isn't, because she's hot, so that's all that really matters.

Queen Jiyoung takes her throne

We all heard Radio, which was fairly divisive, but now she just dropped two bomb tracks along with it. The youtube for the first, "I'm Just Not Into You," is blocked for many people so here is a link to the official vevo. She also has a song called "Up in the Air" which is fabulous. She pretty much just made everyone her bitch with these tracks. Hello knetz who hated on her for being sick of just doing aegyo all the time. Let her move on and this is the gold you get. You shall trust your queen. (and Sony production values) Hopefully this is a sign of things to come in a long and prosperous solo career. She has been through enough bullshit and put in the work to earn it.

Suzy's Cuts

It's time for another Kpopalypse fanfiction!

Make K-Pop Great Again

"I promise you, we're going to make K-Pop great again. I'm going to stop the one of the men behind its current decline," exclaimed Donald Trump as many of his supporters cheered him on. He was at another campaign rally, this time in Korea. There were tens of thousands of Koreans lined up outside, anticipating Trump would finally get rid of idols in Korea.

At the snap of his fingers, two men carried in a man bound to a chair and blindfolded. The two men sat the chair down beside Trump and removed the blindfold. Trump pointed at the man. "This guy is enabling the problem, so we must stop him at all costs."

The crowd was silent, as they had no idea who this guy was. Trump cleared his throat and started again. "This man welcomes the influx of immigrants in K-Pop! These foreign idols are taking jobs away from Koreans! Hello, it's called K-Pop, not A-Pop for Asian Pop!" The crowd started cheering, as many of the people in the crowd naturally hated groups like EXO that had plenty of Chinese members.

"Look how well importing idols from China did for EXO. Half of the group is gone now. What a disgrace. Have you see Wu Yifan's face? No way he could ever become a celebrity without SM. Now that traitorous cockbag is making money in China."

Thunderous applause erupted from the crowd as the Koreans started chanting "Trump! Trump! Trump!" Trump was smiling as the crows kept chanting his name.

"The first thing we must do is to exterminate traitors to the Korean people!" yelled Trump as he pointed back at the man. "We must get rid of Anti Kpop-Fangirl!"

Momo and Kei Eat Jokbal

Momo finally got two of her wishes fulfilled. She got to eat a lot of jokbal while going out on a date with another female. I would not be surprised if Momo told Kei "I want to dip this jokbal into a cup of your pussy juices." KeiMo OTP 2016.