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Our girl Dani has connections.

So, um, how exactly do you two know each other?

Rainbow - Tell Me Tell Me At Dream Concert

"Why hasn't AKF written about Chris Brown and T-ara yet? Why hasn't he reviewed the 900 MVs that came out in the past two weeks?"

Well, Hyunyoung's tits look too nice in this outfit for me to write about anything else Kpop related at the moment.

Question of the Week 72

This week's question comes from an anonymous asker from my ask.fm:
What would make you unfollow kpop?

Thanks for your submission!

Sometimes things don't always work out the way you want them

Hey Fish Faggots!

Apparently Snoop Dog met Minzy the other day. I didn't read the article at Soompi (I never do) but I'm guessing from the pictures they traded food recipes, snuggled, watched Good Burger, then smoked two flatty boombatty blunts.Then at night, Snoop took Minzy to his bed, whipped out his big black penis and ballz and began thrusting it deep down  Minzy's luscious creamy white butthole and mouth. As he thrusted (and I assure you he thursted hard as fuck ), I am 100% positive Minzy gagged and threw up all over his nuts and butthole. Then she smoked more weed to get the taste of jizz and curly pubes out of her mouth! 

U Jelly!? U should be....you'll never get to put it in her booty like Snoop did the other day!

Consequently, I'm guessing his dick was so big it stretched her voice box out too--next 2ne1 album I swear to Jesus Christ her voice will sound a lot deeper than it already is. That's what big black penises, weed, and Good Burger do to poor little teenage Korean girls. U mad!?

Who are we kidding? There was no sex advancements from any party? Snoop Dogg probably gave her advice on how to rap her mouth around his balls and perform oral sex.

Drink up, girls!

Gahi's failing solo career has lead her to drink.

< insert "drinking semen" joke here from every male on this site >

Lee Seung Gi Grabs the Bae Suzy

How anyone thought Suzy could pretend to be a boy, let alone think giving her another prominent drama role was a good idea, is beyond me. I mean come on, her face isn't mannish, she's very attractive in the traditional feminine sense, and she's not built like a beanpole. 

Whatever the logic is, Lee Seung Gi still manages to get to second base in one of the latest episodes of whatever  shit they're starring in at the moment.

HOW IS THAT AT ALL BOYISH?

Tiffany To Retire From SNSD To Become A MLB Pitcher

Tiffany Hwang threw out the first pitch tonight and she has been signed by the Houston Astros to be their ace. Houston Astros General Manager Jeff Luhnow had an exclusive interview with the Anti-Kpop Fangirl reporting team. Seeing that I'm a huge Tigers fan and the Tigers just whipped the living shit out of the Astros this past weekend, Mr. Luhnow thought this would be the perfect time to have an interview, mixing in Kpop and baseball.