CAO NI MA FREEDOM CELEBRATION POST

Sulli has officially left f(x), so I thought I'd bring to you this short pictorial to celebrate Sulli's newfound freedom from having to do shitty idol stuff.  Please enjoy.

Sulli vs Hwayoung - it's a difference in determination levels

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Join Caonimas, the Kpopalypse fandom - or don't

It seems more and more people are becoming fans of Kpopalypse, and naturally I'm very flattered.  I got quite a few questions recently about if I have a fanclub, and what it should be called, etc. so to fulfill demand in the official absence of any such thing, I've decided to make my own official fandom, the Caonimas!

The Kpopalypse 2015 bias list

I while ago I made a bias list because everyone was always asking me what k-pop girls I liked, and why, so rather than explain who I liked and why I liked my favourites over and over, I could just lazily link people to the list which did all the explaining for me.  However, it's been about a year since that list was made, and there have been new entrants into k-pop who have come to my attention, "got prettier" or otherwise met required standards.  As people constantly ask me about this shit, this means my existing bias list has become less and less useful over time.  Time to give the bias list a much-needed update, rejuggle and expansion!

Who will meet required standards?  Which new entrants will make it on?  Will any previous entrants be excluded?  Will people feel compelled to leave pointless comments below about how they disagree with my picks as if anyone really gives a shit what some random blogger asshole thinks are hot girls anyway?  Read on and find out as Kpopalypse reveals his top 10 biases!

Kpopalypse Livestream is back this weekend!

It occurs to me that some of you cao ni mas might be sad about not getting to go to KCON and meet the illustrious Zaku this weekend because, like me, you live thousands of miles and a good chunk of ocean away from where it's all happening.  Never fear - for you sad dejected types Kpopalypse has got your weekend entertainment sorted with a new livestream!

I'm streaming only once this weekend, the stream will be at 9:30 AM Sunday 10th August.  This is in Adelaide, Australia time (GMT+9:30).  Click this link for a countdown or click here to check your timezone.

The streaming link is: http://ustre.am/1gd6W

If you've never watched a Kpopalypse Livestream before, click the sexy hot A.KOR bitches for more info!  Otherwise, see you there!

KPOPALYPSE EASTER STREAM

HEY CAO NI MAS, KPOPALYPSE IS STREAMING DURING EASTER!

This post has all the information you need about the KPOPALYPSE LIVESTREAM!

Cao Ni Ma! Song Of The Grass Mud Horse

It's been too hot where I live to write blogs.  The other day Adelaide became the official hottest capital city in the world - fuck that shit.  It's cooling down though so I'll bring you something with words in it over the next few days.  In the meantime, here's a completely thoughtless blog post.  Let's sing along:

Bonus hot Sulli pics after the jump.

SUPPORT FREEDOM - SUPPORT SULLI

I live in Australia, which is a country where we don't have many of those fancy "rights" things, like what some of you other swanky posh countries get.  Freedom of speech enshrined in the law?  Not fucking likely, cunt.  Right to bear arms?  You can't even carry around a gun that fires fucking vegetables.  And if they arrest you for carrying that super-deadly shit, you don't even have the right to remain silent, you filthy fucking criminal scum.  I'm jealous of you folks who live elsewhere and can just whip out the old "you're infringing on my legal rights" line when the shit goes down, that'd be some cool shit to be able to do around where I live.  Australians are pretty much lucky if we're not in jail 24/7.  Oh wait.

All of this harsh oppression that I experience daily (exacerbated by my heritage which is German and Chinese, two countries well versed at various periods in history with "shut up and lie in that ditch over there" so you can imagine what my upbringing was like) means that I sympathise heavily with anybody anywhere who flaunts their legal (or imagined) right to act like a complete cuntfaced bitch in public.  Latest exhibit: Sulli of f(x).