G Dragon and JYJ to come back

But no one here gives a shit...okay, maybe three people.

For the rest of the readers, a sexy Hyosung pic. It's been a long time, hasn't it?

The K-pop dictionary (fangirl edition).

Doing this cause doing normal entries are fucking boring.

Your latest album was shit biatch.

Daebak/Jjang - I'm a Koreaboo, I look so damn cute when I say this when my oppar and unnirs release shitty songs + MV's and win awards because we bulk buy the fuck outta it + I'm a delusional stan hence I shall praise it to high heavens or else my fandom shall eat me alive kekekekekekekekekekekeke motherfucking ke. ^.^ + I use this word when I waste 5 hours trending oppar's/unnir's name on twitter for his/her birthday instead of doing my h/w, it's okay as long as mommy doesn't know.

Oppa - I shall abuse the living fuck out of this word because it's soooooooooooo damn kawaii...hold on that's Japanese my bad kekekekekekeke cute and I shall also refer to the male fans in the forums and articles as oppa cause I'm cool like that kekekekekekekekeke. ^.^.

 I also get mad when people mock us and use the ever-so-insulting term 'oppar' instead of 'oppa', like get it right pfft. Oh hold on a sec I use that myself kekekekekekeke.

My use of 'kekeke' is as fake as Nicki Minaj's ass, js.

E.g. Daebak people on Tumblr making these jjang

 gifs ^.^

Unnie - Although I dislike half the chicks in K-pop cause they so purdy and they probably fuck my oppas I shall call them unnie in an aegyo voice while I secretly hate them cause they sell more than my oppas ;_____________;. Shall refer to every older female on the forums/blogs etc in order to look cute and adorable. Now give me a fucking cookie.

Saranghaeyo - Hehe, this is the first phrase in Korean that I learned through cheesy K-dramas which translates to the 3 obvious words everyone dreads irl, however saying in Korean obviously makes it 100 x cooler, durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I don't mind the fact this is the most over-used phrase in sappy love songs in K-pop.

E.g. the moron below.

Troll - You don't like oppar/unnir so that means you're a troll. You may have a valid reason as to why you don't like oppar/unnir but I don't care *sings along with 2NE1* because you're a troll.

Haters gonna hate/U mad? - I can't take an opinion & I obviously cannot come up with a proper argument atm seeing that my retaliation would come across as weak or simply because I'm lazy like Snorlax, henceforth I shall spam macros/gifs with this particular caption in order to look like a faux badass kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke ^__^

E.g. A regular K-pop fan shares his/her honest opinion about your oppar (in this case 2pm) : 'Wow they suck live!'

Over-sensitive stan :

Hwaiting/Fighting - Although this is used by Koreans I obviously wish that I was one. Oh well I shall use this phrase every chance I get.

Jpop - Utter garbage. I don't know why fucking weeaboos listen to this shit. So many idol groups filled with pretty boys and girls who can't sing for shit (sans a few members in each group)...Oh wait, that sounds like Kpop idol groups....uhh....at least my oppars and unnirs are better dancers!!!!111oneone

Aegyo - Ewwwwwwwwwwww I hate it when those bitches from girl groups do aegyo to look cute like act yo facking age you fake ass hoes!!!!!! Get away from my oppar too okay?

Aigoo - I use this when my oppar/unnir fall sick or end up in the hospital cause they're overworked and aigoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo SM is so evil, his whisper is tha fucking luciferrrrrrrrrr!!!!!oneone.

Omo! - Omg is as outdated as your mum's wardrobe, pfft. It's all about doing aegyo and saying 'Omooooooooooo!' Hey at least I don't add a 'h' in front of it and say that out loud, hence KISS MY FEET BEECHFACE.

Fanwar - AHMAGAWDDDDDDD. Where do I even begin? It's my favourite part of Korean pop culture of course! This is where I put 90% of my energy on defending my beloved oppars and unnirs cause they obviously don't deserve all the hate because they work so hard and barely get paid much or get any sleep poor little things and oh bitch pleaseeeeeeeeeeee I don't care if my mum and dad work hard to support me and buy me things, like my oppars and unnies work a lot harder duhhhhhhhhhhh  *brb buying 10 albums on YesAsia/DVDHeaven using Dad's money keke* ! ;______;  and those people who don't like them are just stooooopid haters eww. I also need this to enlarge my e-penor of course!

Dubulge  - Hehe this term refers to Onew's penis, which according to Shawols is considered humongous. Man these Onew dickriders have never seen a dick in their entire life, maybe they should ask JYP ahjusshi to show them his gigantic package. Yes, he has a reproductive organ lets all kill him.

Maknae - Youngins that aren't legal yet but we'd like to bang the shit out of them regardless, who the fuck cares about jail?

Ahjusshi - Old perverted men that fanboy over SNSD & Kara ofc! Eww no wonder I don't like girl groups!!!!!!!!! They make me sick *goes to throw up in a hat*

Chocolate Abs - lol silly! It's not abs made out of milk chocolate! Pfft, whenever I see guys in movies and magazines with abs I always think to myself 'Kekekeke his abs are NOTHING compared to Taeyang/Jay Park/Chanslut/Lee Joon oppar's delicious chocolate abs'. OPPA LEMME LICK YOUR ABS PLEASE? I DON'T CARE EH EH EH EH EH IF YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN A MONTH. SARANGHAE <3

Bagel Girl - Okay I know you think these slutbags sell bagels for a living but it's not true! They're basically sluts who have a 'baby face' and have a body that's voluptuous for Korean standards. Like they have that alien bitch UEE considered a bagel girl. Wtf are they smoking? Snooki's shit? Maybe, maybe not. If my oppar looks at these bitches in a more than a friendly way I shall cut that bitch into pieces and make sushi outta her boobies. COME AT ME BRO.

Honey Thighs - Ugh, such bullshit. Like who are y'all kidding huh? They obviously look good with photoshop, lighting and layers of make-up!!!!!!!oneone

Without them they ALL look like Hyuna's fugly cellulite ridden thighs omg.

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*phew*

Imitating your typical fangirl is a lot harder than I thought.
Props to you guys.

Not going to enroll in the K-pop school of fangirlology any time soon.

Thanks for the contribution Anti Kpop-Fangirl! 

T-ara's back to give you another seizure

What a disappointment. Japan was supposed to make this MV sexier. It's nowhere near as bad as the teasers that were released last week, but it's still a disappointment. I was hoping for so much more, but no. The first problem was that this was filmed in Korea....so we're still stuck with the same director and the same asshole editors. I'd seriously like to look at girls' faces for more than .00025 seconds. Is that so much to fucking ask from these assholes? It just goes to show that the most incompetent CEO hires the most incompetent directors and editors.

There's supposed to be a story I suppose. Does someone need to be high to understand what the fuck is going on? I've watched this MV like ten times and I still have no idea what the fuck the MV is supposed to be about.

As for the song, from what I'm hearing, it translates better to Japanese than some other Kpop songs have. It's a good thing the original had some autotune so the autotune here doesn't really bother me (and it shouldn't, T-ara has shit Japanese. Be thankful for the autotune.)

While this may sound overly negative, I did like a few things about the MV.
1) More Soyeon. Obviously.
2) Eunjung's chest popping.
3) Barely any Hwayoung.
4) Sounds like the original line distribution is the same. I was fearing that they'd add a terrible rap for Hwayoung.

"I Bo Peep Bo Peep like dis, I Bo Peep Bo Peep like dat, Bo Peep dis, Bo Peep dat, YEAH!"

This is the song that made me a fan of 6-ara, much superior to the 7-ara of today. I was hoping that 7-ara wouldn't ruin this song, and thankfully they didn't, because it's pretty hard to ruin BPBP since it isn't great in the first place. I've listened to the original version nearly 1,000 times and most of it is due to the dance, the outfits, and the girls. I actually like the beat to the song, and the girls don't sound bad in the studio version, but BPBP was the song where T-ara started to really suck live singing wise. Overall, stick with the Korean version, both the MV (19+ version) and the song.

Happy birthday!

As four of you know, it's Lim's birthday!

I notice that fanbases like to pool their money together and buy their idols expensive gifts for their birthdays. At this important time before the Wonder Girls' Korean comeback, Wonderfuls should consider getting Lim the most useful thing she could receive right now: Plastic surgery!

Personally, I would recommend whoever recently overhauled Zinger's face. I mean, look at these results!

AS's Raina gives Phominutesluts a run for their engrish.

Okay Chuck I just had to, you baited me.

@1:00 ''If yo maynnnnnnnnnnnnn on a pho if he ain't lemme know. 

She's obviously talking about pho, must be one starving bitch.

Which basically means that if a guy's run out of some pho they should call Raina so that she could make him some more, durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 

Or as a cray cray feminist would say, she's re-enforcing the 'women belong in the kitchen' stereotype.

ICWUDT Raina.

''Lemme see if you can brown it brown it, gurrr indeed I can brown it, brown it'' 

Referring to the infamous phrase 'Chris Brown it' = assault your girlfriend/wife.

Other similar phrases include : Chris Brown a Ho, e.g. 'Soulja Boy: We don't supaa man no-moe, we Chris Brown dat ho! Now watch me youuuu... 

So she's openly stating that she quite likes to enjoy Chris Brown'ing people, possibly with the help of her high heels. Maybe that's why Jung Ah's not getting enough lines, who in their right mind wants to get Chris Brown'd by Raina? Does AS's Bang! have some sort of underlying message behind it after all?

@1:29 

Original lyrics : Girl the way that your wearin them jeans is turnin me on

I'm the hottest thing thats in these streets so baby won't you rock me...

Raina's misheard lyrics : Gurr the way you churn this tree is turning me ownnn, I'm tha hardest thang in this stleets so babyeee won't you run me...

@ 1:39 

''Make it dwop granny, make it pop granny ro-rock..

Teeeeck, tock to da crock fo me''

Yeah, I wouldn't mess with her either.

Infinite fangirls

I had started drawing pics before Shin included Infinite in her article.

Infinite fans before today:

Infinite fans from today on out:

First they spent a lot of time saying how Infinite should win. Today rainbows are shooting out of their vaginas. Hopefully this isn't the next chapter for Infinite fangirls:

Hopefully they don't get huge egos and start shitting all over other fandoms now.

Random Information No One Cares About

Just some current thoughts:

INFINITE wins Mnet "M! Countdown":

Holy balls.
Did you see how hard some of those boys were crying? Umm. D'aww? I'm happy for you, though. Like actually. I believe you are one of the few "rookie" boy groups that came out that were worth looking into due to your dancing skills.
I would have liked to make a Kanye West joke when I said "I'm happy for you", but they were crying so hard, I would have had nothing to interrupt. So.
*awkward silence cause no joke could be made*

But do you guys want to see something more awkward?

Watch this guy's rapping:

WOW.
Even I feel embarrassed. And I am not even on the same continent as him.
That was horrible. When he started at the beginning. And when he tried to "change it up" at the end with his "own rapping flair". It was just bad all around. Poor G.NA.
Even thinking about it makes me sad! How embarrassing. I like his little scuffle at the end when he was trying to run off stage so it could zoom in on G.NA for her last line. It was like he knew he did badly and was running away to hide in shame and crawl to a corner to cry.

Finally:

Hmm. Interesting. I have never heard about a girl paper-bagging a guy's head in order to avoid looking at his appearance. I thought only guys did that. And only when they are being debaucherous. But this woman is cruel. Even sitting at home she's all, "Oh hellz no. Yeobo, put on that paper bag. Then we can sit on the balcony. I don't want anyone to recognize me as being with you."
Even on poor Paper Bag Boy's BIRTHDAY she won't let him take it off.
And by the looks of it, he does not even get to decide the expression. After she gives him her birthday present, she is all "Now, you WILL be happy" "But, Sweety, I would be happier if you let me take off-" "BE HAPPY, HOE!"
At least she was kind enough to get him some ties to match the bag.