Book Review: Prayers For Oppa

It's time for a Kpopalypse book review, and not just any book review but a christian book review!  Read on and discover all about the disgusting idol-worshipping heathen Kpopalypse's encounter with spiritual k-pop literature!

Hyomin "Sketch" MV Teaser

"Boy I'm ready." You said it, Hyomin. My penis is the hero that Hyomin deserves.

Sunday Shitpost Special Edition: Guy Gets Beat Up For Touching Tiffany's...Hair...the Hair on Her Scalp

UCAAD touched Tiffany's hair, and then some Sones fucked him up. (More to the story here.)

Do I really have to go into a long-ass explanation of why retarded shit like this is precisely why the site is still around? It's not like the dude tied Tiffany to a bed and ripped her panties off and starting licking her butthole and finger fucking her pussy while posting the video to the Internet. No, he just touched her hair. Should he have? Obviously not. I don't like when people touch me; however, it's not like I hire a few 6'6" buff black dudes and a couple of Asian kung fu masters to go fuck someone up every time someone touches me.

Jesus Christ, this fandom is fucking nuts.

Joanne Tseng and Lene Lai of "Refresh Man"

Today, a new Taiwanese drama titled "Refresh Man" starts airing today. Since I don't know who the two leading ladies are, I did my research. This is the kind of research I do for my real job, except I'm reading financial statements instead of looking at tits. But hey, I tried to make the analogy work.

Review: Jimin, featuring Xiumin "Call You Bae"

AOA's Jimin released her first "official" solo song this week. So how was it?

Not good, fam. Not good.

I Hate Ryu Sera

This isn't just some simple k-pop, "Haha! I hate Taeyeon for kicking out Jessica" type hatred. No, this is something more. I actually hate her. I hate Ryu Sera. I hate her with every fiber of my being.

Saturday Shitfest #39

The hashtag video was pretty fun to watch, and I found out the group is filming Weekly Idol (the only variety show I watch anymore...only when my favorite groups show up...and I only watch their specific segments...) next week, so that should air at the end of the month.

I see a lot of people complaining about visual holes in WJSN. Whenever I see articles like this, I'm thinking "...and?" Not every group is going to be like Kara. Hell, Twice is the closest group out today to having no visual holes, but Chaeyoung is pretty fucking ugly with some nasty teeth, Jungyeon looks bad with the bowl cut (she was actually hot on "Sixteen" with longer hair) and Jihyo isn't a visual. Really, it's just the foreign members and Nayeon that carry the group visually, so again, who cares about visual holes. If SNSD can become popular with Hyoyeon and Sooyoung in the group, and if the Wonder Girls can become popular with Sohee and Hye Lim in the group, it just goes to show you visual holes don't mean shit.