In the teaser article, I listed T-ara N4's Countryside Life as the song I was most anticipating and the MV was semi-hard erection on the flaccidity scale. Somehow I was right, but for reasons that I didn't expect. The review is after the jump.
Monday, April 29, 2013
[MV Review] T-ara N4 - Countryside Life
In the teaser article, I listed T-ara N4's Countryside Life as the song I was most anticipating and the MV was semi-hard erection on the flaccidity scale. Somehow I was right, but for reasons that I didn't expect. The review is after the jump.
Sunday, April 28, 2013
[Exposé] Chunji's On-Air Boner
Some of you may have complained that there has been too much male-centric fanservice on AKF lately, and for good reason. There's been a plethora of fap material for those partial to the feminine curves, but let it not be said that AKF doesn't listen to the voice of the people.
For those of you not in the know, Teen Top's Chunji was caught on air trying to suppress an awfully awkward boner.
For those of you not in the know, Teen Top's Chunji was caught on air trying to suppress an awfully awkward boner.
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Sunhwa is looking fine
Seeing these Sunhwa photos reminded me of when David used to find Sunhwa really hot before he turned gay and started fapping to Wooyoung. No, this is a true story.
Are Mexicans Illegally Crossing the DMZ into South Korea?
Oh wait, that's just Naeun looking like a Mexican bitch now.
Not only is this the first lesbian couple on WGM, this is the first international couple with someone of a Hispanic ethnicity.
I think I may have solved an unanswered question that no one had asked in the first place.
Not only is this the first lesbian couple on WGM, this is the first international couple with someone of a Hispanic ethnicity.
I think I may have solved an unanswered question that no one had asked in the first place.
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Teaser Galore - T-ara N4, Hello Venus, Secret, Po Minute, Lee Hyori
While I generally don't write articles about teasers (since teasers are usually lies and get our hopes up for nothing), there are a lot of teasers showcasing some comebacks I'm interested in seeing.
There will be two scales for these teasers. The first one will be the standard 1-5 scale. This scale will rate how much I'm looking forward to listening to the song. The second scale is the flaccidity scale. The scale will be: renob, flaccid, semi-erection, rock-hard erection. Why? Well, because these are all girl group/solo artist comebacks, my penis will assess whether or not the comeback is worth looking forward to alongside my ears.
Teasers after the jump.
There will be two scales for these teasers. The first one will be the standard 1-5 scale. This scale will rate how much I'm looking forward to listening to the song. The second scale is the flaccidity scale. The scale will be: renob, flaccid, semi-erection, rock-hard erection. Why? Well, because these are all girl group/solo artist comebacks, my penis will assess whether or not the comeback is worth looking forward to alongside my ears.
Teasers after the jump.
Cho Yong Pil - Hello
Okay, I'm assuming 99% of the Kpop fans who read this blog have never heard of Cho Yong Pil, and I'm assuming 99.99% of general Kpop fans have never heard of him. Well, he's a legend for a reason. Surprisingly, Verbal Jint brought his A game in his verse. VJ has been phoning it in for the past few years, sucking major shit in his recent releases.
On unrelated news, I'll review some idol MVs this weekend. There's only going to be a few hundred people who even read this article, so I'm hoping that at least some of the readers enjoy a non-idol song.
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