The Official Kpopalypse Blackjack Defence Rap Challenge

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Kpopalypse Battle - Park Bom vs Kemy

People want to know if Kpopalypse supports either 2NE1's Park Bom or A.KOR's Kemy in the latest hilarious k-pop drama, and which side they should choose. This post has the answers!

6 k-pop idols who look like busty pornstars

You know the deal.  We've all been there.  You're sitting at home fapping to k-pop idols but you just can't get into the groove this time - you're having trouble maintaining your arousal.  You fap harder, you try some lube, you try your other hand, but it's no use.  You're in good physical condition, you're not even tired... relaxing and giving up for the moment, you sit and think about your predicament.  It becomes clear to to you that the problem is mental, not physical - after many years of fapping to k-pop videos and GIFs you've been finally desensitised to the coy, controlled, choreographed prancing and posing of you bias, and you need something more hardcore to keep your solo-libido going.  However, you don't want to fap to anyone but your bias.... because that would be like cheating... well, okay, not really... but you're delusional, so there's no talking to you.

NEVER FEAR - KPOPALYPSE IS HERE TO HELP!

Since we can't have k-pop stars doing porn because Korean laws are a super-conservative killjoy, I've taken the trouble of finding for you six lookalikes that you can search up on porn sites and use as a fap substitute while still keeping your mind clean and pure with thoughts of only your precious bias (assuming you bias is one of these six, but then, these six idols are pretty fucking smoking hot, so it probably is*).  These lookalikes definitely don't have the same body types, but they do have similar faces.  Or maybe they don't.  Whatever.  It's a k-pop porn post - why are you complaining?

[NSFW] Lord Have Mercy on Us All

WHY PARK BOM WHY

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF

I WARNED YOU THIS WASN'T SAFE FOR WORK

Netizen Delivers Sick Burn to Park Bom

For better or worse, Park Bom is arguably the undisputed Queen of Plastic Surgery in KPop. Search your feelings, YG stans. You know this to be true. 

Anyway when I saw this latest picture of Park Bom, I thought to myself, "Oh dear. What have you done to yourself Park Bom?"

"Bom ratatata, bitches~"